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Someone from 🇨🇷 has shared:

Please twerk; I have just days left.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has downloaded:

Just because I’m friendly doesn’t mean I like you. It just means that I’m not rude.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has downloaded:

The best part about having a crush is when they crush all your hopes and dreams.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has bookmarked:

If they can bring back the dire wolf, they can bring back Norm Macdonald.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has downloaded:

Tonight, my poor liver has to pay again for what went wrong during the week.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has copied:

Shooting a gun in the air to get everyone’s attention, then immediately getting shy and sheepishly twisting my shoe in the dirt and blinking bashfully.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has viewed:

We like to vilify hot people, but it’s important to know that people who aren’t hot are also terrible.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has bookmarked:

I accidentally poured vodka on my orange juice this morning. Twice.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has copied:

I’m super lazy today. It’s like normal lazy but I’m wearing a cape.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has downloaded:

Let’s be honest. The best moment of the day is when we take off our bra.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

231 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,500

Funny Quotes Topics

17,568

Funny Quotes Images

15,500

Updated

Jan 6, 2026

Users Online

3,441

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on Slack:

I say things I don’t mean on spicy chicken.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

The 5 seconds in the morning, when I don’t yet know who I am, is the best time of the day.

Going viral on Messenger:

I’m tired of things costing money.

Making waves on Snapchat:

Cops wake up Christmas morning excited as hell to ignore their family and go sit on the highway with a radar gun for 10 hours.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

I’m not drinking 2% milk until we figure out what the other 98% is.

Breaking via YouTube:

I’ve never met a cake I didn’t want to fork.

Breaking via X:

Quit keeping your enemies closer. No wonder you feel like shit.

Just landed via WeChat:

Sorry, I laughed at your bad joke. I was trying to flirt.

Just shared via Messenger:

Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I wanted to skirt the issue.

Spotted on TikTok:

Imagine surviving Covid 19 and then China releases Covid 19S Plus Pro.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

35 shares on Snapchat this month:

Me to cat: quit looking at me like I’m an ingredient.

34 shares on Twitch this month:

On a scale of quack to quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack, what do you think of my duck-based numbering system?

36 shares on Instagram this month:

Sorry, I would love to, but I just made a bunch of rules for myself, and I’m actually not allowed to do that.

97 shares on Slack this month:

I can’t keep up anymore. Happy birthday to everyone for the rest of your life.

77 shares on WeChat this month:

I would love to be the reason you look at your phone and smile. Then walk into a wall.

67 shares on Pinterest this month:

Dogs will go through amazing effort to get a better view of your plate.

27 shares on Telegram this month:

Name something cuter than a baby in a bucket hat on the beach.

77 shares on TikTok this month:

My toxic trait is thinking every inconvenience is the universe personally attacking me.

59 shares on Slack this month:

Mini skirts are so cute and fun, like, oops, my ass is out.

24 shares on Pinterest this month:

I think I’ll just sit here and waste oxygen all day.

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Hot Jokes 💥

17 folks are currently checking 👀

My brain has too many tabs open.

22 folks are currently checking 👀

Twitter is like a psych ward with no staff.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

I really thought impromptu dance-offs were going to be more common.

16 folks are currently checking 👀

Stay an extra hour in the office and no one cares. Arrive a few minutes late and everyone loses their minds.

16 folks are currently checking 👀

The Christmas tree I’ve had up all year makes a lot more sense now.

8 folks are currently checking 👀

I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people.

15 folks are currently checking 👀

You should be allowed to speed if good music is playing.

20 folks are currently checking 👀

That place is so crowded; nobody goes there anymore.

10 folks are currently checking 👀

A good substitute for love and and personal fulfillment is a big bowl of fries.

18 folks are currently checking 👀

Most earthquakes could have been an email.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

231 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,500

Funny Quotes Topics

17,568

Funny Quotes Images

15,500

Updated

Jan 6, 2026

Users Online

3,602

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇾🇪 has shared:

I don’t even know what I’d do if a sailor called me a landlubber. I’d probably lose my cool.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has bookmarked:

Petition to lower the retirement age. I’m tired now.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has copied:

I need a leaf blower, but for people.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has downloaded:

Hey (with the intention of going to sleep).

Someone from 🇰🇮 has shared:

People keep wishing January was over like the worst month of the year isn’t coming up next. Thats like wishing someone would stop arguing with you and just punch you in the face.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has viewed:

Offering friendship as a consolation prize for a failed romantic connection attempt is absolutely cruel.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has copied:

“Machines will soon be as smart as people.” Ok, but which people?

Someone from 🇲🇳 has shared:

If you bought 1 Bitcoin ten years ago, it would now be worth 1 Bitcoin. Let that sink in.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has downloaded:

I don’t know the difference between “gray” & “grey” and I’m too scared to even ask.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has viewed:

Today, I changed a light bulb and walked into a bar. My life is a joke.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Reddit:

I woke up from a deep sleep in a panic thinking I was late for work. Thankfully, I was already there.

Shared recently on Instagram:

I let my cat smell every wine I drink so she can get a job as a sommelier and help pay my rent.

Spreading quickly via WeChat:

Establish dominance by eating a salad in front of your indoor plants.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

What’s wrong, babe? You’ve hardly touched my mixed signals.

Spotted on Telegram:

This gratitude journal looks a lot like a grocery list.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

I’m so single right now, I can’t even spell relayshaunship.

Broadcasted on Messenger:

I’m officially at the age where I enjoy when people cancel plans.

Trending via Discord:

Mrs. Doubtfire is my favorite movie about violating a custody agreement.

Making waves on Threads:

Job interviewer: Where do you see yourself in 5 years? Me: I would say my biggest weakness is listening.

Just landed via X:

Back in the good old days, we didn’t have to trim our toenails, they just got wore down naturally from running from dinosaurs.

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