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Someone from 🇸🇴 has bookmarked:

Relationship so bad you start relating to Taylor Swift songs.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has bookmarked:

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was making all of the food that is unhealthy for you taste so good.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has bookmarked:

“Winter is literally the best season.” Okay, husky, go sit outside then.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has shared:

I cannot imagine being in high school right now. Imagine the world is eating itself alive and you’re in school.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has shared:

Not to brag but I don’t even need meditation, my mind goes blank the second someone asks me for directions.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has viewed:

Some people should have read-only access to the internet.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has viewed:

They just don’t put milkshakes in the yard like they used to.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has shared:

My love language is deader than Latin.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has copied:

Got fired on my first day working at the drugstore for calling my new coworkers ‘my pharmily’.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has bookmarked:

Finally got around to emptying the vegetable drawer of the fridge before something started its independence movement in there.

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Trending via WeChat:

I miss phone booths. We used to train our immune system in those things.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

The best part about being married is having a permanent person to debrief with immediately after any social event.

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

The term “bisexual” is so confusing. Are you sexual twice a week or once every other week?

Just shared via Discord:

Welcome to adulthood: you’re always sleepy unless you’re trying to get to sleep.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

The first person to see a peacock spread his tail probably had a heart attack.

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

Two sheep walk into a baaaaa.

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I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.

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Gonna close my bank account and keep all my money on me, like Sonic the Hedgehog.

Shared recently on Twitch:

I made some bad choices in life, but I never bought a pair of Crocs.

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“What’s your ETA?” do you ask the birds in the sky when they will arrive.

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37 shares on Facebook this month:

Why can’t hackers just delete everyone’s bad debt, credit, and mortgages?

38 shares on Messenger this month:

Felony Vandalism is a beautiful name for a girl.

96 shares on Messenger this month:

I wonder if my bank account thinks about me and has panic attacks.

30 shares on Slack this month:

I am a man, a man with a cold, so I guess this is goodbye.

88 shares on Snapchat this month:

Do I work hard? No. But do I work smart to compensate. Absolutely not.

12 shares on Messenger this month:

Call me constipated the way I don’t give a shit.

35 shares on Snapchat this month:

Of course I have critical thinking skills, I’m thinking critically of you right now.

35 shares on Slack this month:

At my age I don’t sleep, I nap between pee breaks.

68 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Do people who do triathlons know that they don’t have to?

88 shares on Instagram this month:

It’s okay, facial recognition. I don’t recognize myself anymore either.

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My ducks are not even remotely in a row. My ducks are in places no duck has ever gone before.

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My future husband is very lucky; he will never stay hungry, because I know so many restaurants with delicious food.

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You’re supposed to store a treasure in your cleavage that’s why it’s called a chest.

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Whenever my Mother-in-Law’s stories end with “And I turned out OK” I’m looking around like who’s gonna tell her.

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The quality of clothing at retail stores today is quite literally the quality that Halloween costumes used to be.

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If you want to complain about my driving at least calm down and get off my hood first.

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For someone who loves to sleep so much, you’d think I’d go to bed earlier.

21 folks are currently checking 👀

Why can’t hackers just delete everyone’s bad debt, credit, and mortgages?

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My favorite part about health insurance is how your teeth and eyeballs are add-ons.

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Have you ever been so hungry but had no food in the house, so you took a nap instead?

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Someone from 🇸🇪 has bookmarked:

I love how bananas just take over the whole smoothie. You can never dim her light.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has downloaded:

Time is precious, waste it wisely.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has shared:

By my second “could we change the subject?” I could feel the job interview going south.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has shared:

No one talks about the resentment you have towards yourself after you didn’t listen to your gut.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has bookmarked:

The best part of vacation with your extended family is talking shit about them on the trip home.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has bookmarked:

Our parents used to drop us off at school with no water bottle, no phone and no snacks, yet somehow we survived.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has copied:

My plan is to die young as late as possible.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has shared:

If you see me in public, it’s AI.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has viewed:

Why is smoking the only addiction jobs give you breaks to do? I should get 15 minutes every hour to cook up some parlays.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has bookmarked:

Life is strange. We come into the world with nothing, then we struggle for everything, and finally, we leave with nothing.

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via Pinterest:

To me, essential oils are what drips out of tacos.

Just landed via Instagram:

They should invent a way to delete other people’s posts.

Seen just now on X:

Life hack: Allow yourself 8–12 hours of alone time every morning to prepare for the day.

Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

Nobody has ever been more surprised than a husband hearing about his wife’s plans for the second time.

Spotted on Discord:

Everyone is getting idioter.

Going bananas on Slack:

Having an exorcism, but only because the demon requested it.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

Will someone please make me drink some water and limit my screen time?

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

100% of all babіes are unemployed. Pathetіc.

Spotted on X:

I’m at an age where, when I’m tying my shoes, I think about what else I can do while I’m down here.

Shared recently on Slack:

If I could have immunity to anything I would pick calories.

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