Funny greedy quotes

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  1 month ago

  Share →: There is always enough for the needy, there is never enough for the greedy.

  Commentary:
  "Greedy people are like black holes—no matter how much you throw in, it's never enough! 🌌😂 #GreedyGalaxies"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I wish I could turn everyone I love into a trinket, so I can keep them forever, because I am greedy and selfish.

  Commentary:
  "Someone's ready to launch their 'Trinket Holding Co.' 🎁💕 Just remember: labels are EVERYTHING. 📛😂"

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