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Someone from 🇫🇯 has viewed:

Solitude never hits you with unsolicited opinions.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has viewed:

Whitening my teeth by getting a tan.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has viewed:

This year for Thanksgiving, I’ll probably bring what I brought last year… shame upon the family.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has downloaded:

I just sneezed next to my computer and the anti-virus popped up.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has bookmarked:

You could waterboard pretty much any embarrassing information out of me. I’m very waterboardable.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has shared:

The good news is that I’ve been finding new ways to waste my time.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has viewed:

All positions for annoying people in my life have been filled. Applicants need not apply, thank you.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has bookmarked:

For someone with a dry phone, I’m on it way too much.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has shared:

It’s so unfair that saying “xd” is still socially acceptable, but only if you’re speaking Spanish.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has viewed:

Flex on strangers by asking them if they remember you.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

217 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,486

Funny Quotes Topics

17,559

Funny Quotes Images

15,486

Updated

Jan 5, 2026

Users Online

3,607

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Facebook:

One day you’re young and fun and the next you’re saying, “What kind of trees are those?”

Just shared via LinkedIn:

If I’m reading my Twitter feed correctly, Jennifer Aniston killed JFK.

Just shared via Pinterest:

I couldn’t work at a zoo. I’d have a penguin in my car by the end of the shift.

Spotted on Slack:

Professor, set the time machine for right now. I’m trying to be more present.

Spotted on Messenger:

Scrolling… good take… bad take… nothing take… cyberbullying… beautiful woman.

Trending via WhatsApp:

Girls are happier when their dress has pockets, it’s science.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Now I know why my dad used to wake up at 4AM and just sit at the kitchen table for an hour.

Freshly posted on Slack:

When two people argue online I believe whoever spells correctly.

Making waves on Pinterest:

Want to come over? We can trauma dump, take a nap, and then order a pizza and watch a movie.

Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

ChatGPT, what do you do when you find out your boyfriend’s been using ChatGPT to write you messages?

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Social Media Stars ⭐

70 shares on Slack this month:

If you like someone, set them free. If they comeback, it means nobody liked them. Set them free again.

46 shares on Messenger this month:

My ex texted me saying, “Hey, I miss you,” so I replied, “Sorry, I have zero bars — the past doesn’t have good reception.”

70 shares on Snapchat this month:

Ever read a post multiple times, still tilt your head and whisper, “What?!”

52 shares on WeChat this month:

My kids will never appreciate the amount of extroverting the introvert me does for them.

89 shares on TikTok this month:

Don’t let anyone treat you like pond water. You are Fiji water, okay?

94 shares on TikTok this month:

There’s no sadder tableau in all of humanity than the smoker’s terrarium at the airport.

60 shares on X this month:

Men who tell their woman she’s pretty, for no particular reason, keep that shit up.

53 shares on Reddit this month:

Coffee: Because without it I would be a serious danger to society.

95 shares on TikTok this month:

Anxiety should have a loyalty rewards program.

84 shares on Instagram this month:

Your email finds me deeply unwell. Teetering on the edge really.

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Hot Jokes 💥

14 folks are currently checking 👀

The Scream movies were believable in the ’90s, but no one with any common sense answers unknown numbers on their phones anymore.

24 folks are currently checking 👀

There should be significant punishments for people at the grocery store with no spatial awareness.

22 folks are currently checking 👀

Being a dinosaur sounds kinda nice. No bills, no work, just extinct.

13 folks are currently checking 👀

I’m already ready to clock out from work tomorrow.

9 folks are currently checking 👀

I’m doing well at accomplishing nothing today and I’m very proud of myself.

20 folks are currently checking 👀

Slipping into something more comfortable, another dimension.

8 folks are currently checking 👀

The downside of common sense is, having to deal with those that lack it.

16 folks are currently checking 👀

The older I get, I realize my mom was right, but I just didn’t like her tone.

6 folks are currently checking 👀

Spell your crush’s name backwards, mine is yenom.

9 folks are currently checking 👀

My problem with Christmas shopping is that I keep seeing things that I like… for me.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

217 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,486

Funny Quotes Topics

17,559

Funny Quotes Images

15,486

Updated

Jan 5, 2026

Users Online

3,490

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇼🇸 has shared:

Breakfast in bed: where your cozy blanket turns into a crumby crime scene.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has shared:

If you find me offensive, then I suggest you quit finding me.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has downloaded:

Normalize asking if this is an intervention whenever someone invites you over.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has viewed:

Sometimes I think I should talk to my colleagues more often. Until I talk to my colleagues.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has viewed:

How is a plant not able to handle direct sunlight? You’re from outside.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has bookmarked:

Ugh, sometimes I just wish there was a song about liking to move it, move it.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has viewed:

I’m going to die from jealousy one day.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has downloaded:

Aura farming in front of old people by not listening to music nor checking my phone.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has downloaded:

Aliens are gonna be super confused when they show up threatening to overthrow our leaders and we’re all stoked and offer to help.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has copied:

You can be under 25, just don’t do it around me.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on WhatsApp:

How come it’s called “thrift store shopping” instead of Goodwill hunting?

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

My company promotes diversity. We’d never hire twins.

Spotted on Threads:

Good morning to everyone who doesn’t get on my nerves.

Broadcasted on Discord:

I bet the inventor of the cannon would be relieved to know that they’re mostly about t-shirts now.

Going viral on Instagram:

Santa went woke and gave me a small solar panel instead of coal.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

Imagine the sound a centipede would make if they wore tiny flip flops.

Seen just now on Telegram:

Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.

Breaking via Reddit:

I met my wife at a singles night. I was surprised as I thought she was at home with the kids.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

“I’ve been fantasizing about going back to bed since I woke up this morning.”

Trending via TikTok:

No, I can’t tonight. I already have plans to look at my phone somewhere else.

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