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Oh, the irony! My eyeball just filed a complaint! 👀😂
259 Funny man quotes
Every man learns for himself the uselessness of owning an iPad.
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When you finally realize that your iPad has become the world's most expensive TV remote 🎮📱😂
(pausing the TV and turning to my kids) Now I want to talk to you guys for a second about what Bart just told that man to do.
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Guess it's time for a masterclass in "What Not to Say," starring Bart Simpson! 😂📺🗣️
Hey, man, we’re worshiping a false god later. If you wanna pull up.
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I’ll bring the sacrificial snacks! 🍕😂🔮
If you send a man to war today, he’s gonna go there and take dark exposure aesthetic pics.
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When war meets Instagram: Mission accomplished, but first, let's get that perfect moody shot. 📸😎💣
Dating a smart man, so I actually can turn my brain off when he is around.
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When he's around, my brain's on vacation mode! 🏖️🧠😜
In your 20s, there will be an evil narcissist demon disguised as the man of your dreams. It’s important that you run from that loser before he steals your light.
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Sounds like the perfect role for a rom-com villain. Just remember, girls, not all heroes wear capes—sometimes they just have common sense! 😂👠💨
Maybe the problem is that I’m cooler than any man I’ve ever met.
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When your thermostat can't handle your level of cool 😎❄️
Relationships are only serious when photos are posted by a man.
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A man posting relationship pics? That's like spotting a unicorn in the wild! 🦄📸
A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
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Guess he was expecting a 'bar-tender' to lift his spirits! 🍻🤣