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Someone from 🇵🇱 has shared:

Being the forward-thinking person I am, I kept my winter fat through the summer.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has viewed:

Every room can be a room with a view when I’m in it.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has copied:

I’m not sure my body can handle much more of this “getting out of bed” nonsense.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has copied:

Water is a drink whose flavor is its temperature.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has copied:

Being gracefully insane is the secret to a happy life.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has viewed:

Thank god I played a lot of Tetris as a kid or I never would have been able to get everything into the freezer.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has bookmarked:

Why is it called “free time” when I use it to spend all my money?

Someone from 🇲🇳 has bookmarked:

Drinking 3L of water daily helps you avoid other people’s drama because you’re too busy peeing. Stay hydrated.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has bookmarked:

Rich people don’t put their couches against their wall. I moved my couch into the middle of the floor and still haven’t gotten rich. I don’t know what I’m doing wrong here.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has bookmarked:

They should invent a customer service center that isn’t “currently experiencing higher than normal call volume”.

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Dec 31, 2025

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Seen just now on YouTube:

Why is it that your clothes only get caught on the door handle when you’re in a bad mood?

Trending via WeChat:

Asking “how’s the job hunt going?” is a lot like asking “did you come?” I promise you, you’d hear if there was any success.

Seen just now on Facebook:

If you don’t buy any snacks, you’re proud for a moment and then incredibly sad.

Freshly posted on Threads:

When buying presents I like to think, what would Jesus have got you? So yeah, enjoy your fish sandwich.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

I’m a huge fan of saying “You’re welcome” really loudly when people don’t say thank you.

Going bananas on WhatsApp:

Three serious exes is the right amount before you meet your spouse. You need one truly evil one, one normal one, and one situationship, and then you’ve basically experienced all dating has to offer.

Live now on Snapchat:

I’ve heard that some people have kids who sleep through the night and I’d like to know if they use tranquilizers or chloroform.

Going viral on X:

Some people are wise; some are otherwise.

Seen just now on Facebook:

I ordered a new umbrella on Amazon and had it delivered straight to the lost and found office to maximize efficiency.

Just shared via Pinterest:

Dear algorithm, please show this post only to people who have innate psionic abilities and would use their abilities for the betterment of humanity if given a chance.

Funny life skills quotes

Funny life skills quotes bring a splash of humor 🎉 to everyday lessons we all need! From mastering the art of adulting 🧑‍🎓 to surviving awkward moments 😅, these witty gems make learning fun and relatable. Ready to laugh while leveling up your life game? Let’s dive into some clever and quirky wisdom that turns life’s challenges into smiles 😄✨!

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Being an adult is like folding a fitted sheet.

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So it turns out that being an adult is mostly just Googling how to do stuff.

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An adult is a person that keeps Ibuprofen in more than one place.

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Chores give kids a sense of responsibility while teaching relevant life skills such as procrastination.

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54 shares on X this month:

Sometimes I’m out in public and I have to look down real quick to make sure I remembered to put on pants.

44 shares on X this month:

Next time I feel incompetent at my job, I hope I remember that someone once pushed a live software update that crashed half the planet.

52 shares on Messenger this month:

I hope all of you get laid and not laid off this year. Amen.

71 shares on Facebook this month:

If I were god, I would’ve rested all 7 days.

12 shares on WeChat this month:

Cheeseburgers should be free for anyone that’s in a bad mood.

54 shares on Discord this month:

If you think I’m annoying, give it some time. You’ll know for sure pretty soon.

92 shares on Twitch this month:

I put the “pro” in procrastinate.

88 shares on TikTok this month:

Me: This is my favorite. I would like to buy this exact same item of clothing again. The fashion industry: No.

99 shares on Discord this month:

Kendrick inspires me to be a bigger, deeper, more passionate hater.

49 shares on Discord this month:

So sad. Elvis died before he could see the Lego movie. He woulda been like, ‘Mama, those blocks are movin’ and shakin.’

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10 folks are currently checking 👀

In honor of the last eclipse, I will also get in the way of someone brighter than me.

17 folks are currently checking 👀

There’s a reason we say cheese and not salad when we have to smile for a photo.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

Slim Shady implies the existence of Thicc Sunny.

21 folks are currently checking 👀

We’ve had far more storms since we started naming them. We’re giving them the attention they crave. Just call it needy wind.

14 folks are currently checking 👀

Childbirth seems like an awful lot of work for an already saturated market.

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Praying to God with a Chinese accent, and he is cracking up.

13 folks are currently checking 👀

My hair would never allow me to commit a crime. I really do leave my DNA everywhere.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

Some people aren’t just missing a screw, the whole toolbox is gone.

6 folks are currently checking 👀

If parallel universe exist, I hope the other me is doing well.

14 folks are currently checking 👀

I’m not even sure what I’m doing on this planet.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Funny Quotes Total

15,269

Funny Quotes Topics

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15,269

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Dec 31, 2025

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇸🇳 has shared:

These weekends are starting to feel as long as a lunch break.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has shared:

Farmers markets should be for vegetables — not for millennials unloading their failed Etsy-store arts and crafts.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has shared:

I once had a psychic girlfriend, she left me before we met.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has downloaded:

I hope this email kills us both.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has viewed:

Jingle all the way? In this economy?

Someone from 🇨🇱 has shared:

My bank account may not be full but my sink, laundry basket and arteries sure are.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has downloaded:

Hey, people, my age. Remember going into the computer lab at school?

Someone from 🇦🇿 has viewed:

Every day I tell myself, “You got this,” and every day, “this” gets weirder.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has copied:

I handed in my exam blank so that the teacher has more time to celebrate Christmas with her family.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has downloaded:

“Do you like the Microsoft Teams app?” Does Sisyphus like his boulder?

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Discord:

Aren’t you a little old to be a bully?

Seen just now on Snapchat:

I downloaded a meditation app. Now I’m stressed about missing sessions.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

The early bird gets to cry for a little bit longer in the work parking lot.

Spotted on Facebook:

The fine art of sticking my nose where it doesn’t belong.

Just shared via Discord:

My toxic trait is thinking I can nap, then waking up 3 hours later in a parallel universe where I missed everything.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Accidentally punched myself in the face as I was getting dressed this morning, and I have to say, I deserved it.

Seen just now on Twitch:

Being an adult is realizing $1000 is little money to have, but a lot to owe.

Breaking via Instagram:

Ever since I was a little kid I always knew I wanted to struggle to survive.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

Getting a random boner is a bit funny. Like, what is it, boy? What do you see?

Breaking via LinkedIn:

Wish I came with subtitles because I mumble a lot.

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