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Someone from 🇧🇿 has shared:

Proverbs are so mean. Like, I don’t deserve any worm because I woke up at 11am? Like, no worm at all?

Someone from 🇩🇲 has downloaded:

I just sneezed and farted at the same time. I think my body just took a screenshot.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has copied:

Why can’t people be tested like watermelons? You tap them on the head and find out whether they are normal or bad.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has shared:

When you look this sexy, they should let you leave work early.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has viewed:

90% of the ocean is unexplored, which means there could be a McDonald’s down there.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has downloaded:

If someone ghosts you, respect the dead and never disturb them again.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has copied:

Much like lasagna, I’m just held together by cheese at this point.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has shared:

Women don’t pretend anymore to dig for something in their purse and then pull out their middle finger.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has shared:

Having a job is cool, but everyday? Come on!

Someone from 🇮🇷 has downloaded:

It’s cold and dark outside, made me think of you.

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It’s not the destination that matters. It’s the snacks you eat on the way.

Just landed via WeChat:

Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination.

Seen just now on TikTok:

My neighbor won’t stop talking about his Rolex and I can’t believe someone stole it tomorrow.

Reported on TikTok:

Don’t worry. You’re exactly where you should be in life. Because you’ve made horrible choices.

Breaking via YouTube:

My parents told me I could be anything I wanted so I became unacceptable.

Shared recently on TikTok:

I’ll be like “it is what it is” and almost vomit from anxiety.

Spotted on Facebook:

I think God was high when he made me.

Shared recently on YouTube:

I’m sorry I roasted you, I was trying to flirt.

Live now on LinkedIn:

I’m currently on a really effective diet called “I only have twenty dollars until payday”.

Trending via LinkedIn:

Accidentally clicked a post about UFOs, and now my Facebook algorithm thinks I’m a much different person.

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Someone from 🇬🇩 has viewed:

The problem with hiding snacks from my kid is that when I forget, they end up being hidden from me too.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has downloaded:

Taking my heart off my sleeve, I fold it up neatly and carefully place it back inside my chest.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has viewed:

“It’s all in your head!” Correct! Unfortunately, I am also in there.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has viewed:

I wear black because it’s slimming. Exercise is also slimming, but like I said, I wear black.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has viewed:

The more you weigh, the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe, Eat cake.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has copied:

I try to contain my craziness, but the lid keeps popping off.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has shared:

This is my emotional support online shopping cart.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has shared:

One thing I miss about the pandemic is getting to rip my mask off like I just botched a surgery.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has viewed:

The only person I ever call is my wife, and that’s just when we’re trying to find her phone.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has downloaded:

An app where you and your partner swipe left and right on restaurants until there’s a match. No talking, no negotiation. Who’s building this?

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Telegram:

I don’t need a New Year’s resolution, it’s the year’s turn to be better.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

The kids in Mrs. Doubtfire were pretty dumb if they couldn’t figure out that their nanny was famous actor Robin Williams the whole time.

Trending via Snapchat:

I have a photographic memory, but I’ve run out of film.

Reported on TikTok:

Hello 911? Yes, my wife is forcing me to walk over to meet the neighbors.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

I’ve had so much tea trying to get rid of this cold that I’m now speaking with a British accent and am fascinated with the Royal family.

Going viral on Snapchat:

“I don’t care!”, he posted, again.

Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

The little umbrella is so unnecessary. Like, my drink is already wet, bro.

Spotted on Facebook:

Most people think that T-Rexes can’t clap because they have short arms, but really it’s because they’re dead.

Shared recently on X:

The trouble with living alone is that it’s always my turn to do the dishes.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

The key to a healthy relationship is taking turns being the sad one.

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