Funny ninja quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I suppose the supreme discipline for ninjas is sneaking up with flip flops.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the sound of silence amplified by flip flops – the ultimate paradox for ninjas! 🤫👣 Imagine a stealthy assassin trying to sneak up on you with the rhythmic clack-clack-clack of flip flops. 🙊👡 Maybe they're training for the "Ninja Summer Edition"! 🔥😂

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  5 months ago

  Share →: How coked up was the guy that came up with Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles?

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  Oh, you know the guy was on a whole new level of pizza-loving inspiration when he invented those heroes in a half shell! 🍕🐢 Probably had a vision of radioactive ooze and martial arts skills mixed with a side of extreme caffeine boost! 🐢💥 Just another day in the wild world of creativity, right? 🎨

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Mad that so many renaissance artists were named after ninja turtles.

  Commentary:
  "Renaissance art lovers be like: Leonardo da Vinci, Raphael, Donatello, and Michelangelo… Was Splinter their art instructor?! 🎨🐢 #TeenageMutantArtists"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: When someone touches my phone, I automatically turn into a ninja.

  Commentary:
  "Handle my phone with caution, or I might just ninja chop your hand away! 📱💥🥋 #PhoneProtectionNinja"

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