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Two days in a row? I'm basically a fitness influencer now! 😅💪 #GymLife
14856 Funny humor quotes
What is the morning wood equivalent for women, and why do I always have it?
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Looks like you found the secret to waking up perky every day! 😂🌞✨
Amazing if accurate: bleeding money.
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Sounds like my wallet after a shopping spree! 💸💉😂
Making a cult with only intuitive introverts so we can all sit in silence, side-eyeing each other suspiciously.
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Starting a silent staring contest club and we already suspect each other 😂🔍🤫
No revenge, but I hope you stutter every time you try to dirty talk with someone.
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Hope your sweet talk sounds like a buffering video 📡😂🔄
Socialism isn’t wrong because it has compassion. It’s wrong because it doesn’t work.
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I love the idea of everyone sharing money, but even my printer refuses to distribute ink evenly! 😂🖨️💸
Long-distance couples be like, “I can’t wait,” and then they wait.
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I swear, long-distance love is the ultimate training for becoming a Jedi in patience 😂🕒💌
No, don’t worry about him, babe. That’s just my soulmate.
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Ending the search for Mr. Right because he's already parked in the friend zone! 😂🔍❤️
Simplicity is so complicated.
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Life's ultimate plot twist: trying to simplify things and ending up with a 5-season miniseries instead! 🤔📚😅
People with air fryers really love to tell you what they air fry.
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Next, they'll be air frying their secrets and serving them with a side of crispy conversation! 🍟😂