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There are too many neglected emojis.

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Maybe women decided to convince men that beards were sexy because they were sick of cleaning the washbasin after he shaved.

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I’m so sick of TV shows and movies where there are no likable characters. I don’t need to spend an hour with people I hate, I already have my life.

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I see stand-up comedy as a stepping stone to television. A few more paid gigs and I’ll be able to afford a television.

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Imagine hating me and I’m just over here hating myself.

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I can’t believe there was a time in my life when someone had to make me take a nap.

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Born to be a frolicker of the forest, forced to be a cog in the machine.

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If you see my account doing wild or out-of-character things, no worries. It’s not me, I routinely rent it out as an Airbnb.

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I bet oiling and wrapping potatoes in aluminum foil feels so good for the potato.

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I want a girlfriend so hot that people walking down the street know that I am funny.

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If you have ever spent an hour on Twitter then you understand why there’s such an urgency to create Artificial Intelligence.

Breaking via Discord:

There’s no filter on my pics or my thoughts. I’m just out here raw-dogging it.

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Diarrhea awareness week starts today. Runs through Sunday.

Going viral on Instagram:

If you see me looking zoned out, it’s because I’m having a therapy session with myself in my head.

Trending via WeChat:

Threw my back out due to overwhelming sensuality again.

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I’m sorry I said “I look forward to working with you” during our wedding vows.

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My only knowledge of animals is that turtles like pizza and cats like lasagna.

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SEO experts be like: I was eating a banana when my traffic increased, so bananas are definitely a ranking factor.

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I don’t think human beings were built to know everything going on in the world all the time.

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This is my phone. I text back when I want to.

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Be the reason why your local woods are haunted.

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My problem with Christmas shopping is that I keep seeing things that I like… for me.

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Restaurant toilets are dangerous! So many of my dates have gone to use them and vanished.

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I’m trying to shower you with affection. It doesn’t matter how I got into your bathroom.

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Can you lose weight by running away from your feelings?

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You told your cat how much you love him, but now it’s morning, the sun is out, you’re sober, and it’s just weird for both of you.

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Have kids so you can say things you never thought you would like “please don’t vacuum your sister”

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Christmas decor isn’t meant to be sleek and minimalist, it is supposed to look like joy threw up in your house.

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I’m here by unpopular demand.

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The Jaws theme stays on during sex.

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Cigarette smell gotta be one of the worst smells in the history of smells.

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Typos keep me humble. Every email is a gamble.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

You ever notice how when you get home from food shopping, the kids turn into airport security?

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I delete posts cause I be getting mature over the hours.

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We were having tea with my mother-in-law the other day and out of the blue she said, “I’ve decided I want to be cremated.” I said, “Alright, get your coat.”

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I’m not afraid of ghosts because everyone who’s mad at me is still alive.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Sunglasses: allowing you to stare at people without getting caught. It’s like Facebook in real life.

Just landed via X:

Oh, you like NYC? Name every rat.

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A blind guy felt my face and said, “Wonderful.”

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I put my pants on just like everybody else: when the police tell me to.

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