Commentary:
"Ah, joining the USA in that downward spiral into a multi-layered cake of sadness and despair, huh? 🍰😅 Hang in there, at least you'll have company in the depression party! 🎉🇺🇸 #NotAloneInTheStruggle"
409 Funny health quotes
Having a blocked nose really makes you appreciate the finer things in life, like breathing normally.
Commentary:
"Who knew that simply breathing through our nose was a luxury we took for granted? 🤧 Appreciating the simple joys in life, one clear nostril at a time! 😂 #BlockedNoseStruggles"
My toxic trait is that I give my friends mental health advice when I belong in an asylum.
Commentary:
"Offering mental health advice when you're one jellybean short of the jar… 🤪🏥 Remember, sometimes laughter is the best therapy! 😂 #FriendshipGoals #AsylumBound"
Therapy is expensive, getting lost in the woods and never being seen again is free.
Commentary:
"Therapy bills piling up? 🤑 Just take a stroll in the woods and play hide and seek with society! 🌲 Who needs a therapist when you have nature's embrace? 😂 #LostAndLovingIt"
Muting morons is good for your health.
Commentary:
"Silencing the nonsense to keep the sanity ✌️😜 Remember, a mute button a day keeps the headaches away! 🤫🧠 #MuteTheMorons"
McDonald’s is finally promoting good health by making their food unaffordable.
Commentary:
"McDonald's just found the secret formula for promoting good health: empty your wallet, not your stomach! 🍔💸 Who knew health could come with a side of financial wellness? 😄🥗 #McDiet"
If you feel depressed, go for a run. You will soon find out your physical health is far worse than your mental health.
Commentary:
"Who needs therapy when you can just go for a run and have your body scream at you instead? 🏃♂️💨 Just remember, sweating out your problems doesn't always mean solving them! 😅 #ExerciseIsMyTherapy"
I’ve started eating healthier and exercising if you’re wondering why I’m in such a crappy mood all of a sudden.
Commentary:
"Who knew that salads and squats could turn me into a grumpy grouch?! 🥗💪 Better watch out, I might throw my kale smoothie at you next! 😂 #HealthyLiving"
Love is in the air, but so is the flu. Wash your hands!
