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Someone from 🇬🇷 has shared:

When Chuck Norris was born, the doctor got slapped.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has downloaded:

Sometimes I’ll pause a YouTube video to scroll on reels. I’m not sure if I’ll ever be able to be loved genuinely.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has copied:

No president next term. America needs to be single for a while to focus on herself.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has bookmarked:

I was waiting on the universe but the universe was actually waiting on me.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has shared:

Tech bros are frequently wrong but never in doubt.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has downloaded:

I can understand why chickens wake up and scream.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has downloaded:

My phone charger is lying in another room. HELP.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has shared:

We can’t both age regress at the same time — someone’s gonna have to push me on the swingset.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has copied:

Sometimes all you need is a Saturday to sleep, eat, and do absolutely nothing else all day.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has bookmarked:

I miss my bed. Why does it have to be so far from where I work?

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Spreading quickly via Messenger:

Dating apps aren’t working, time to walk into a cafe looking confused.

Just shared via TikTok:

If I could turn water into wine, I’d have lots of followers too.

Just landed via YouTube:

From a very young age, I knew that everyone was wrong and I was right.

Spotted on Threads:

Time machine? You mean a clock?

Making waves on YouTube:

Two words have helped me open a lot of doors in my life. Push and Pull.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

Going from “I can fix her” to “I don’t care if she lives or dies” in the same beer.

Trending via Pinterest:

I have a sundress and no man to bend me over in it, sad day.

Spotted on Threads:

When I’m not posting or returning messages, just know that I’m probably out doing superhero shit.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

When you ask for your phone charger back and your teenager has the audacity to ask “what percentage are you on?”

Going viral on YouTube:

You’re confusing me with someone who cares what you think of me.

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Funny harm quotes bring a cheeky twist to life’s little mishaps and oops moments 😅💥. They turn pain into punchlines and make those awkward blunders a bit more bearable 😂🎭. Whether you’re laughing at yourself or sharing a witty jab, these quotes add humor to harm and remind us that sometimes, laughter really is the best medicine! 😜✨

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28 shares on Reddit this month:

I got Botox, and I asked the doctor, “How many years younger will this make me look?” and he was like, “Zero. You’ll just look like the other girls your age who have also gotten Botox.”

57 shares on Slack this month:

Can you imagine being a 7th grade girl and being able to see your crush’s bedroom during Zoom math class.

100 shares on YouTube this month:

Everyday I wait for a vampire to seduce me.

48 shares on X this month:

Due to personal reasons, I’ll be getting stronger every day.

67 shares on WhatsApp this month:

90% of the things I worry about never happen. Worrying works.

16 shares on Pinterest this month:

So does everybody have a collection of grocery bags that you keep inside of a grocery bag?

21 shares on Pinterest this month:

Sunday without HBO feels like a meal without carbs — empty and deeply wrong.

72 shares on Pinterest this month:

I believe in Bigfoot because Bigfoot believes in me.

70 shares on Messenger this month:

Be the elephant you wish to see in the room.

26 shares on Threads this month:

Anyone got any good sins for someone just getting into sinning?

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19 folks are currently checking 👀

I’m ready for a new relationship. My past is buried in the backyard, to fertilize the tomatoes.

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I think I may need professional help. A chef, a butler and a maid should do it!

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It is only when a mosquito lands on your testicles that you realize there is always a way to solve problems without using violence.

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Oh no, a login from a new device? And that device is my phone? The one that I use every single day? And the location is my house, you say? Thank you so much for warning me. I will contact Interpol.

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Cigarettes are a better networking tool than LinkedIn could ever dream of being.

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I don’t even believe myself when I say I’ll be ready in 5 minutes.

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I’m an optimist and i understand how annoying that is.

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Wow, another wooden ball. Would it kill avocado makers to put a different toy in there?

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People have ex girlfriends, I have ex crushes.

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Who is this Rorschach guy and where did he get all the pictures of my parents fighting?

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇧🇾 has bookmarked:

Someone was saying that social media makes you miss out on your real life, but have you seen real life?

Someone from 🇩🇯 has shared:

I’m a “I have an appointment later, so I can’t do anything else for the rest of the day” kind of person.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has bookmarked:

The real body count is how many people are in therapy because of you.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has copied:

Why am I scrolling? What am I searching for?

Someone from 🇬🇳 has viewed:

Being excited to get in bed really is a different level of adulting.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has shared:

May the hardest part of your day be getting the jeans over your butt.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has shared:

There will only be world peace if we get another Gangnam Style.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has bookmarked:

British people never go downstairs; they just jump out of a window and open an umbrella like Mary Poppins.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has shared:

Customers will say shit like, “Uhh, it’s asking me to remove my card?”

Someone from 🇸🇹 has viewed:

They’re calling me the unemployee of the month.

Social Media Log 💫

Going bananas on YouTube:

I mostly keep friendships going because they have my good Tupperware.

Going bananas on Instagram:

I’m sorry I used air quotes when I said we were friends.

Making waves on Threads:

I passed my genetic engineering exam with flying koalas.

Making waves on WeChat:

When I was a kid, we still ate noodles. Then at some point we ate pasta. Today, we only eat carbs.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

My bed has a stronger influence on me than my ambitions.

Trending via WeChat:

Job market so bad, I started following my dreams.

Going bananas on Slack:

Stealing hoodies is for amateurs. Steal his car like a real woman.

Trending via Reddit:

I hate when people tell me I need to “get out of my comfort zone,” like I don’t even have a comfort zone; I am literally always uncomfortable.

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

The gothic urge to live in a sleepy seaside town with a terrifying backstory.

Spotted on YouTube:

Yes, liquor store clerk, I do need help. But I decided to come here instead.

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