Funny hose quotes

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  3 days ago

  Share →: I’m probably like this because I drank water from the hose.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the secret ingredient to my quirky charm: hose water! 💧🤪 #VintageHydration"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I’m so high at Home Depot right now, and I have to ask where the hose at. And I know I’mma laugh when I do.

  Commentary:
  "Lost in the hardware store haze, on a quest for the elusive hose. The struggle is real, but the laughter is inevitable. 🌿🔧😂 #DIYgonewild"

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