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Someone from 🇳🇱 has downloaded:

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has viewed:

Shoulda named my daughter Calculus cause damn she’s complicated.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has copied:

Everyone gives pleasure in some way, one when they enter a room, the other when they leave it.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has downloaded:

Messed up and threw a surprise party for my minimalist friend. Now 25 of us are hiding behind the granite orb.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has copied:

Turns out “V for Vendetta” is not an educational movie and it won’t teach your kids the alphabet.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has shared:

The date abruptly ended over a disagreement on how to pronounce Gnocchi.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has downloaded:

What is rizz if not swag persevering?!

Someone from 🇩🇴 has copied:

I saw an ad for the ultimate dog bed, but my dogs already have the ultimate dog bed. It’s called my bed.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has copied:

No matter how messed up your situation is, someone on Reddit’s already lived it, cried about it, and made a 3-part update with screenshots and farmed 12k upvotes.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has downloaded:

I’m a red flag, but the material is quality.

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Just landed via Snapchat:

The worst part about re-watching Home Alone is you just know Kevin’s parents bought this house for like $250K.

Just shared via TikTok:

A new year resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other.

Making waves on Messenger:

Welcome to your parents’ house, where the wifi password is fEtbqP2LVp3U6Hkh

Shared recently on Twitch:

A flat stomach is one of the best accessories.

Making waves on Threads:

Hannibal Lecter didn’t have to be a serial killer, he was scary enough as a foodie.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

“I’m in a really good place right now, not mentally. I’m just indoors with air conditioning.”

Just shared via Threads:

I wish someone would light up the way Siri does when I say, “Hey.”

Trending via Threads:

And no thanking Jesus unless he actually shows up at the ceremony.

Seen just now on Threads:

My doctor told me I should try anger management classes, and I’m still really pissed at him about it.

Trending via LinkedIn:

As a teen: secretly drinking in the park with friends. As an adult: secretly drinking in the park with squirrels.

Funny paintings quotes

Funny paintings quotes bring a splash of humor 🎨😄 to the art world, turning masterpieces into moments of laughter! Whether you’re an artist or an art lover, these witty lines add color and fun to creativity. Get ready to smile, giggle, and see paintings in a whole new light 🌈🖌️—because art doesn’t always have to be serious!

New funny paintings quotes 👇

The paintings I always like the most in museums are the ones that have a bench.

3 weeks ago

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have one of those big paintings with the eyeholes cut out, but I don’t have anyone to spy on, so I just watch TV through it.

4 weeks ago

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How did they get kids to pose for oil paintings? Mine won’t sit still for 4 seconds for a family photo.

1 month ago

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We need to stop telling AI that it’s paintings are bad. That’s how Hitler got started.

1 month ago

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Social Media Stars ⭐

92 shares on Snapchat this month:

The best part about getting added to a group chat is leaving two weeks later.

71 shares on X this month:

I hope all of you get laid and not laid off this year. Amen.

13 shares on Threads this month:

Cleaning out your camera roll is like the biggest chore ever.

45 shares on Facebook this month:

Spongebob wouldn’t even mess with some of y’all. But he’d hang out with me because my heart is pure, and I like to laugh a lot.

90 shares on Twitch this month:

It’s interesting growing up and discovering that most adults are not that clever. I had my suspicions as a kid but I didn’t think the situation was this dire.

11 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Always stay crazy. Otherwise you’ll go crazy.

31 shares on Instagram this month:

Age is just a number that you keep off of Facebook after 35.

85 shares on Telegram this month:

1994: I can’t wait to see what the world is like in 30 years. 2024: God no.

97 shares on LinkedIn this month:

My car accidentally drove to a burger shop again. I hate when it does that.

96 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I want this laziness removed from my body.

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It’s so embarrassing when you make a silly face at a baby, and they do not care at all.

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I’m a single issue voter. I’m single and it’s an issue.

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Netflix had enough cash to buy Warner Bros., but cried poor when we shared passwords with our mom.

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I didn’t lose a girlfriend, I gained an enemy.

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Most people think that I’m arrogant, but who cares what peasants think.

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Starting a new life today, bye.

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Goodbye, August, don’t let the door hit you on the way out.

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I’m an over-explainer (I explain things too much).

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Hair is unwashed, so I obviously feel like I’m fundamentally unlovable.

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Horror movies should add bloopers, so after watching the main film, you’ll be able to sleep.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇸🇿 has shared:

Hello! I’m Britain’s greatest spy and my catchphrase is: I tell you my real surname, then my real forename, then my real surname again, in case you missed it.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has viewed:

There should be a Mad Max movie that reveals the world outside Australia has actually remained pretty normal.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has viewed:

Might mess around and reply, “That sounds like a you problem,” to every work email today.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has copied:

Lowkey wanna fall in love, but Monday to Friday is work, Saturday is laundry, Sunday is mental prep for Monday. The butterflies in my stomach are actually decomposing.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has viewed:

“Thank you for choosing Amtrak.” No problem. There are no other trains.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has viewed:

I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has copied:

Male barista called me “my love” yesterday and didn’t say it today… getting mixed signals and feeling really upset.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has viewed:

When I was a kid I thought shrimp cocktails had alcohol in them and I thought it was such a weird way to get drunk.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has viewed:

Please help my husband and I decide on dinner. We’ve narrowed it down to “It doesn’t matter” and “It’s your turn to choose”.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has bookmarked:

I’m so lazy, I let my battles pick me.

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Men have nice skin because they stress out everyone but themselves.

Just shared via X:

I stay away from beef-flavored cat food. At no point could Sylvia realistically bring down a cow, and I don’t need that kind of ego in the house.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

This summer I’m going cicada mode: emerging briefly from my house and being really loud until I find a mate.

Going bananas on Pinterest:

When two people argue online I believe whoever spells correctly.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

I love how every website has a “Keep me signed in on this computer” button and it’s just straight up bullshit.

Making waves on Telegram:

If it walks like a duck and talks like a duck, you’re drunk. Ducks don’t talk.

Going viral on YouTube:

Wild how we don’t get a public holiday for Wrestlemania, but okay.

Spotted on YouTube:

A gentleman opens doors and brings flowers. A man smacks your ass and pulls your hair. A soulmate does both.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

Some people peak in high school. I peaked when I realized I never had to see them again.

Spotted on Snapchat:

I remember when a computer didn’t automatically connect to the internet, it used to make a screaming noise. We should have listened.

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