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Someone from 🇦🇱 has bookmarked:

I’m proud to announce that am winning my fight against sobriety.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has bookmarked:

A hot coffee and a crispy bagel doesn’t change anything but it can’t hurt.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has shared:

Why can’t my fat leave me like everything else does?

Someone from 🇱🇨 has downloaded:

Peer pressure has nothing on me; all my bad decisions are made single-handedly.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has viewed:

The sexual tension between my tendency to do something stupid and my resolve not to.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has shared:

Liking a post I don’t understand just to impress the algorithm.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has copied:

I fondly remember my days as a younger man when I didn’t care what the weather was going to do.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has shared:

Yoga is just slow motion breakdancing.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has viewed:

“You win some. You lose some.” Me, after losing for the millionth time in a row.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has bookmarked:

It’s hard dating someone who has been single for a long time. Any slight inconvenience, and they’ll crawl back into their peaceful abode. No stress.

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Just blocked a guy for accusing me of being “all talk”. On Twitter.

Spotted on Reddit:

Why is everyone looking for intelligent life in space? Can we please start on Earth first?

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

No matter how much Polynesian food you eat, you always want Samoa.

Just landed via Telegram:

There is a reason I’m single and it’s called my face.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

If you make it through life without being portrayed in a murder documentary, take the win.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

Mixed signals mean they don’t like you like that. It’s that simple.

Breaking via TikTok:

“I’m getting tired of everything being 100 dollars and 100 degrees.”

Spotted on Facebook:

I’ll rewind a movie, get on my phone, and miss the same part.

Just landed via Slack:

I like people who make eye contact like they know something I don’t.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

With all the fake information out there, I refuse to believe scales or mirrors.

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Someone from 🇦🇷 has shared:

Flour company: What if we sell it in a paper bag that’s not fully sealed at the bottom?

Someone from 🇦🇲 has viewed:

One thing I love about the internet is seeing some of the most hateful people posting inspirational quotes.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has shared:

If you need me, I’ll be in the shower pretending I can sing.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has viewed:

Roses are red, I’m staying in bed. I’ve made no plans, besides pretending I’m dead.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has bookmarked:

I’m sorry for the things I said when I was running late due to circumstances completely within my control.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has shared:

An adult is a person that keeps Ibuprofen in more than one place.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has viewed:

You know those lines you see painted on parking lots? I know this will come as a shock to some of you, but you’re supposed to park between them.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has viewed:

Whenever you feel like the world is falling apart, take a deep breath and remember you’re right.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has shared:

That’s me in the corner, that’s me using Microsoft Word, losing my revision.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has copied:

I wish we were cats so you could just randomly slap co-workers for no reason.

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Freshly posted on X:

There are too many movies about vampire hunters and not enough about vampire gatherers.

Spotted on WeChat:

And once again my day begins without a red carpet! Guys, I’m really disappointed in you.

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

I was born to be wild, but only until around 9pm or so.

Seen just now on Messenger:

We need a streaming service that’s only ads. No shows, just commercials. They pay us $15 a month.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

It’s called a Caesar Salad because you stab it a bunch of times when you eat it.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

When I was a kid, I never expected the future to suck this much.

Live now on Facebook:

I don’t like violence, but I don’t mind if I get hit by luck.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

Gordon Ramsay is only funny because he’s not talking to me like that.

Reported on LinkedIn:

McDonald’s will “anything else” you to death. Can you wait a McMinute?

Breaking via Pinterest:

My head is starting to get dented from hitting rock bottom so often.

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