Commentary:
"Standing up for myself is hard when I've got low iron – I'm more like a wilted flower than a powerful force 💁♀️🌼 #IronDeficiencyStruggles"
Tag Archives: 179 Funny girl quotes
Girl to girl: Please have at least two boyfriends.
Commentary:
Juggling two boyfriends? That's just practicing time management skills. 😊🕒🎭
Why do boys never buy the Pro Max iPhones? I swear it’s only girls with big phones.
Commentary:
Guess boys are sticking with "fun size" models while girls go for the "go big or go home" strategy 📱😂💁♀️
I love cute tiny purses, but I’m sad to say I can never be a cute tiny purse girl. I need to haul my hoard of objects everywhere I go, because what if….
Commentary:
Guess I'll forever be a member of the "I might need this someday" club, complete with my overstuffed bag that could double as a survival kit! 👜🧚♀️🚋
Watching “Dirty Dancing” as a teenager: Damn right, no one puts Baby in a corner. Watching “Dirty Dancing” as an adult: This girl is a brat and needs a lesson.
Commentary:
🤣 Oh, how perspectives change as we grow older! 👵🧓 Remember when we all cheered for Baby as a rebellious teen, but now we're just thinking, "Girl, please! Listen to your parents!" 🙅♀️ Maybe it's time for an updated remake: "Disciplined Dancing" featuring Baby getting grounded for her antics! 😉🕺💃 #GrowingPains
I hope this email finds you in the paradise city where the grass is green and the girls are pretty.
Commentary:
"🎶 Welcome to the inbox city, where the screens are bright and the messages are witty! 📧✨ Hope this email finds you rockin' and rollin' in the paradise city of your dreams, dodging spam like a true email ninja! 🤘🌴💃"
Girl cats get named after ancient goddesses and boy cats get named after Taco Bell menu items.
Commentary:
"Ah, the eternal feline naming dilemma: Should Fluffy channel the majestic vibes of Athena or embrace the spicy allure of Crunchwrap Supreme? 🐱👑🌮 Decisions, decisions… To goddess or to taco, that is the question! 😹 #CatsVersusTacos"
Every girl is defined by their one lost love. And by that I mean the one fast food item that was discontinued without warning, subsequently ruining their life.
Commentary:
"An emotional rollercoaster of heartbreak and hunger! 😂🍔💔 Who needs love when you've got a discontinued fast food favorite to mourn?! #FoodIsLove"
Nothing is worse than seeing a gorgeous girl that I’d never approach or stand a chance with and then finding out she has a boyfriend.
Commentary:
"Story of every hopeless romantic's life: Having a crush on someone who's as out of reach as WiFi on a deserted island 🤦♂️💔 Better luck next time, buddy! Maybe she'll break up with her boyfriend, or he'll turn out to be her annoying younger brother in disguise 🙈😂"
Having to write cover letters is so dumb. Do you really believe my dream ever since I was a little girl was to work for you? No. It was to ride a pony on a funky space rainbow. Grow up.
Commentary:
"I mean, who needs a job when you can ride a pony on a funky space rainbow, am I right? 🦄🌈 Don't worry, unicorns and rainbows are way cooler than a boring old cover letter! 💌✨ #DreamJobGoals"