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Someone from 🇰🇪 has copied:

Today feels like a good day for a cheeseburger.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has bookmarked:

Your twenties are for destroying and betraying yourself for nothing.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has bookmarked:

Being single for Valentine’s Day is way better than being in the wrong relationship.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has viewed:

This December is not Decembering like the other Decembers Decembered.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has bookmarked:

Mice after a breakup be like “we are not on squeaking terms”.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has bookmarked:

I don’t “make friends”. I get adopted by extroverts and they make me do things.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has copied:

Nobody supports you like that one internet friend you’ve never met.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has viewed:

I’m really getting tired of being a responsible adult.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has shared:

What is Washington’s plan to make everything bagels less messy to eat?

Someone from 🇵🇬 has viewed:

There are some websites where my password management strategy is to just hit “Forgot my password” every time I need to log in.

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Spotted on Pinterest:

Girls love a gay best friend until he turns 35 and asks to borrow your womb.

Making waves on Twitch:

Family Guy is so insane because, why were people dating that dog?

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Girls be like, “Baby, I have a great idea,” and it’s a trip you have to pay for.

Spotted on Instagram:

I can’t believe we live in the timeline where we invented a technology to make it so we can never trust a photo or video again.

Shared recently on YouTube:

My bed has a stronger influence on me than my ambitions.

Going bananas on WeChat:

The only recipes they have online are where I’m the one who’s supposed to buy all this stuff and then make it. That’s not what I’m looking for.

Trending via Threads:

How many of you also constantly take screenshots of something and then never look at them again?

Going viral on Discord:

Cleaning a house with children in it is like shoveling snow on the North Pole.

Broadcasted on WeChat:

That friend who asks too many personal questions? He’s not concerned. He’s collecting.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

When I dance, people say it reminds them of a wild dog chasing its tail.

Funny life challenges quotes

Funny life challenges quotes bring a splash of humor to those unexpected twists and turns we all face 🎢😂 Whether you’re battling Monday blues or juggling too many tasks at once 🤹‍♂️, these witty lines remind us to laugh through the chaos and keep our spirits high 🌟💪. Ready to turn life’s hurdles into chuckles? Let’s dive into some hilarious wisdom that makes tough times a little lighter! 😄✨

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20 shares on Facebook this month:

“Can my boyfriend come?” Will he contribute to our conversation, at least one question?

62 shares on Reddit this month:

You want me to attend a work meeting? The thing that killed Julius Caesar?

11 shares on Facebook this month:

Remember, you don’t have to worry about being around annoying people in public if you never leave the house.

55 shares on Pinterest this month:

Nobody cleans better than someone who’s pissed off.

81 shares on TikTok this month:

When my nudes go to the cloud, I always hope God is impressed.

89 shares on Slack this month:

WhatsApp shouldn’t just display “seen”, but also “lies” and “also writes with other girls”!

29 shares on Instagram this month:

I don’t want to brag but I walked into a room and remembered why I walked in.

79 shares on X this month:

Today is one of those days where I have to remind myself that you’re not allowed to strangle people.

12 shares on LinkedIn this month:

James Bond really accurately predicted that the biggest threat to life on Earth is super-rich businessmen, whose money didn’t make them happy, and now their hobby is destroying the world.

49 shares on YouTube this month:

It sucks that crazy people ruined wearing tinfoil hats for those of us that just did it for fashion purposes.

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Hot Jokes 💥

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Not to brag, but I finished an entire book in one sitting. I’m going to need some new crayons.

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Women will be like “I know a spot,” and then take you directly to hell.

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Most people think that T-Rexes can’t clap because they have short arms, but really it’s because they’re dead.

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If someone steals your joke, you have to file a LOLsuit.

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I like to begin every day by looking forward to the end of the day.

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Normalize saying, “I’m not informed enough to have an opinion on the matter.”

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I don’t know who needs to hear this, but throw away your disgusting dish sponge.

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Mirror, mirror on the wall, who is the best thirst trap poster of them all?

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It infuriates me that computer Scrabble doesn’t get mad when I win even though I’m livid when it wins.

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Born to be a hater but forced to understand where you’re coming from.

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Someone from 🇱🇸 has viewed:

38% of being a dad is sitting in a car, looking at your watch, and waiting for everybody else to come out.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has bookmarked:

Asking for a donation like Wikipedia every time someone asks me a question.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has downloaded:

I always bring luggage when visiting my mom because I know she’ll send me on a guilt trip.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has shared:

Ask your girlfriend for her ring size and then give her a personalized bowling ball.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has shared:

Leave me alone, man. I’m just living my life like a candle in the wind.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has shared:

I have friends in high places (birds).

Someone from 🇦🇩 has bookmarked:

When someone asks me what my dream job is, it’s just like “I don’t know dude, I don’t dream about jobs”

Someone from 🇹🇬 has shared:

It’s not about the cards you’re dealt, but how you play the hand you’ve got hidden up your sleeve.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has copied:

Showing my barber a Rorschach test, and he gives me his mother’s haircut.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has viewed:

I wanted to wear some hot lingerie, but didn’t have any, so I put on this red dental floss.

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Don’t be fooled by what your kids will eat at someone else’s house.

Just shared via Twitch:

Fifteen years ago, makeup was all powders and dusts. But now, it’s all goo and liquid. From this, I can infer that by 2040, it will all be made of pigmented gases.

Going viral on X:

December. The month at work where everything is January’s problem.

Shared recently on Discord:

Downloading the Titanic soundtrack. It’s syncing right now.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

The awkward moment when someone’s zipper is down and you don’t know whether to tell them or not.

Spotted on TikTok:

It takes guts to be an organ donor.

Making waves on Messenger:

I believe the IRS is days away from having a nuclear weapon.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

In the 90s, you could tell who won the rap battle by who was still alive.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

A dating app for people who are shy called Mumble.

Going bananas on LinkedIn:

You know you’re getting old when the radio stations and bars play music you don’t like, but the supermarket is throwing out banger after banger.

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