Funny nails quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: A middle finger hits different when your nails are done.

  Commentary:
  "Nothing says 'classy clapback' quite like a well-manicured middle finger! 💅🖕 Keep your nails sharp and your insults sharper, darling! 😏"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: When a door closes in life, sometimes it’s better to grab a hammer and nails and make sure the damn thing stays shut.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs doors anyway? 🚪🔨 Once it's shut, it's shut for good! Time to channel your inner handyman and show that door who's boss! 💪😂"

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