353 funny nostalgia quotes - Page 7 - Wordgag

Where did you come from, Where did you go, Where did you come from, Pokémon Go.

May 22, 2026

Shout out to the dude who flipped me off in traffic. Making me feel all nostalgic for California, thank you.

May 22, 2026

I remember owning a mobile device as a kid, it was called my bike.

May 22, 2026

I wanna be 14 again and ruin my life differently. I have some new ideas.

May 22, 2026

Legos are too expensive nowadays. They should go back to costing as much as they did when my parents paid for them.

May 22, 2026

Every girl is defined by their one lost love. And by that I mean the one fast food item that was discontinued without warning, subsequently ruining their life.

May 22, 2026

Men don’t eject their eyes from their sockets and yell awooga anymore.

May 22, 2026

On the whole, people are getting smarter. I remember when they had to put “The End” on the screen, so people would know the movie was over.

May 22, 2026

I love how all the movies about teenagers have to be set in the 90s or earlier otherwise we’d just be watching kids on their phones for two hours.

May 22, 2026

If you’re ever wondering what to do in an uncomfortable situation, just think “What would teenage me do?” And then do the opposite of that.

May 22, 2026

Every day Facebook tells me I have memories and wants to show them to me. It’s like they have no appreciation for the cost or the amount of liquor I needed to erase them.

May 22, 2026

I’m so vulnerable to nostalgia. The sun will go down and I’ll be like: “Wow… remember when the sun was up… I miss who I was then”

May 22, 2026

Remember when we used to jump out of the swings? Those knees were fresh, fresh out the box.

May 22, 2026

I belong to the generation that repaired the TV with a single blow to the casing.

May 22, 2026

I rode around the block on my bike for the first time in years and now I understand why Lance Armstrong took performance enhancing drugs.

May 22, 2026

I remember when asking someone if they were on X meant something completely different.

May 22, 2026

In a previous life I may have been a carrier pigeon, in that all I ever think about is going home.

May 22, 2026

I’m gonna put “CEO of Blockbuster Video” on my resume because who are they gonna call to confirm?

May 22, 2026

The new generation will never know what heartbreak feels like with wired headphones that have a loose connection.

May 22, 2026

When I was a child, my social network was called ‘outside’.

May 22, 2026

The real reason for global warming is that today’s young people are nowhere near as cool as we were back then.

May 22, 2026

The good old days, when you didn’t have to charge your watch and it didn’t constantly remind you how fat you were.

May 22, 2026

I’m so old, I used to cry as a child because I fell off my skateboard or bike, not because I didn’t have wifi.

May 22, 2026

Look, 80’s kids went from Inspector Gadget to Terminator so we have a lot of mixed feelings about technology.

May 22, 2026

Back in the good old days, we didn’t have to trim our toenails, they just got wore down naturally from running from dinosaurs.

May 22, 2026

Do married people watch Gen Z dating and feel like they caught the last chopper out of Nam?

May 22, 2026

Before social media, you could just completely forget that somebody existed. Good times.

May 22, 2026

Young people are too young nowadays. Back in the good old days, young people were my age.

May 22, 2026

I only go on LinkedIn to see what my coworkers looked like 15 years ago.

May 22, 2026

For as long as that song was, you’d think the Ghost Busters would have mentioned their phone number at least once.

May 22, 2026

Memories are a bit fuzzy – but regrets? They’re in 8K and Dolby Vision.

May 22, 2026

You can never really “own” earbuds. You just have to appreciate the time you had together.

May 22, 2026

Remember when we had to smack the TV cause it wasn’t coming in clearly? I feel that way about too many people.

May 22, 2026

I hate when an old man tries to friend me on Facebook and then I realize we went to high school together.

May 22, 2026

Everyone’s gangsta until grandma grabs that wooden spoon.

May 21, 2026

My running speed is very slow because the Discman wasn’t allowed to shake in the past.

May 21, 2026

I made all my money in the 80s selling Rubik’s Hammers. They were for those cubes that thought they were smarter than you.

May 21, 2026

Just emerged from my Y2K bunker. Everybody okay?

May 21, 2026

I can’t wait until my kids have a place of their own so I can come barging through their door and say “what’s for dinner? I don’t like that. Can you give me money for McDonald’s?”

May 21, 2026

Remember when you were a kid, you slept on the couch and without saying anything you found yourself in your bed. Now you sleep in your bed and if you say anything, you end up on the couch.

May 21, 2026