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Flirting is easy until you have to flirt with the person you like.

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The more nicknames I have for you, the more I like you.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has copied:

Sometimes I think about starting a podcast and then I remember all I do during conversations is nod.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has bookmarked:

Always be kind. You never know who has a pool.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has shared:

They say every snowflake is different, as if someone actually checked them.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has copied:

You ever meet an all-male friend group that is less a group of friends than it is “one guy and his henchmen”?

Someone from 🇱🇸 has downloaded:

I’m not a dietitian, but if you eat pizza right at midnight your body doesn’t know if the calories go towards yesterday or today so they don’t count.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has viewed:

This too shall pass, but what the hell?

Someone from 🇹🇭 has bookmarked:

In my defense, Your Honor, I was left unsupervised.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has viewed:

Do you also sometimes turn on the TV just so you have background noise or am I weird?

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Seize the day! Unless it sucks. Then seize the next one.

Going viral on Reddit:

Instead of studying, I like to stay on my phone and worry about how I’m going to pass.

Seen just now on Reddit:

I got a raise! On my meds dosage. But still.

Reported on Snapchat:

Since you’re all so in love, switch phones for Valentine’s Day!

Trending via Threads:

I love eating fast food and getting big and fat. It’s amazing.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

I bought some coconut shampoo today. I got halfway home before I thought, “I don’t even have a coconut!”

Freshly posted on Telegram:

You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

Going viral on Pinterest:

A toddler in their “why” phase makes you realize how little you know.

Spotted on Facebook:

Just read the Ten Commandments for the first time and you can’t do shit with your neighbor.

Just landed via Slack:

Partying hard on this Friday night, and by partying hard, I mean laying on my bed starfish-style.

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Someone from 🇰🇭 has shared:

Sometimes I say “huh,” then answer the question before you can repeat your question.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has viewed:

If you are lonely, dim all the lights and put on a horror movie. You won’t feel like you are lonely any more.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has viewed:

“I’d love to go to the moon” I said “but on a full moon day of course, no point going all that way when only half of it’s there”

Someone from 🇺🇸 has bookmarked:

A hammock is a terrible place to receive bad news.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has viewed:

I don’t get how alcohol turns y’all evil. I just start giggling and get slutty.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has bookmarked:

I have never in my life learned from another person’s mistakes, I would literally let a giant wooden horse into my house right this second.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has shared:

Children will see a neatly hanging dish towel and be like oh hell no.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has viewed:

“The engine light is on!” Yeah, that means it’s working.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has viewed:

I was born to be wild, but only until around 9pm or so.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has shared:

These days, I only use Facebook as a birthday calendar.

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via TikTok:

The empty side of your bed is for books and chocolate, not for liars who snore.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

I accidentally messed up my life. How do I start a new account?

Just shared via Snapchat:

A friend of mine decided to cut all the toxic people out of his life, or so I was informed.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

“I’m at a point in my life where my favorite thing to do is nothing.”

Trending via TikTok:

Do you ever stress about money, then accidentally order from Amazon?

Just shared via WhatsApp:

Vatican City should be called Popenhagen.

Spotted on Slack:

Imagine falling in love and then finding out that they put antlers on their car for the holidays.

Spotted on Reddit:

If my neighbors would just talk a little louder I could follow along with their conversation, but no. Rude.

Making waves on WeChat:

Arkansas is just Kansas for pirates.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

I hate it when my AirPods die instead of me.

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