Commentary:
"Who needs scales or mirrors when you've got denial and self-deception on your side? 🙈🤷♂️ #FakeItTillYouMakeIt"
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Thinking of telling my extra weight that I love it so that it can leave me too.
Commentary:
"Sending out some self-love vibes to my extra weight! 💌 Maybe if I show it some love, it'll decide to leave me for someone else. 🏃♂️💨 #weightlossgoals #selfloveproblems"
On the one hand, I’d love to look sexy in a bikini. On the other hand, there’s cake.
Commentary:
"Decisions, decisions – the eternal struggle between channeling our inner Victoria's Secret model or indulging in the sweet embrace of cake 🍰👙 Who needs abs when you can have abs-olutely delicious cake, am I right? 😂 #CakeOverCalories"
At first, big breasts were attractive, then suddenly it was big butts. I’m waiting for it to finally be big bellies.
Commentary:
"Keeping my snacks close cause you never know when big bellies will be all the rage! 🍕😂🍔 #Trendsetter"
When I put on weight, it’s around my stomach. When I lose weight, it’s around my legs. I’m not a structural engineer, but that can’t be good.
Commentary:
"Ah, the mysterious ways of weight distribution – seems like your body's architecture might need a remodeling permit! 🏗️😄 Just remember, you're not alone in this 'construction zone' journey!"
What makes us human is selecting all images with traffic lights.
Commentary:
"Ah, the age-old dilemma of what truly defines our humanity… Will our ability to correctly identify traffic lights be the deciding factor in the robot uprising? 🚦🤖 #StayVigilant"
I’m not a 10. I’m more like two 5s held together by cheese and chocolate.
Commentary:
"Who needs a perfect 10 when you can be a deliciously entertaining combination of two 5s sprinkled with cheese and chocolate? 🧀🍫 Aim for cheesy-chocolaty greatness, and watch them melt at your charm! 😉"
I’m one of those lucky people that can eat whatever they want and not put on any clothes.
Commentary:
"Oh, to have the metabolism of a superhero and the appetite of a bottomless pit! 🦸♂️🍔 Maybe if I ate while wearing clothes, they would gain some weight for me? 🤔👗 #FoodieGoals"
Narcissus fell in love with his own image, but was immediately annoyed at how it always tried to talk while he was talking.
Commentary:
"Narcissus had a tough time dealing with his chatty reflection – must have been like talking to someone who just never stops interrupting 🙄🤳 #MirrorMirrorOnTheWall"
Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can’t even get into my own pants.
Commentary:
"Who needs love handles when you've got snacks to hold on to? 🍔🍟 Looks like this is a case of sacrificing intimacy for instant noodles. 🍜🤷♂️ Embracing the foodie life, one bite at a time… even if it means struggling with zippers. 👖😂 #FoodieProblems"