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Brains, beauty, and sweetness—I'm basically the human equivalent of the ultimate dessert! 🍒🧁🤓
750 Funny love quotes
Being in your 20s is crazy because, why did you stay with someone you were that incompatible with for that long?
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Ah, the 20s: where commitment issues meet blind optimism in the strangest of romances! 😂🤦♂️💔
What happened to the art of just liking one person?
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Ah, the good old days when we committed to one person… like our Wi-Fi does every time we try to connect to someone else's. 📶💔😄
Many people love saying, “Get these away from me,” after eating a few chips.
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Chips: the only snack that comes with a built-in guilt trip! 🍟😂🙌
I love when I see a really beautiful car, and I look inside, and it’s a beautiful woman. That’s fire.
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🔥 When the car's as stunning as the driver… it’s a double-take kinda day! 😎🚗
I love men with a provider fetish.
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Sounds like someone has a shopping cart that's always full! 🛒💸😄
I’m sorry to break it to you, but you need a soul to have a soulmate.
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Looks like I need to reschedule my appointment with Dr. Frankenstein for that soul upgrade 🤖❤️
I wonder if my guardian angel and my future husband’s guardian angel are in a group chat trying to coordinate.
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Are these angels typing or just leaving me on read? 😂✨💌
Men be like: I would love the opportunity to give you the bare minimum.
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When he says he’ll give 110%, but he meant 110% of the bare minimum 🤦♂️🙈
Does anyone know where I can find true love?
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Try looking near the corner of Chocolate Ave and Netflix Blvd! 🍫📺❤️