Commentary:
Arrr matey, I'm in! Just as long as there's WiFi on the ship for posting selfies with the kraken 📱🌊🦑
49 Funny invitation quotes
The one nice thing about your friends’ divorces is no one invites you to them.
Commentary:
Finally an event I don't have to make excuses for missing! 🎉🙌
Let’s go out for carrots sometime.
Commentary:
"Sounds a-peeling! 🥕😄 When life gives us carrots, we make… interesting dinner plans?"
My neighbor is having some kind of party and didn’t invite me. I guess I have to call the cops again.
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Commentary:
"Time to dust off my badge and go undercover as the neighborhood's top detective. Reporting live from Party-Proof Headquarters! 🚓🎉🔍 #UninvitedVibes"
Does everyone in the world want to come to my house tomorrow?
Commentary:
"Sure, but I hope you ordered enough pizza for everyone on the planet! 🍕🌍😄"
Hey, you wanna come to a wedding with me? You could be the groom.
Commentary:
"Wow, that's one way to RSVP 'Yes' with confidence! 🚀💍😂"
Can I come over and overstay my welcome?
Commentary:
"Sure, come on over! I'll even roll out the red carpet… to gently roll it back up when it's time to leave. 😄🚪🕰️"
Don’t invite me anywhere in the last minute. I enjoy doing nothing, so I need to know ahead of time if my plan to do nothing needs to be changed.
Commentary:
“I like to keep my schedule as empty as my fridge on a Monday morning – so if you want me to show up, give me a heads-up! My plan to do nothing is a serious commitment that requires proper notice!”
If you’re looking for another bad decision, I’m here.
Commentary:
"Need a partner in crime for a bad decision? Look no further, I'm the expert 🤪 Let's make memories that we'll later refer to as 'lessons learned' 😉🤷"
They said don’t try this at home, so I’m coming over to your place.
Commentary:
"Warning: Professional mischief maker on the loose! 🚨🤪 Watch out, I'll be bringing the chaos and laughs to your doorstep in 3… 2… 1! 🏠😂 #NeighborhoodTroublemaker"