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Someone from 🇧🇦 has bookmarked:

Don’t buy me flowers. A bouquet of KitKats will suffice.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has shared:

My body is like my phone battery. Usually drained by 4pm.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has copied:

It’s that time of year where every jacket you choose is wrong.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has downloaded:

Yesterday, I went to the grocery store, and I managed to come home without any junk food. Now, I’m mad that we don’t have any junk food.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has viewed:

People need to understand the difference between want and need. Like, I want abs, but I need chocolate.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has downloaded:

After cooking show a dishwashing show with same host but kind of drunk.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has shared:

Crazy part about being an overthinker is most times you right.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has bookmarked:

Spotify: enjoy the next 30 minutes commercial free. Also Spotify: we have no concept of time.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has downloaded:

I really think my coworkers and I deserve an Oscar for acting like everything at work is fine.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has bookmarked:

You know it’s cold outside when you go outside and it’s cold.

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Trending via Facebook:

The person who invented bowling: “Oh, and we’ll make them wear different shoes for no reason. Clown shoes.”

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

The real threat to Democracy is the Bureaucracy.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

The difference between the kids table and the adults table during holiday dinners is that there is much more screaming, crying, and arguing at the adults table.

Trending via Discord:

I don’t understand why banks get so mad when you can’t pay back your loan. You already knew I had no money when I came to borrow it.

Spreading quickly via Threads:

Millennials are just 30-40-year-olds who look 20-30 years old and feel 80-90 years old.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

Always keep a dog eared book on your nightstand so that people think you know how to read.

Breaking via Facebook:

I get easily confused in the morning. Also in the afternoon and evening.

Going viral on Discord:

My favorite part of leaving the house is looking forward to going home.

Shared recently on TikTok:

Need to shave my legs again. Blow-drying takes far too long.

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

Why can’t I cry money instead of tears?

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Social Media Stars ⭐

75 shares on Slack this month:

One of the most disappointing things is when you get a severe thunderstorm warning, and there is no severe thunderstorm.

72 shares on Messenger this month:

Socks try to be monogamous, but most end up either single or having multiple different partners.

94 shares on Discord this month:

This whole “having a job” thing is really getting in the way of me having my best life.

51 shares on Messenger this month:

I feel bad for those that don’t enjoy their own company. I be having a ball by myself.

66 shares on Pinterest this month:

The masculine urge to make a woman sit through a YouTube video that she will not find funny or entertaining.

67 shares on Discord this month:

My brain at 2 a.m.: “You up?”

79 shares on Snapchat this month:

Don’t let anyone make you feel bad about yourself. You can do that on your own.

31 shares on Pinterest this month:

I feel like I’m in jail when I’m around unfunny people for too long.

18 shares on YouTube this month:

Stranger: Your children are angels. Me: So was the devil.

25 shares on Instagram this month:

I don’t need the web for attention, I jog in a wedding dress.

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Hot Jokes 💥

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Girl, you gotta try this healing potion. It’s called beer.

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A new year resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other.

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Unfortunately, I am literally obsessed with the woman I am when I get stuff done, so I’m just going to keep doing that.

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Yes, my date did get up and leave during dinner, but luckily she hadn’t finished her food.

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I want to be the kind of person who eats half a grapefruit for breakfast and runs every morning, but I also want to be happy.

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A foghorn but for people who can’t see through their own bullshit.

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I’m attracted to people that no one pays attention to.

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First rule for the new year is to not dwell on what went wrong this year.

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The feminine urge to open a coffee shop that’s also a library, a bakery, and a flower shop.

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On the internet, you can be anything you want. It’s strange that so many people choose to be stupid.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇼🇸 has copied:

Lately life has been all panic no disco.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has shared:

“Stop talking about old drama!” God forbid a girl and her bestie enjoy their history lessons.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has bookmarked:

Guy in front of me at the movies was reading the popcorn Wikipedia page while he was eating popcorn.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has copied:

Boyfriend hasn’t accepted my LinkedIn request yet. He doesn’t want to connect. He doesn’t want to build.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has copied:

You know you’re getting old when you’re entering your birth year online and you need to spin that thing like you’re on wheel of fortune.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has shared:

I wish someone would light up the way Siri does when I say, “Hey.”

Someone from 🇮🇶 has viewed:

This weekend was so busy, I hardly had time to sit around in my pajamas and doom scroll.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has shared:

I may join the cicadas this summer and just scream for six weeks straight.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has shared:

Normalize saying “better you than me” to people who keep complaining about everything.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has viewed:

You’re not lazy, you’re just buffering in HD.

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via WeChat:

Love is in the air, but so is the flu. Wash your hands!

Making waves on Facebook:

Just as “magic spells” use special rhymes and archaic terms to signal their power, the convoluted language of legalese acts to convey a sense of authority.

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

The only thing keeping me from world domination is a good nap.

Going viral on Slack:

Does running actually get easier if you do it a lot, or is it that you just get more masochistic?

Going viral on Pinterest:

Changing my relationship status from “Single” to “I give up.”

Shared recently on Slack:

“You’re like if 9 a.m. on a Monday was a person.”

Just landed via Discord:

Stop asking people over 40 what we like to do for fun. You’re not gonna like the answer.

Just shared via Telegram:

I wish berries were the size of apples. Just imagine for a second.

Spotted on Facebook:

The nicest thing I’ve done for a date is turn up.

Shared recently on Messenger:

Uber Eats “you forgot to finish your order” notification is funny because I didn’t forget, I just came to my senses.

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