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  • I’m not being smart, I’m just a skilled trained professional in pointing out the obvious.

    Commentary:
    “Well, if pointing out the obvious was an Olympic sport, you’d definitely be taking home the gold medal! Keep up the good work, Captain Obvious!”

  • My boss wants me to train some other employees so it’s pretty obvious he has no idea I am completely incompetent.

    Commentary:
    “Oh the irony! 🤣 Training others when you yourself are unsure of what you’re doing sounds like a recipe for office comedy! 🤷‍♂️ Who knows, maybe your boss thinks your incompetence adds a special ‘charm’ to the training sessions! 😄 #FakeItTillYouMakeIt”

  • Having now listened to the entire song, I have to say there’s some obvious internal disagreement as to what the Hokey Pokey is all about.

    Commentary:
    Oh, it sounds like they’re really trying to figure out if it’s all about putting your left foot in or your right foot out 🤔🕺 Maybe they should turn themselves around to find some clarity! Sounds like a real twist in the storyline!🔄😄

  • It’s obvious now that democracy is a busted flush and that in future politicians should be selected via several rigorous rounds of Taskmaster.

    Commentary:
    “Democracy might be feeling a bit flushed lately… 💸🚽 But hey, who needs voting when we can have politicians battle it out Taskmaster-style? 🏆💪 Who can balance the budget while wearing a chicken suit? 💸🐔 #TaskmasterElections”

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