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“Likes your story” is a declaration of love.

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I like my men like I like my coffee. Not that hot but still making me anxious.

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Time to put the stressful screen away (phone) and switch to the comfort screen (Kindle).

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Sure, I could keep my thoughts to myself but I can’t see “Likes” in my journal.

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Forget Spotify Wrapped. I’m more interested in seeing your Pornhub Wrapped.

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Kids today will never understand how many ninjas there were in the 1980s.

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I bet my calculator app wrapped would be pretty shameful.

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If I was a weather man, I’d leak the weather early to pretty women.

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Once you realize I’m an idiot, my posts start to make a lot more sense.

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Nothing angers me more than tall ghosts in horror movies. No one born in 1782 was that tall. Do your research, screenwriters.

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Asking the waiter for her phone number and then texting her “can I have more coffee?” two minutes later.

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There’s something so spiritual about new life. When I look my baby nephew in the eyes, I can’t stop thinking about how amazing it will be to connect with him on LinkedIn.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

Getting older means talking to less people and complaining about more people.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

Does anyone know where I can get my shit together?

Going viral on Facebook:

Took the road less travelled after buying the sat nav less expensive.

Spotted on YouTube:

Really wanted to be a therapist until I read some of your guys’ posts and problems, and I want nothing to do with that mess.

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If you look close enough, everyone is insane.

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Having a car is crazy cause you gotta take it to the car doctor.

Breaking via Reddit:

Being quiet in a room full of loud people is my favorite sport.

Making waves on X:

“I’ll just iron my clothes for work in the morning,” he thought in stupid bachelor.

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Share →: I don’t always listen to Metallica, but when I do, so do my neighbors.

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"When I crank up Metallica, my neighbors join the live concert! 🎸🤘😅"
6 months ago
Share →: Metallica’s “Nothing Else Matters” is my favorite song about that 5 minutes of sleep before the alarm goes off.

Commentary:
Ah, Metallica's "Nothing Else Matters" perfectly captures the electric feeling of savoring those precious 5 minutes of blissful shut-eye before the alarm rudely interrupts the rock concert in your dreams 🎸🎶 Who knew heavy metal could be so soothing to the snooze button aficionados? 😄

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How many exercise videos do you have to buy before you get some results?

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Hey, sorry I’m late, I didn’t want to come.

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Due to inflation and tariffs, my love now costs a thing.

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Defeating imposter syndrome by actually being incompetent.

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Hey, boy, are you the worst-case scenario? Because you’re all I think about.

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Police officer: please step out of your vehicle. Me: after this song, hold on.

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Worst part of a corporate job is no tips. Someone should slip you a $20 if you write a killer email.

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I used to be sad about the climate apocalypse, but I went on a few dates and, honestly, I’m ready now.

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Sleep is a free trial of death but with ads.

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I look like a casual, laid-back guy, but it’s like a circus in my head.

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Freshly posted on Twitch:

What is the name of the course in medical school where you learn not to take your patients seriously?

Seen just now on YouTube:

If I met someone like me, I’d be really concerned for them.

Seen just now on WeChat:

I’m a private person except for when I’m publicly trauma dumping on social media.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

I don’t like who I become when I’m watching someone Google something less efficiently than I would myself.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Me to cat: quit looking at me like I’m an ingredient.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

I hate when I offer someone food and they accept it.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

We should thank heaven for nipples. Without them boobs would be pointless.

Making waves on X:

Being lazy has its advantages. I still have most of my winter fat from last year.

Trending via Discord:

My wife refuses to hire a housekeeper because she doesn’t want them to see this mess.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

I have so much planned today that I was already tired thinking of it yesterday.

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