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Jan 28, 2025
Share →: Not looking for a sugar daddy, but something more of a pay pal.

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"Seeking a pay pal over a sugar daddy – because who needs roses when you can have direct deposits? 💰💸 #SecureTheBag #ModernLove"

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You can tell a lot about someone by the stuff you make up in your head about them.

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I’m so good at missing early morning meetings, I can do it with my eyes closed.

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Listen to your body? The body that craves a lethal amount of Kinder Bueno?

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I did some soul searching last night. I’m happy to report I still have one.

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I’m proud of myself because, despite having so many expenses, I still manage to add more.

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Thank you for contacting the abyss. Your scream is very important to us.

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Candy companies will look you straight in the eye and lie about how they know what a banana tastes like.

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I miss my kids the most when they go to bed and the mosquitoes go after me because they have no other options.

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Petition to change the name of rice cakes to something else as they are 100% rice and 0% cake and I’m tired of all the gaslighting.

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Having little kids is great because I love spending hundreds of dollars each week to feed my floor and my trash can.

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Stop being so boyfriendable if you can’t be my boyfriend.

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The longer I stay home, the more homeless I look.

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This cop is parked illegally behind me with his lights on. I’m going to say something.

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Savannah is one of the only girl’s names that’s also a significant “biome”.

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I could win awards for having a bad memory. In fact, I probably did. How would I know.

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I don’t remember what I wanted to be when I grew up, but I’m pretty sure it wasn’t a broke, stressed-out, over-thinker with no clothes that fit.

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TikTok? I still call it a watch.

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I always carry a knife with me in case I run into someone with 10,000 spoons.

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Reading is a gateway drug to being less stupid.

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I want Wolverine claws. Not for violence or anything. I want them for easing my way through reality. Like opening an Amazon package.

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By day I am just a regular loser, by night I am the same loser only it’s nighttime.

I won’t bore you with my problems because all of my problems are fascinating.

Fitness influencer: It’s important to listen to your body. Body: You’re old. And you want lasagna.

Accidentally said I was on a diet instead of in a calorie deficit, and now everyone knows I’m from the 1900s.

Some people are living proof that brain failure does not immediately lead to death.

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When I was in elementary school, we learned about a shape called a rhombus, and that was the last time I ever heard about that shape ever again.

Worst feeling in the world is when you are loyal to all your girlfriends but your favorite one is cheating on you.

Got me some lemons now for the cold. I hope the tequila helps.

When someone is in a Christmas eve panic, I always find that “well, maybe you should have thought of that sooner” is a helpful phrase.

If you get hangovers, it’s because you drank the beers with impure intentions and heavy karmic debt.

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Being an adult is getting excited about buying new appliances.

Sorry for the things I said when the internet was down for 10 minutes.

Even wild things have slow mornings.

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Where do cicadas go when they’re not screaming? I’d like to go there and scream.

Conflicts may arise but always remember to be the bitter person.

I’m not lazy. I just give my couch the love it deserves.

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