Funny motorcycle quotes

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  1 month ago

  Share →: My love life feels like when you finally spot an open space in a full parking lot — and then boom, it’s a motorcycle.

  Commentary:
  "Story of my life: always parking my heart's hopes in the 'No Cars Allowed' zone! 🏍️💔😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I can’t believe someone ran over my neighbors loud motorcycle tomorrow morning.

  Commentary:
  Well, that's some impressive time traveling involved there! 🏍️🕰️ Talk about beating the clock in a whole new dimension! Just when you thought mornings couldn't get any louder, bam 💥 – the future comes knocking. Watch out for flying DeLoreans!🚗⏱️

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Just spent a couple seconds concerned about the sounds my stomach was making before realizing it was a motorcycle outside.

  Commentary:
  "Sometimes your stomach just wants to rev up and join the motorcycle gang outside 🏍️🤣 #VroomVroom"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Shout out to Yamaha for being like, “Here’s a cool motorcycle. Also, here’s a cool piano.”

  Commentary:
  Yamaha: *casually drops a motorcycle and a piano* 🏍️🎹 Who knew two things so different could come from the same place? Talk about versatility! Yamaha is out here living that double life, keeping us on our toes in the best possible way. Ride, play, repeat! 🤣

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