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Yabba dabba doo used to be a rad way to start a Saturday.

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Haggis – the meal you have to stomach twice.

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Imagine being hungry and some guy tries to teach you to fish.

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Welcome to middle age: your chin looks lonely; here’s another one.

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I love ordering things online because when they arrive it’s like a present from me to me.

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She took all my money, called me fat, AND stabbed me in the arm. I hate doctor appointments.

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Seeing a BBL in real life is a reality-altering experience.

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Christmas decor isn’t meant to be sleek and minimalist, it is supposed to look like joy threw up in your house.

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College is not even mentioned once in the Bible. Somebody get me outta here.

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My body’s check engine light has been on for years.

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My keyboard must be broken, I keep hitting the escape key, but I’m still at work.

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They call it a coffin because they’re finally coughing up that inheritance.

Shared recently on Instagram:

“Why would I lie to you?” I don’t know, maybe because you’re a liar.

Seen just now on Facebook:

Bro, did you really just mix up e.g. and i.e. in front of the hoes?

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The Sims fulfills the millennial fantasy of being able to afford a house in a walkable neighborhood on the salary of a professional carrot peeler.

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My dream is to buy a horse and race it. The horse will probably beat me but it’ll still be fun.

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My ex had this fetish where he would dress up in his own clothes and act like an idiot.

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The awkward moment when someone’s zipper is down and you don’t know whether to tell them or not.

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I wish I could physically experience the inside of a lava lamp.

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My childhood led me to believe that as an adult I’d have to contend with truth serum, lava, quicksand, trap doors, and secret passageways. So far it’s mostly been weight gain and existential dread.

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2 months ago

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I am so full of love and anger, like a lava lamp.

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2 months ago

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22 shares on TikTok this month:

Self-discipline is tough because I’m the boss of me, and that guy runs a real loose ship.

58 shares on X this month:

I was going to buy my wife a car for Christmas but then I remembered I don’t live in a commercial.

56 shares on Discord this month:

I’m bored, but not “read a book for fun” bored.

28 shares on Twitch this month:

Do you ever wish you could just walk away mid-conversation when you’re bored?

39 shares on Telegram this month:

You should be allowed to miss work if you’re not feeling sexy.

98 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I made you something special for Mother’s Day, my kid threatened.

42 shares on YouTube this month:

Anything is free if you can outrun security. The more you know.

98 shares on WhatsApp this month:

The older I get, the easier it is for me to look at a situation and say: “Yeahhh, I’m out.”

45 shares on WeChat this month:

I like to be alone a lot; it’s nothing personal.

78 shares on Telegram this month:

When you really want to slap someone, do it and say, “Mosquito!

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It is very hard to set aside the time to do your taxes when you are really busy doing other things like eating a snack or looking around the room.

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It’s funny how you can annoy unhappy people by remaining calm.

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I started my diet 2 hours ago, I’m glad that’s over.

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Did I eat too much candy today? My stomach says yes, but my heart says no.

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Asian girl at tech company: Wow, everyone here is so friendly.

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Turning in bad essays to professors you have a personal relationship with is the most humiliating thing ever.

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The gossip in my town is faster than the Wi-Fi.

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I don’t know the difference between “gray” & “grey” and I’m too scared to even ask.

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Every retail employee should get to hit one customer a year and there is no way for customers to tell if they’ve used it yet.

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Apparently, throwing the remote against the wall didn’t help recharging the batteries.

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You’re telling me people get eight hours of sleep? Like in one night?

Seen just now on Discord:

Dating app that matches you based on your risk tolerance for airport arrival timing.

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Climbing Mount Everest looks super boring and dumb. You just walk uphill, are cold and at the brink of death. No thanks.

Going viral on WeChat:

90% of the ocean is unexplored, which means there could be a McDonald’s down there.

Going viral on X:

I hate it when I gain 20 pounds for a role and then realize I’m not an actor.

Seen just now on Telegram:

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing.

Broadcasted on WeChat:

You ever see a woman so beautiful it makes you momentarily mentally ill?

Just landed via Facebook:

Spotify Wrapped? Next year, maybe you should try to be in the top .05% of listeners to your girlfriend.

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Fundamentally, I understand chess, because I too would never let my king feel unsafe.

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I wish I could physically experience the inside of a lava lamp.

My childhood led me to believe that as an adult I’d have to contend with truth serum, lava, quicksand, trap doors, and secret passageways. So far it’s mostly been weight gain and existential dread.

I am so full of love and anger, like a lava lamp.

All funny lava quotes & images can be used for free for non-commercial purposes 👌

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