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Someone from πŸ‡§πŸ‡Ό has shared:

Hey there, Delilah, what’s it like in new orc city?

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Trying to be cute today but my face isn’t cooperating.

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Nothing fixes your life the way deactivating Instagram does.

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I let my cat smell every wine I drink so she can get a job as a sommelier and help pay my rent.

Someone from πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¬ has downloaded:

Sorry, my face wasn’t created to hide that much distain for what you’re saying.

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You were there at the beginning of the Internet if you’ve heard the following: “Get off the web, I need to make a call!”

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So it turns out that being an adult is mostly just Googling how to do stuff.

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Happy birthday to everyone, for the rest of your lives. I can’t do this anymore.

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FaceTiming me is for platinum members only.

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Kinda in the mood to let my feelings impair my judgement.

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Nothing flies faster than the ketchup out of the bottle when you only want a little.

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Willem Dafoe gets to be in two different Nosferatu movies, whereas the average person doesn’t even get to be in one.

Trending via Discord:

If she says β€œit’s fine,” you’re probably in trouble.

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I would love to be the reason you look at your phone and smile. Then walk into a wall.

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I miss my kids the most when they go to bed and the mosquitoes go after me because they have no other options.

Trending via Messenger:

Hey, you should start your own business and then mind it.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

Everybody in the world, stop fighting or no dessert.

Going viral on Snapchat:

I don’t understand how I can remember every word of a song from 1984, but I can’t remember why I walked into the kitchen.

Spotted on Telegram:

My favorite part of The Godfather is when the guy wakes up and screams because the Mafia has stolen the bottom half of the horse he keeps in his bed.

Trending via Twitch:

Oh really? We’ll see what the same six people who always agree with me think about that.

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Someone from πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡Ή has copied:

My goal in life is to not have to commit seppuku.

Someone from πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡Ύ has bookmarked:

Somewhere on our planet, there is someone who doesn’t care about you at this moment. It could be billions.

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My teen being nice to me is getting really expensive.

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Just blocked everyone who is not in my gang so if you’re reading this, we’re robbing a bank in 12 minutes.

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Just had my biannual teeth cleaning like some barn animal.

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My wallet is empty, just like my soul.

Someone from πŸ‡§πŸ‡ͺ has bookmarked:

Please don’t flirt with me. I’m trying not to cheat on my crush who doesn’t like me.

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Being excited to get in bed really is a different level of adulting.

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Why do guys named Timothy go by Tim when they could go by Moth?

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β€œI made this with AI.” Yeah, we can tell.

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The way that we’re constantly told not to eat silica gel makes me suspect that it contains all the world’s forbidden knowledge.

Just shared via Messenger:

There’s something meditative about cleaning. It’s the perfect time to reflect and plan revenge on every single person who has ever wronged you.

Live now on Messenger:

Today I went for a walk with a girl, she noticed me, so we went for a run.

Making waves on X:

Sorry for having no idea what the hell I am doing. It will happen again.

Just shared via Reddit:

My patience is like a gift card, not sure how much is left but lets give it a try.

Breaking via YouTube:

Wine must breathe. I always hear that wine needs to breathe. I want to drink it and not revive it.

Spotted on Twitch:

I can relate to the stock market because I am always about to crash at a moment’s notice.

Just landed via YouTube:

Kanye is pretty mean for someone with ‘yay’ in their name.

Breaking via Facebook:

Kinda rude when I spend money, and it actually leaves my bank account. But okay.

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If I’d married a wealthier man, I’d be lying on a fancier couch right now refusing to clean bigger rooms.

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