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Welcome to your 40s, you now don’t understand a single word anyone under 25 is saying.

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The cheapest way to fly is off the handle.

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I need a massage for my brain.

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Most people in your life will come and go but occasionally you’ll meet someone really special who makes you contemplate murder.

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I need a Netflix show called: “Background noise while you scroll on your phone.”

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A service where you bring a working printer to my house, I print the one thing I need, and you leave again until next year.

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When you said “let’s circle back to that in the new year” and now it’s the new year.

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If insomnia were a sport, I’d have endorsement deals.

Live now on Slack:

Walking around the art museum and verbally saying, “Banger,” after inspecting a painting.

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Source? It was revealed to me on my walk.

Just landed via Instagram:

Would have started saving money in kindergarten if I knew my life was like this.

Going viral on Reddit:

I want a pet eagle that’s trained to steal people’s sandwiches for me.

Trending via Snapchat:

Babies will literally step on your face just to grab what they want.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

“You look tired!” Bro, I want to stop existing.

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Funny important thing quotes

Funny important thing quotes bring a splash of humor to life’s serious moments 😂✨ They remind us not to take everything too seriously while still highlighting what truly matters 🎯💡 Perfect for sharing laughs and wisdom in one go, these quotes brighten your day and lighten your mood. Get ready to smile and think at the same time! 😄🧠 #LaughAndLearn #WisdomWithWit

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My favourite adult hack is when I carefully and thoughtfully put something very important away so I can’t lose it, and then I never find it again.

1 month ago
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The most important thing to remember when driving is that not everyone is smart.

1 month ago
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I hate commas. It’s not my job to tell you when you breathe. Work it out, you’re a grown adult.

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The most difficult thing you’ll do as a parent is not rearrange the ornaments after the kids put them on the tree.

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No matter how weird things seem to get, there’s always an episode of The Twilight Zone that was eerily similar.

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Wish I could just go back to eating cookies and not knowing what day it was.

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I shall have another coffee, for I am sleeping standing.

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Does everyone have that one colleague at work who puts you in a bad mood just by looking at them?

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Take your days off, these jobs don’t care about you.

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Going viral on Messenger:

Who wants to do all my adult stuff for me today?

Making waves on Instagram:

The best part of Thanksgiving is being with family and friends, and a vast array of pies.

Going bananas on Snapchat:

If God did not intend for us to eat animals, then why did he make them out of meat?

Breaking via Facebook:

Sorry for my bad behavior. Mercury is in gatorade or whatever.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

Do u guys also have a story in your head, and when you’re bored, you just add more to it and continue from where you left off?

Shared recently on Instagram:

Keep your temper. Nobody else wants it.

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Like many men my age, my biggest regret is hiring the inexpensive hitman.

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