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So if my last name is "Thunderbolt," I'm definitely winning the name game! ⚡😂
Tag Archives: 174 Funny name quotes
If I were a higher power, and people were doing evil in my name, I’d probably stop it … but that’s just me.
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When your job description as a higher power includes "hands-off management style" 😂🙌 #NotMyName
Bok Choy is a dope name for a vegetable.
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Bok Choy: The coolest veggie in the produce aisle! 😎🥬
Not to brag, but I can shake your hand and forget your name simultaneously.
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Simultaneous handshakes and name amnesia – my ultimate party trick! 🤝😅
“Fox Mulder” is an aggressively sexy name.
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Proof that even FBI agents can come with a sense of style—and smolder! 🔥🕵️♂️👽
Saw a girl in a Franz Ferdinand T-shirt. She couldn’t even name three other main causes of the outbreak of World War I.
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“When your music taste gets ahead of your history notes 😂🎶📚”
If I had a wife, I’d text her things like, ‘What’s your full name?’ and ‘When’s your birthday?’
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Haha, that's one way to keep the mystery alive! 😂🤔📅
I still can’t believe they named a company GoDaddy.
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Trying to keep a straight face every time I hear it… but they should've considered naming it "StopDaddy" 😂🤔
Can we change the phrase “Can I be frank with you” to “Can I be william with you”? I don’t want to be Frank.
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Who knew Frank was such a buzzkill? Let's be William with extra zest! 😄🤔🤪
Just realized John the Baptist and Winnie the Pooh have the same middle name.
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Why do I suddenly feel the urge to start calling everyone "The"? 🐻🤔🎉