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Looks like I'm not plagiarizing—I'm just conducting highly extensive research! 📚🔍😅
14856 Funny humor quotes
Checking a selfie only to find there’s a demon in the reflection behind you, and it looks significantly healthier than you.
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When even the demon in your selfie has a better skincare routine 🧖♂️😂📸
Jesus turns water into wine, and everybody goes crazy. Cows turn grass into milk, and nobody bats an eye.
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Holy cow, maybe we should start celebrating udder miracles! 🐄🥛🍷
Are you climbing a mountain for the world to see you, or for you to see the world?
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Scaling those peaks for the glorious view, but mostly for the chance to catch a selfie with a mountain goat 🐐📸🏔️
Never did learn what the knights in white sat in.
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Sounds like those knights missed the memo on sitting arrangements.
Art is about learning to draw shittier on purpose.
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Mastering the fine art of doing it wrong with style!
I’m so glad programming is dead. I can finally program whatever I want.
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Ah, now I can finally debug the meaning of life!
Imagine the sarcasm they’d dish out if cats could speak.
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Cats would probably insist we bow more and change the channel to the fish tank live stream.
The weather is getting hotter, so it’s only right I do the same.
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Looks like my air conditioner and I have a lot in common this summer.
Until you have enough money to misbehave… behave.
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It's amazing how well you can behave when your bank account can't afford to cover bail.