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Someone from 🇸🇰 has downloaded:

Why steal office supplies from work when you could take an extra-long bathroom break and steal company time instead?

Someone from 🇰🇿 has viewed:

Toilets are not a crime scene, traces may be removed!

Someone from 🇰🇷 has downloaded:

Your child learning to say mommy is when your life begins and ends.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has bookmarked:

I don’t think I’d get married again, but I would like to annoy someone until one of us is dead.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has copied:

Normalize talking to people in the gym who have earbuds in, they love that.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has bookmarked:

I don’t approve of political jokes. I’ve seen what happens when they get elected.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has copied:

Life is full of questions. Idiots are full of answers.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has shared:

That drum solo from In the Air Tonight, but it’s me just slapping my tummy, waiting for the microwave to beep.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has shared:

Insulting me won’t work. I already said that to myself earlier.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has viewed:

As a teen: secretly drinking in the park with friends. As an adult: secretly drinking in the park with squirrels.

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Freshly posted on Pinterest:

No camera can do justice to a landscape that melts your heart.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

If you think my heart is cold, you should feel my feet.

Trending via Instagram:

Are you just gonna go with the flow until you spiral down the drain?

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

Everyone you know is fighting battles you don’t know about, except for my neighbor who just can not shut up about his battles.

Broadcasted on Telegram:

Maybe I died of Covid in 2020, and this is hell.

Live now on Facebook:

Based on the amount of laundry I wash each week, I’m starting to think there are people who live here that I haven’t met yet.

Shared recently on Slack:

Not working on myself because I make better content this way.

Spotted on Telegram:

Are oranges called oranges because they are orange, or is the color orange called orange because an orange is orange?

Going bananas on Telegram:

If you love a friend, let them go. If they come back with coffee, it was meant to be.

Shared recently on Reddit:

There should be a “Take Your Friend to Work Day,” so we can actually see what our friends do all day and meet the characters from all their work stories.

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64 shares on WhatsApp this month:

That moment when you cut into a seedless watermelon and find out it’s only allegedly seedless.

71 shares on Twitch this month:

Told a couple of jokes at a Zoom meeting. Turns out I’m not even remotely funny.

56 shares on Pinterest this month:

Good morning only to those who duel at dawn, drink at dusk, and haunt their lovers in between.

13 shares on Threads this month:

According to my chocolate advent calendar, there are only 4 days until Christmas.

23 shares on Twitch this month:

The bank just called and gave me the biggest compliment, said my balance is outstanding. I really needed that today.

89 shares on Discord this month:

There are no laws against pineapples on pizza.

28 shares on Slack this month:

“Do something with your life.” Um, I am. Have you heard of a little thing called squandering?

29 shares on Instagram this month:

Anytime I switch deodorants, it’s like a sexy stranger is following me around all day.

57 shares on Reddit this month:

Is this simulation from Temu?

51 shares on Instagram this month:

Holding it together with duct tape and sarcasm.

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Let’s drink some whiskey and say too much.

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Come on, brain, release the happy chemicals.

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“23 and Me” is how Leonardo DiCaprio RSVPs for events.

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All billionaires must submit a list of five things they did for society in the last week or their wealth shall be confiscated.

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“I’ve tasted going back to an ex, and I’ve tasted trying to fix a relationship before it breaks. I highly recommend focusing on your career and going to sleep before 10 p.m.”

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The best cuddles are the ones where you don’t have to deflate her when you’re done.

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They should invent something in between coffee and narcotics.

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Saturdays are for doing absolutely everything or doing absolutely nothing, everybody knows that.

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I’ve folded seven page corners of the book I’m reading. That’s 49 in dog ears.

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Stupidity begins where irony is no longer understood.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇸🇦 has viewed:

Working your entire life so you can ‘enjoy’ a couple of years when you’re close to death is the biggest scam of all time.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has copied:

The global energy crisis could be solved if only we could harness the power of my wife slamming my car door.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has viewed:

I don’t need anger management, you just need to stop making me angry!

Someone from 🇬🇧 has shared:

Just blocked someone for correcting my spelling and it feelded great.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has downloaded:

“I’m currently not accepting new items on my to-do list.”

Someone from 🇱🇹 has shared:

Be the spooky thing in the woods that you wish to see in the world.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has viewed:

Let the good times roll. Let the bad times crawl. Let the acceptable times do the hopscotch.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has bookmarked:

My boss said he likes how I remain so calm under pressure. Can’t tell him it’s because I don’t give a shit.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has copied:

I make her eyes roll back. Not in bed though. I’m just annoying.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has bookmarked:

If you’re not in my circle of trust, you’re probably in my triangle of suspicion or rhombus of doubt.

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via Slack:

I’m not stubborn, my way is just better than yours.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

Sometimes I apologize to my car when I hit a pothole.

Making waves on WeChat:

Some people post such depressing love shit that I start to miss their exes myself!

Spotted on LinkedIn:

The way turkeys feel about November is probably how treadmills feel about January.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

Stop blaming others for your mistakes. Study Feng Shui and blame the furniture.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

The female brain works like the internet. You can delete something, but it’s never really gone.

Just landed via WeChat:

Just read the Ten Commandments for the first time and you can’t do shit with your neighbor.

Making waves on Messenger:

Hosting Thanksgiving? Bring up politics so everyone will leave early.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

Work is the worst video game ever.

Going viral on Twitch:

If you’re bored when you’re alone, obviously you’re in bad company.

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