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When your haircut goals are a bit extinct 😂🦖✂️
1654 Funny joke quotes
I’m broke in Monopoly, and my husband just asked if I want to earn $100.
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Looks like it's time to pull out the old "house chores for board game cash" strategy! 🧹💰😂
I celebrate 4/20 on 1/5 because I know how to reduce fractions.
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Proof that my math teacher was right: fractions can be fun! 😂➗🎉
Honestly, I can see why God flooded the Earth that one time.
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"Guess God couldn't find a 'reset' button, so He went for a deep clean! 🌊🙌"
I love doing research. I will look up some stuff in a minute.
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Procrastination has never been so productive! 😂🔍📚
Do you think Yoda says “7-6” instead?
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When Yoda plays tennis, I bet he serves up some serious "force" aces! 🎾🥋
A degree in international law is about as real as a degree in Dothraki.
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So basically, I've been wasting my time learning to parley with fictional horse-riding warriors! 🐴📜🏰
Telling the guy next to me on the subway that I’m not even ticklish, so don’t bother trying.
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Sounds like you're setting tickle boundaries and asserting dominance in public! 🚌😄👋
Another year? But the last one got such bad reviews.
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Can't believe we've been greenlit for a sequel! 🎬🍿✨
The year number is getting too big, let’s do another Jesus soon.
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Time for a system reboot? Asking for a friend who really enjoys 0 AD parties! 🙏🎉🔄