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It’s a paradox that your nose is running and your feet smell.

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The trash gets picked up tomorrow. Be ready.

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I don’t want to adult anymore. Don’t even want to be human. I want to be a goat. Jump around randomly, eat what I want, and head-butt anyone who annoys me.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has bookmarked:

In a parallel universe, I go to bed early and wake up fresh and unstoppable.

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Before social media, you could just completely forget that somebody existed. Good times.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has copied:

Hiring a mortician to do my makeup while I sleep.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has bookmarked:

You should never forget where you came from. That’s probably where your keys are.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has downloaded:

It’s really sad that April Fools is the only day people are appropriately skeptical of stuff they read on the internet.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has downloaded:

Having a job is crazy. When you’re at home, you feel lonely and want to go to work. When you’re at work, you’re exhausted and just want to go home.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has downloaded:

I get so flattered when butterflies or bees buzz around me. Like, sorry ladies, I’m not a flower, but it’s so sweet that you thought I was. Hehe.

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Seen just now on Twitch:

Those guys holding fish in their dating profile pictures are just demonstrating how they’ll carry you over the threshold after marriage.

Making waves on Pinterest:

I personally feel like I have what it takes to become a fossil.

Going viral on Snapchat:

Nothing makes me feel more powerful than when I write ‘furthermore’ in an email.

Making waves on Discord:

Gonna go walk the beach and stare annoyingly at couples. May even growl as I pass by.

Just landed via Snapchat:

I think I’m about six months away from the perfect ‘before’ picture.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

I’m in my 20s, but somehow I’m 16 and also 55 at the same time.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

“Have you asked Chat GPT?” Have you lost your mind?

Just landed via Messenger:

I hate when someone on a magazine cover stares at me while I eat.

Trending via Reddit:

I just saw someone on TikTok say that the reason the world didn’t end in 2012 is because Psy turned the Honmoon gold with Gangnam Style.

Trending via LinkedIn:

I’m so old, I used to block people by simply holding the door shut.

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Funny life challenges quotes bring a splash of humor to those unexpected twists and turns we all face 🎢😂 Whether you’re battling Monday blues or juggling too many tasks at once 🤹‍♂️, these witty lines remind us to laugh through the chaos and keep our spirits high 🌟💪. Ready to turn life’s hurdles into chuckles? Let’s dive into some hilarious wisdom that makes tough times a little lighter! 😄✨

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35 shares on Pinterest this month:

Normalize asking if this is an intervention whenever someone invites you over.

78 shares on WhatsApp this month:

The adult version of “head, shoulders, knees and toes” is “wallet, glasses, keys and phone.”

49 shares on Threads this month:

My intern was born in 2007. I have unread emails older than that.

90 shares on Discord this month:

At the end of the day, it’s the friend that doesn’t take your ghosting phases personally.

71 shares on Snapchat this month:

I always have a cheap bottle of wine in the house in case any family visit.

42 shares on Twitch this month:

Japanese cats answering the phone be like, “Meowshi meowshi.”

38 shares on Pinterest this month:

On Twitter, you will always find someone who is tweeting your thoughts but with better grammar.

62 shares on Instagram this month:

Whoops, lost myself for about eight years there.

90 shares on YouTube this month:

Sometimes the voices in my head get bullied by the voices in my stomach.

19 shares on Messenger this month:

In my 20’s: I want to find true love. In my 40’s: I just want a toaster that gets me.

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I get ignored so much, my name should be “terms and conditions”.

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My eye doctor is alarmingly young and when he said he thought I had a chalazion or a hordoleum, I thought he might be referencing Pokémon.

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I dreamed I won the lottery, so you can imagine how thrilled I was to wake up and get ready for work.

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Three serious exes is the right amount before you meet your spouse. You need one truly evil one, one normal one, and one situationship, and then you’ve basically experienced all dating has to offer.

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I truly wonder what it sounded like when Medusa washed her hair at night.

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Twitter is the only place you argue with CEOs and heads of states while sleeping in the kitchen.

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I don’t like talking to people with an IQ lower than the room temperature.

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A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I’m afraid of widths.

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I hate being around people who mistake my childlike wonder as naivety or weakness. I am simply a war general who loves to giggle.

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I pretend I don’t care about stuff, but that’s only because I have no idea what’s going on around me at any given time.

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Someone from 🇵🇼 has viewed:

Twitter is great because you can get good life advice from other emotionally unstable adults.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has downloaded:

Starting an OnlyFans, but it’s just videos of me trying to use chopsticks.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has bookmarked:

At the grocery store, but forgot my wife’s list so I guess I’ll just follow this other guy around and get what he gets.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has shared:

Kids be like: “Nice bathroom mirror. It would be a shame if I spat toothpaste all over it.”

Someone from 🇩🇲 has downloaded:

Don’t worry, I’m only dead inside from the waist up.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has downloaded:

I think it broke my boyfriend’s heart when I said he couldn’t have Salma Hayek for Valentine’s Day.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has shared:

I’m professionally employed and personally unhinged. Balance.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has shared:

If your wife uses “I” it means she will be doing something. “We” means you will be.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has bookmarked:

I make her eyes roll back. Not in bed though. I’m just annoying.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has bookmarked:

Becoming a psychic for the foreseeable future.

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Making waves on WeChat:

Why do fruit flies be everywhere but at the supermarket? Ain’t that like their Golden Corral?

Broadcasted on WeChat:

After ejaculation, men automatically realize that everything is vanity upon vanity.

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

Me in hell: “So did it hurt when you fell from heaven.” Lucifer: “Get out!”

Just landed via Telegram:

God ate when he created sleep, what a beautiful concept.

Trending via Threads:

Bob Ross could paint a forest in 10 minutes. I’ve been ‘working on myself’ for years, and I’m still unfinished.

Spotted on X:

There’s no denying that I have an effect on men. Mostly migraines, but an effect nonetheless.

Making waves on Telegram:

You say “multitask” like it’s a good thing.

Freshly posted on X:

38% of being a dad is sitting in a car, looking at your watch, and waiting for everybody else to come out.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

“AI is coming for your jobs!” I’d like to see AI take a 30-minute poop right after clocking in.

Broadcasted on YouTube:

If, I, want to, put, a comma, there, then, I will put, the comma, there.

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