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Someone from 🇹🇲 has bookmarked:

If you sit down to play a game of chess and your opponent punches you in the face, you’re not going to prevail by getting better at chess.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has downloaded:

It is a mistake to say that the people who live a hundred years from now will have nothing to laugh at. They can laugh at us.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has shared:

Twitter hits different, cause it’s like the only social media app you can use effectively while playing music.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has downloaded:

The internal struggle between wanting to be productive and just wanting to nap all day.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has shared:

The amount of water you actually need to drink to be hydrated is so obscene. Who does this body think it is? A data center?

Someone from 🇪🇷 has shared:

I like when games that have no need for a jump button have a jump button.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has shared:

Mercury retrograde: because adulting is hard, and sometimes you just need a celestial excuse.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has copied:

I love my bodyguard. I would take a bullet for him.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has viewed:

Limbo is the only sport where being really bad at it means you’re raising the bar.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has viewed:

Peloton guy yelling “two more, one more” but it’s me eating Cheetos.

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Going viral on YouTube:

I want my boyfriend to be so hot strangers know he’s not funny.

Just shared via Reddit:

Being a people pleaser that no one is pleased with is the main cause of my anxiety.

Shared recently on Reddit:

I’d like to know what my dog is thinking as he watches me try one outfit after another while getting ready for a party.

Making waves on Messenger:

Pouring rain, football on TV, empty house; the stuff dreams are made of.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Congratulations to the sweater, another year of being the most disgustingly named piece of clothing.

Making waves on Instagram:

My hobbies include trying to close the elevator doors before anyone else gets on.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

The plan was simple: finish school, find a job and get married at 25. But now I don’t understand anything anymore.

Broadcasted on Discord:

I’m not a 10. I’m more like two 5s held together by cheese and chocolate.

Seen just now on Discord:

Breaking News: Jenny on Facebook is having salad for dinner tonight.

Seen just now on Reddit:

I always have a bad connection in my head when someone tries to explain a card or board game to me.

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37 shares on TikTok this month:

Needs to be a Google Maps setting where you can ask them not to make you take a left across four lanes of oncoming traffic.

28 shares on Facebook this month:

I got one brain cell left and it moves around my head like a Windows screensaver.

87 shares on LinkedIn this month:

My new coffee table book, “Accidental Screenshots,” is available for pre-order now.

58 shares on Messenger this month:

I’m gonna turn all this pain into something beautiful, like a tweet or a close friends story.

24 shares on YouTube this month:

Training a cat is very easy. After a few days, you do what she wants.

58 shares on Twitch this month:

Called in, “Let’s make this simple. What excuse haven’t I used yet?”

80 shares on X this month:

My son put his dish in the sink so I rushed him to urgent care.

78 shares on Messenger this month:

God forbid a girl uses shopping as her coping mechanism.

40 shares on Telegram this month:

My husband is trying to convince me that we’re in a situationship. “The situation is that we live in the same house and love each other.”

72 shares on WeChat this month:

Getting a girlfriend is actually very easy, you just have to spin a basketball on your finger.

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The woman that cleaned my house could make a lot of money by threatening to release the before and after photos.

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I’m the guy at Apple who makes sure all your featured photos are your exes and your dog that died.

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Perks of being a girl: You can think about whatever you want in public without worrying about boners.

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I’m 45% coffee, 40% wine and 6% cheese.

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Clearly, hell is empty, the demons are all here.

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Many years ago, I stood up to 100-200 million others only to sit in meetings now.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

In the baking aisle, booing everyone buying imitation vanilla extract.

20 folks are currently checking 👀

Trying to bribe Monday with coffee to get it to act like a Friday.

18 folks are currently checking 👀

I wish there was a nicer way to say “my natural tendency to spot patterns is making me feel very uncomfortable about you”.

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Shoutout to everyone pretending to have it together. Same.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇸🇲 has copied:

Becoming a psychic for the foreseeable future.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has viewed:

My neighbor is having some kind of party and didn’t invite me. I guess I have to call the cops again.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has downloaded:

My skin has so much oil, I’m surprised countries aren’t fighting over who controls it.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has copied:

You spend so long trying to think of a name for your cat only to end up calling them “for god’s sake” and “please stop”.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has downloaded:

Starting your most incoherent sentence with “put simply” to deflect blame onto the reader.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has bookmarked:

Fun like a LinkedIn notification.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has bookmarked:

Sorry I’m late. The door said PULL, but I don’t believe everything I read.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has copied:

Intro to salsa class was weird, I starved myself all day, there was no chips or dips and then these weirdos were all grabby and dancing around.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has bookmarked:

Autumn and winter are coming. The time when I make myself tea and always forget that I’ve made myself tea.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has shared:

(While my wife opens up her Christmas present) Remember when you said we needed milk?

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on YouTube:

How many filters does it take before it’s technically a painting?

Going viral on Telegram:

*Googles: How to fake your own death and erase existence before 9am Monday morning.

Seen just now on Discord:

I like my money where I can see it: hanging in my closet.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Thank you for the opportunity but I don’t think being human is a good fit for me. I’m going to go back to school to become an octopus.

Just shared via Twitch:

You’ve never burned music to a CD, and it shows.

Making waves on Instagram:

Me, as a vampire: Tell me, mortal, have you had any alcohol in the last 24 hours?

Freshly posted on X:

Being a parent means hearing a noise at 3 a.m. and hoping it’s just a ghost and not your toddler getting up again.

Just landed via Pinterest:

Source? It was revealed to me on my walk.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

Sorry for texting back instantly. My phone is in my hand, I’m mature, and I like you.

Trending via Messenger:

House sitting for friends while they’re out of town. Never knew my buddy kept a diary.

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