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Someone from 🇩🇯 has viewed:

I’ve left my past behind me, so if I owe you money, sorry, I’ve left it behind me.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has viewed:

Beginning of August is always wild because it’s peak summertime, but the veil is so thin, like it’s Halloween.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has copied:

My therapist says he can’t take any more of my talk and that I should join a group. So, here I am.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has shared:

In England “booster shot” is spelled “borchestershire shot”.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has viewed:

I don’t know why everyone wants love like in the movies. A movie is only 2 hours.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has bookmarked:

I have found that there is usually a lot of day left at the end of my patience.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has downloaded:

My first mistake was leaving the womb.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has bookmarked:

Twitter can teach you a lot of lessons. Grammar is not one of them.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has downloaded:

Body: Okay, sleepy time. Brain: Okay, thinky time.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has downloaded:

Pizza should be free for anyone having a bad day.

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Just shared via WeChat:

“I asked Grok.” “I asked ChatGPT.” Well, I asked R2D2, and he said you’re a loser.

Seen just now on Twitch:

I want to live in a world where the plural of moose is mooses.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

The secret to being able to buy whatever you want is not wanting much.

Going viral on Facebook:

The internal struggle between wanting to be productive and just wanting to nap all day.

Going viral on WeChat:

Whoever has my voodoo doll, please make it study.

Shared recently on Discord:

Everyone’s a gangster until it’s time to pronounce Worcestershire Sauce.

Just shared via Discord:

I’m developing a new fragrance for introverts. It’s called: “Leave me the fuh cologne”.

Spreading quickly via Facebook:

I love when my friends have quiet boyfriends. Like, girl, your dog is so good, sis.

Trending via Slack:

Shout-out to my embarrassingly squeaky ass bed frame that makes me sound more popular than I actually am to my neighbors.

Making waves on Messenger:

I wonder if Mary and Joseph hated putting away the Christmas stuff as much as I do.

Funny Mount Everest quotes

Funny Mount Everest quotes 🏔️ bring a hilarious twist to the world’s tallest peak! Whether you’re dreaming of climbing or just love mountain memes, these witty sayings will make you chuckle 😂 while reaching new heights of humor. Perfect for adventurers, thrill-seekers, or anyone who appreciates a good laugh at extreme altitude! Ready to summit the fun? Let’s dive into some mountaintop humor! 😄🎒

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When I die, throw me on Mount Everest so it looks like I was trying to do something.

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Climbing Mount Everest looks super boring and dumb. You just walk uphill, are cold and at the brink of death. No thanks.

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If I climbed all the way to the top of Mount Everest and looked up, then I’d finally see the top of our family’s weekly laundry pile.

2 weeks ago

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81 shares on X this month:

Switching between brainrot and deep intellectual talks is a skill that only a few acquire.

25 shares on Telegram this month:

I stay up late every night, regret it in the morning, and the next day I do it all over again.

54 shares on Slack this month:

Crazy part about being an overthinker is most times you right.

41 shares on Reddit this month:

I bought a robot vacuum today. Named it “Dustbin Bieber”.

72 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Called in, “I’m a time traveler. I came in today yesterday.”

95 shares on WhatsApp this month:

For my birthday, I want everyone to delete whatever old version of me they have in their head— it expired.

59 shares on Reddit this month:

There are two classes of travel: first class and with children.

15 shares on Messenger this month:

God knew I’d be too powerful if He made me not annoying to women.

91 shares on YouTube this month:

Having your own apartment by yourself is so funny, cause I really just swept the whole place naked.

36 shares on Messenger this month:

What I learned from Covid is that it’s basically possible to do all your work from home while drunk.

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An apple a day may keep the doctor away, but some silly a day keeps the boredom at bay.

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Update on my fitness journey: My wife just handed me a bag of apples at the market and said, “careful, it’s heavy.”

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I met the real Santa tonight, and he said you’re all in trouble.

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Are French bulldogs actually French? They seem kinda Puerto Rican.

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I don’t know what’s more fun—grocery shopping or making the old men blush by asking if these melons look ripe.

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If you want to make God laugh, inhale some helium then tell Him your plans.

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Forever grateful that thought bubbles aren’t a real thing.

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For as long as that song was, you’d think the Ghost Busters would have mentioned their phone number at least once.

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Website: We use cookies to improve performance. Me: Same.

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If you’re doing Dry January, please, please, keep it to yourself. Nobody cares, and you’re probably even more boring without alcohol.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇹🇻 has bookmarked:

I’m going to bed, everyone. Try to keep it down.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has bookmarked:

Online dating is stupid because scent is such an important factor of attraction.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has downloaded:

This gum has my stomach convinced food is coming.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has bookmarked:

Never go to bed angry. Stay up and finish the argument like an adult.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has viewed:

Christmas can be really hard for single people. Everyone else is having a brilliant time and we have to hide the fact that every day is like that for us.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has bookmarked:

Meteorologist: It’s going to get even hotter. Me, on fire: WHAT?

Someone from 🇰🇪 has downloaded:

Denying the existence of anyone that annoys me.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has bookmarked:

I received a DM telling me that I’ve offended some of you. I’m truly sorry; I meant to offend all of you.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has shared:

If you can figure out how to configure your default state to be slightly amused rather than slightly annoyed, you pretty much enter God Mode.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has downloaded:

I’m the product of too much television and zero supervision.

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via Facebook:

If you’re a dude and you’re having a bad day, just remember, no one cares.

Making waves on X:

At my age, “getting lucky” means walking into a room and remembering what you came in there for.

Live now on Discord:

How you conduct yourself when using plastic wrap is the real you.

Making waves on YouTube:

Establish dominance over your children by whining louder.

Spotted on X:

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.

Trending via YouTube:

Coffee is just goth water.

Shared recently on WeChat:

It would be cool if, after you died, you could see the top 5 times you almost died.

Broadcasted on Messenger:

Hey, we’re calling off the search party. We found a different guy out there we like more.

Going bananas on Pinterest:

The phone is the most evil screen. The computer is somewhat evil, but less so than the phone. The TV is benevolent.

Trending via Instagram:

I love my new crockpot. Now we can wait longer to eat my horrible cooking.

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