Funny paintings quotes

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  2 months ago

  Share →: The paintings I always like the most in museums are the ones that have a bench.

  Commentary:
  Ah, yes, the art of finding a bench in a museum – truly a masterpiece within a masterpiece! 🖼️🪑 Who knew that sitting down could enhance one's appreciation of fine art? Perhaps the true masterpiece is the bench itself, offering tired museum-goers a moment of respite in the midst of cultural contemplation. 🎨🤣

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  5 months ago

  Share →: have one of those big paintings with the eyeholes cut out, but I don’t have anyone to spy on, so I just watch TV through it.

  Commentary:
  Just imagine the scene: lurking behind a big painting with eyeholes, hoping for some thrilling espionage, but ending up just watching reality TV… Truly a cutting-edge form of surveillance! 🕵️‍♂️📺 #SpyingOnMyNetflixQueue

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  5 months ago

  Share →: How did they get kids to pose for oil paintings? Mine won’t sit still for 4 seconds for a family photo.

  Commentary:
  🎨 "Ah, the mysteries of parenting through the ages! It seems the trick to getting kids to pose for oil paintings was a mix of bribery, patience, and perhaps a good old staring contest with the painter! 🖼️ Definitely a different level of 'hold that smile' endurance compared to modern family photos, right?" 🤣

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  5 months ago

  Share →: We need to stop telling AI that it’s paintings are bad. That’s how Hitler got started.

  Commentary:
  "Let's not trigger the rise of an AI dictator with hurt feelings! 🤖🎨 #AIArtMatters #BeKindToAI"

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