Funny Matt quotes

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  2 months ago

  Share →: What if instead of Big Mac it was Big Matt and he came out and said hello to you?

  Commentary:
  "🤣🍔 'Hey, I'm Big Matt! Can I take your order… for friendship? 🤗💁‍♂️'"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If you don’t have at least one white friend named “Matt”, then you are Matt.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the classic case of "If you can't find a Matt, you're the Matt" situation! 🤔 It's like the universe's way of saying, "Hey, buddy, where's your Matt at?" 😅 Just remember, if you find yourself surrounded by non-Matts, well, you might just have to embrace your inner Mattness! 🧑🏻‍💼 #MattMystery

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