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Chickens only make one sound, because they can’t think outside the bawks.

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Parents be like, “I gave you everything I had,” and by everything, they meant the collector’s edition boxed set of mental illness.

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Sorry I’m late. I was in the car waiting for my song to end.

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Where have you been all of my life and can you please go back there?

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Wolves should really raise more people.

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Sometimes I just want someone to hug me and say “I know it’s hard, but you’ll be okay. Here’s a coffee and a million dollars.”

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If I ever look at my phone in the middle of a conversation with you, I’m not reading a text; I’m just looking up the definition of a word I just used a bit too confidently.

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Relationship rule: If the woman has told something and the man doesn’t remember, the man hasn’t listened. If the man has told something and the woman doesn’t remember, the man has never told it.

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The only thing I love more than an open mind is an open bar.

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Mr. Beast is like if they made Dubai into a person.

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Ghost stories sound way scarier with an English accent.

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Shopping at the dollar store makes me feel rich and poor all at the same time.

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I’m only here while I wait for that Nigerian prince to follow through on his end of the bargain.

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Sometimes all you need is a Saturday to sleep, eat, and do absolutely nothing else all day.

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After Michael Jordan joined a religious order, he was known as Air Friar.

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There’s something so spiritual about new life. When I look my baby nephew in the eyes, I can’t stop thinking about how amazing it will be to connect with him on LinkedIn.

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Don’t ring my doorbell unless you’re accompanied by a camera crew and holding balloons and a big check.

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You don’t scare me, you’re not my kid noticing her sibling got a bigger slice of cake.

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A fitness trainer showed me the proper way to inhale and exhale and then got pissed when I told her she had nice breaths.

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Things went well until the evil supermarket people hid my favorite products in new places.

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Funny nighttime routine quotes

Funny nighttime routine quotes 🌙✨ bring a hilarious twist to your end-of-day rituals! Whether you’re a midnight snacker 🍕, a pajama enthusiast 🛌, or a serial phone scroller 📱, these witty lines capture the quirks of winding down. Get ready to laugh, relate, and maybe even rethink that bedtime routine—all while cozying up under the stars! 🌟😴

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“Well, at least things can’t get any worse” has turned out to be a failure of my imagination.

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Life is weird and then you die.

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Dear brain, please finally learn the difference between hunger and boredom. I’m getting fat.

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Nobody told me that it takes 1-2 business days to put a snow outfit on a toddler.

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Dog barking like an angry baby, baby crying like an angry dog.

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“Girls just want to have fun!” No, I want one million dollars cash.

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Life stopped being real after 2019 anyways.

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Going to hack Kanye’s account and make him post something normal.

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I don’t wanna be dramatic but the work week continuously restarting is literally ruining my life.

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The way I forget stuff at my age, I just know it is over for me after 50.

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You are only young once. After that you have to think up some other excuse.

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When people don’t drink coffee, it’s like, okay, but how do you solve the problem of being awake?

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Me at war: You guys mind if I leave a bit early today?

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Love when plans get canceled. It’s like getting a snow day as an adult.

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My body is in shock this morning from having to wake up early and wear hard pants.

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If I ever go missing, check the snack aisle. I’m probably just deciding.

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It’s hard to sleep knowing that cake is in the fridge.

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Technology has really helped me waste my time efficiently.

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Twitter is basically everyone’s therapist’s couch.

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The reason I stay up late is because I don’t want my free time to end, and tomorrow to start.

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