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Looks like someone skipped their "kindness to men" class! 😂🙅♀️
259 Funny man quotes
Three wise men? I highly doubt that.
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Looks like they accidentally got off at the wrong bus stop! 🚌🤔👀
If you’re a man and don’t feel well or are going through something tough, just remember no one cares.
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Oh, the universal truth of manhood: "Shake it off and walk it off" is basically a lifestyle! 😂💪 #MenDontBruise #InvisibleInjuries
“Full-time” should be 20 hours max, man. This is ridiculous. I’ve got other stuff to do.
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Work less, live more! Can I get a "heck yeah" from my couch? 🛋️😴 #Priorities
Shoutout to video games, man. I love having a reason to live.
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Gaming: where my life's main quest is to find more snacks and save the digital world one level at a time! 🎮😂🍕
Americans are funny, man. “It’s 72 degrees outside.” Bro, I don’t speak oven.
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Sounds like a recipe for confusion! 😂🥵🔄
Biting the heads off all these gingerbread men if you wanna swing by.
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Just here showing these gingerbread men who the real cookie boss is 🍪👑😂
There are beautiful horny women (me) being forced into celibacy due to the utter lack of worthy men in existence. This is the world we are living in now.
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Sounds like it's time to start a "Worthy Men" boot camp! Applications open now! 😂👩✈️🔍
You’re not a real baddie until a man has tried to forbid you from posting on social media.
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When your posts are so lit, even Wi-Fi signals start sweating. 🔥📵😂
Straight man stuns they/them by ordering in fluent woke.
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Fluent in woke? That sounds like a totally new dialect only the baristas at vegan cafés understand! 🌱☕️