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I want to be so rich that when I see a spider in my house I won’t kill it, I’d buy another house.

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If Keith Richards survived the ’70s, the ’80s, and 1.2 million Marlboros, I can probably survive anything.

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Tornadoes are the most relaxing things in the news.

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My husband and I were doing yard work, but I started a fight so I could storm off into the air conditioning.

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Normalize asking if this is an intervention whenever someone invites you over.

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Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you a car.

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You’re so cultured I’mma start calling you Yogurt.

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If he has other girls who make him smile, be different and make him cry.

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If you’re having trouble finding the match to one of your socks, throw it away and the missing one will immediately show up. Follow me for more life hacks.

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Roman soldiers are all like “I’m going to fight you in this short yet tasteful leather skirt.”

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Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this.

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I try to shoot all of my garbage into outer space, but usually it just lands in my neighbor’s backyard.

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No one trashes your name better than the person who is terrified that you are going to tell people the truth.

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I talk a lot of shit for someone who turns every black shirt into an abstract deodorant mural.

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I really understand why boomers text with ellipses between everything… it feels so good…

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By the time I meet the right person, I’ll probably be the wrong person.

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Very difficult being a full grown adult with a terrible fear of being “in trouble”.

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People will make you sad but cheese will always make you happy. The choice is simple.

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I have three kids. I should be terrified of sex.

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I’ve never been married, but I tell people I’m divorced so they won’t think something is wrong with me.

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Can’t. Too busy saving daylight.

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Elections make you feel like we’re all in divorce court waiting to see who gets custody of us.

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I probably never die because I don’t finish anything without a specific deadline.

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The only team building exercise we had when I started working was called “Happy Hour.”

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By the power vested in me by Facebook, I now pronounce you unfriended and restricted. You may now kiss my butt.

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If you’re going to walk in my shoes, please also wear my FitBit.

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I’m so lazy, I let my battles pick me.

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My taste in music ranges from “You’ve gotta listen to this” to “I know, please don’t judge me.”

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I never finish what I start. I have a black belt in partial arts.

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I like my Jims slim and my chances fat.

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Remember, when a package says “sharing size”, that’s just a guideline. They have no enforcement mechanism.

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You don’t scare me. You’re not a parking garage that I can’t figure out how to get out of.

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Some days you are the table and some days you are the toe.

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Being quiet in a room full of loud people is my favorite sport.

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Most insane people live outside of madhouses.

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Friday the 13th used to mean something. Now every day is awful.

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No, it’s totally fine, Grandma. Nobody else needs to use the stairs today.

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Women love it when you approach them on the street and say “whoa, is there a hot babe convention in town?”

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Legend says that when you’re overwhelmed and on the edge of a nervous breakdown, a small child will appear and tell you that you made their sandwich wrong.

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If a man speaks in the forest and his wife is not there to hear him, is he still wrong?

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