98 Funny older quotes

• You can’t keep running away from your problems, you’re getting older and your kids are getting faster.

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• The older I get, the more I walk like Charlie Chaplin.

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• Getting older means talking to less people and complaining about more people.

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• As you get older you become all of the seven dwarfs.

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• When I was a kid I would say I’m whatever age and a half because I wanted to be older. Now I say I turned 40 a few years ago.

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• I find that age is just a number, and the older you get, the number you get.

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• The older I get, the more I understand why deer run in front of cars.

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• The older I get, the less surprised I’d be if a random body part just fell off one day.

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  3 months ago

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