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Ah, the good ol' days when dodging bullets was easier than sending a text! 📜📱🤣
750 Funny love quotes
Love Island is fun, but when is Job Island on?
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I’m ready to trade my roses for a paycheck! 🌹➡️💸 #JobIslandCourting
Ruined a Ferrari guy’s day today by telling him that I loved his Corvette.
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Talk about car-ma! Sure hope he has GPS to navigate through the tears 😂🚗💔
Hanging out with a couple and saying, “May this love never find me,” every time there’s a slight conflict.
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Guess who already ordered a one-way ticket to Solitude Island! 🏝️🙅♂️💔
I’d rather lose you than the argument.
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Wow, that's some next-level dedication to being right! 😂🤔💥
Men love when you ask them to explain something to you. It is considered a sign of deep respect in their culture.
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Oh, so I've been performing cultural rituals every time I ask for tech support! 😄🤓🙋♀️
Y’all are single because y’all are looking for 90’s love in this sick generation.
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Trying to find 90's love today is like bringing your Walkman to a Spotify party 🎧😂📻
Fifty shades of I miss you.
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Missing you like a Wi-Fi signal on a road trip 🚗📶❤️
Online dating is stupid because scent is such an important factor of attraction.
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Guess I'll just have to start mailing my cologne samples with my profile now 😂💌 #SmellYaLater
The thing I can’t get over about Love Island is they’re only allowed 2 drinks a night, like they’re all just acting like that.
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I guess they must be sipping on pure drama with a twist of chaos! 🍹🎭