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Working on my harmonica skills so those around me can both hear and feel my depression.

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French is bullshit. They keep changing the translation of ‘soup du jour’ each day.

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So apparently they don’t count as sit-ups if you’re just trying to get out of bed.

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You may find my attraction to Goofy weird, but I don’t give a hyuck.

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I’m not gonna have a bad day. The day is gonna have a bad me.

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Please pray for my husband, he’s struggling to find me.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has bookmarked:

Selling porn is gross, but selling food and small household items is grocer.

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Ladies, if you receive flowers with no card on them today, they’re from me.

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I always wonder who makes a more stupid face: women putting on make-up or men shaving?

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If two witches watched two watches, which witch would watch which watch? Each witch would watch which watch belonged to which witch’s wrist.

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Spreading quickly via Reddit:

I’m going to write a book about all the things I should have done with my life. l’ll call it my oughtabiography.

Broadcasted on Twitch:

If you listen closely, you can hear me not caring.

Spreading quickly via WeChat:

Best friends should be able to apply to jobs together and get hired as a set.

Trending via Instagram:

If Twitter has taught me anything, a lot of us aren’t ready for a spelling bee.

Shared recently on Slack:

The T in depression stands for the therapy places that are immediately available.

Trending via TikTok:

Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here eating Nutella from the jar with a spoon.

Spotted on Pinterest:

If you don’t have a favorite spatula yet, you still have some growing up to do.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

That pen in the junk drawer that hasn’t been used in four years picked today to have an attitude.

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I just be giggling, then start thinking about bills and remember ain’t nothing funny.

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If Dracula had a cat, she’d be the one sleeping in the coffin.

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My greatest aspiration is to one day solve a murder on a train.

81 shares on WeChat this month:

Together, I can beat schizophrenia.

14 shares on Instagram this month:

I think my type is a nice person.

100 shares on Facebook this month:

My sleep apnea was diagnosed at a staff meeting.

63 shares on YouTube this month:

The guy in the stall beside doesn’t know he can shut off his camera shutter.

61 shares on Telegram this month:

I give such good nudes that nobody ever needs to ask me for a second one.

67 shares on Pinterest this month:

Someone needs to press pause on this weekend.

96 shares on Pinterest this month:

Reverse cowgirl so I can bend backward and look at him like the Exorcist.

17 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Sometimes a little rudeness to establish that you don’t fancy nonsense is really important.

84 shares on TikTok this month:

Today I started gardening. I planted myself in front of the TV and I sat there the entire day.

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If you were a dinosaur, you’d be a Gorgeousaurus.

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I could never work in an aquarium. I would have a penguin under my shirt at the end of the shift.

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Welcome to your 50s, your knees will now decide when you will sit down.

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Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

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Whatever the plot is in Barbie’s movie, my dolls have been through worse.

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I just finished cleaning the house for Thanksgiving, so if you’re looking for my family they’ll be in the backyard until Thursday.

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You need a twins name suggestion? How about Kate and DupliKate?

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I’m always a little mean to men because, if you treat them like humans, they think you wanna sleep with them.

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Welcome to your late 40s! From now on you will no longer be in “good health” but in “good health for your age”.

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But what if I don’t want someone that’s good for me?

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Funny Quotes Total

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Updated

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇳🇬 has shared:

Having a horse run off on you in medieval times must have been crazy. Imagine if your car got scared and ran away, and you found it a day later by itself at a gas station.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has downloaded:

This year felt like being awake during surgery.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has bookmarked:

Spending all my money on lottery tickets so I’ll either be rich or poor, none of this wishy-washy stuff in the middle.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has viewed:

GTA6 should have streams and wetlands so we can work to conserve and restore them.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has downloaded:

Having a crush is so fun, it’s literally just butterflies and delusion.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has copied:

I think the bowl of ice cream I ate earlier gave me a stomach ache, so I ate a another bowl to make sure.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has viewed:

Might quit my job to focus on summer.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has copied:

Alcohol and eye contact is a deadly combo.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has copied:

Some people stay in the past because that’s where they peaked.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has viewed:

I take issue with furniture that deliberately moves 1 inch when you’re in a rush to get by.

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Breaking via X:

Everything is about sex except Thanksgiving. Thanksgiving is about power.

Going bananas on Threads:

I’m forced to conclude that not liking my posts is a you problem.

Just landed via Facebook:

If a vegetarian who eats fish is a pescatarian, is a vegetarian who eats chicken called a poultrygeist?

Shared recently on Reddit:

According to my Spotify Wrapped, I am what got played the most this year.

Just shared via Snapchat:

No matter how weird things seem to get, there’s always an episode of The Twilight Zone that was eerily similar.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

Do you scroll through Netflix to find a good show for your dog to watch when you leave the house or are you normal?

Going viral on Twitch:

The actors who signed on to that first Avatar movie have job security like no other in Hollywood.

Making waves on YouTube:

At this point of my celibacy, I can see the same colors as mantis shrimp. What do you know about blorange and gurple?

Freshly posted on Slack:

I have never seen a single “when animals attack” video that I wasn’t rooting for the animal.

Making waves on Pinterest:

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people… together.

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