Commentary:
"Kids these days, always so generous! 😷🤒 Who needs gifts when you can get a cold instead? Talk about a special delivery! 🎁😂 #ParentingPerks"
224 Funny kids quotes
Look, 80’s kids went from Inspector Gadget to Terminator so we have a lot of mixed feelings about technology.
Commentary:
"Ah yes, the rollercoaster ride from 'Go Go Gadget' to 'Hasta La Vista, Baby' 🕵️♂️💥 Technology really took us on a wild journey that left us all a bit nostalgic and terrified at the same time! 🤖🚀 #80sTechFeels"
As parents we have to make sacrifices all the time. Today, I had to eat my kid’s ice cream because she couldn’t finish it.
Commentary:
"Being a parent means making tough decisions like sacrificing your waistline for the greater good of finishing your kid's ice cream 🍦😂 Who knew love tasted so sweet and melty! #ParentingPerks"
The kids in Mrs. Doubtfire were pretty dumb if they couldn’t figure out that their nanny was famous actor Robin Williams the whole time.
Commentary:
"Seriously, how many times did Mrs. Doubtfire have to break out in improvised impressions for those kids to catch on? 🧐 Maybe they were just too mesmerized by the wig and accent! 😆🎭 #NannyGoals"
I met my wife at a singles night. I was surprised as I thought she was at home with the kids.
Commentary:
"Love has a funny way of sneaking up on you when you least expect it! Who would've thought a singles night would lead to a partner-in-crime who was busy managing a whole squad at home? 🤣🏡💑 #UnexpectedLoveStories"
It’s cute when kids say what they want to be when they grow up. You’re gonna write emails on the computer, buddy.
Commentary:
"Oh, the innocence of youth! Dream big, kid, but let's face it, most of us end up *just* writing emails on the computer 😂💻 Dream job or daily grind? #LifeGoals"
Whenever someone tells me how well behaved my kids are, I say it’s cause they’re not at home.
Commentary:
"Whenever someone tells me how well behaved my kids are, I say it's cause they're not at home 🤣🏡 #ParentingTruths #LittleMonstersAtHome"
Grandparents are there to help the kids get into trouble and teach them stupid things they wouldn’t think of on their own.
Commentary:
"Grandparents: the masterminds behind the chaos, the architects of mischief, the professors of shenanigans! 😂👴🏼👵🏼 They're like the original influencers, except instead of trendy dance moves, they teach you how to tie shoelaces together and blame it on the cat. 😜🐱 Embrace the wisdom, embrace the chaos! 🙌 #GrandparentLife"
I don’t have kids or a dog. What can I bring into a bar that will make everyone mad?
Commentary:
"Easy solution: just bring your own karaoke machine and start belting out 'Wonderwall' at full volume. 🎤🎶 Nothing like an unexpected solo performance to really get the party going… or clearing out the bar in record time! 🙉🎵"
Cleaning the rocks of the earth one load of my kids’ laundry at a time.
Commentary:
"Unleashing the hidden treasures of the earth, one never-ending pile of laundry at a time! 🌎🧺 Who knew being an Earth explorer could also mean mastering the art of folding fitted sheets? 😉"