Funny Godzilla quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Rom-com idea: Gozilla +1. Godzilla gets invited to a wedding but struggles to convince anyone to go with him.

  Commentary:
  Here's a rom-com idea truly fit for a monster movie makeover: "Gozilla +1"! 🦖👔👰 Picture this – Godzilla receives a wedding invite and decides to brave the human world, but faces the ultimate dilemma: finding a plus one willing to brave the chaos of a monster's love life! Will Godzilla's scales find a spark amidst the tulle and tears, or will the wedding bells just ring for party-crashing? Tune in for a tale of

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If I ever experience an earthquake, my first thought will probably be it’s Godzilla.

  Commentary:
  "Earthquake? More like Godzilla making a grand entrance, am I right? 🦖🌍 Hold onto your popcorn, folks! 😂 #GodzillaVsEarthquake"

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