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Someone from 🇳🇷 has downloaded:

Diarrhea. Having it. Spelling it. Everything about it is shit.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has downloaded:

Good luck to everyone out there trying to gather enough energy to function this week.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has viewed:

Trying to squeeze in more nothingness today, but my schedule is already packed with procrastination!

Someone from 🇬🇳 has copied:

‘Tis the season to wrap objects in colorful paper with the fine motor skills of a T-Rex.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has copied:

My mind is like someone dumped the entire junk drawer on a trampoline.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has bookmarked:

This coffee isn’t working. Think I need holy water.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has copied:

Big city friend is complaining about a 10 minute wait for a subway while I sit here waiting for the rail replacement horse.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has viewed:

I can’t stand when people need constant validation online. Like, comment, and share if you agree.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has shared:

The longest drum solo was 10 hours and 26 minutes and was performed by the child sitting behind me on a flight from LA to Tokyo.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has downloaded:

They say money doesn’t solve all problems, but it will surely solve all of mine.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

218 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,487

Funny Quotes Topics

17,559

Funny Quotes Images

15,487

Updated

Jan 5, 2026

Users Online

3,597

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Discord:

Don’t disrespect me and then be the moral compass on how I respond.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

Screaming into the abyss has lost some of its effectiveness, if I’m being honest.

Just shared via WeChat:

I like to minimize the disappointment by being myself right from the start.

Spotted on Snapchat:

I wish my doctor would put down a little treat to distract me like my vet does for my dog.

Making waves on Reddit:

If Microsoft Edge is brave enough to ask to be your default browser, you can be brave enough to ask that girl out.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Doggy style is out cat style is in. It’s where I let you touch me until I’m satisfied then ignore you and scratch you if you try and touch me again.

Just landed via Instagram:

Unsolicited sandwich pics.

Making waves on WeChat:

I am the proud father of two content providers. I mean children. Two children.

Seen just now on Threads:

Phone dry, no food in the house, I keep dying in my game. I’m such a loser.

Making waves on Instagram:

For security reasons, I highly recommend that you leave one of your children home during the holidays to set elaborate booby traps in case of intruders.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

18 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I’ve never used a semicolon with 100% confidence.

81 shares on WeChat this month:

If they treat you like an option, leave them like a choice, and make your exit as dramatic as a Netflix season finale.

67 shares on Pinterest this month:

Before I die, I’m going to arrange for a friend to take my phone, and after the funeral, text everybody to say “thanks for coming” and other assorted messages of appreciation.

18 shares on Discord this month:

Great minds think alike. Unfortunately, so do stupid ones.

56 shares on Twitch this month:

I will marry a man who treats me delicately as if I’m a gift straight from heaven.

91 shares on WeChat this month:

Don’t check on your introverted friends this time of year. They’re probably turning their lights off and pretending they’re not home.

18 shares on TikTok this month:

Perhaps an evening in the meditation cage will soothe you.

69 shares on Discord this month:

I’m old enough to remember when the hole in the ozone layer killed us all off.

27 shares on YouTube this month:

The gossip in my town is faster than the Wi-Fi.

39 shares on Pinterest this month:

“Nothing beats in-person interaction”. Yeah, with someone I know and love, not Denise from finance.

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Hot Jokes 💥

19 folks are currently checking 👀

The funniest thing about 28 Years Later is that the rest of the world just went “Uhm, anyway!” and carried on as normal, while the Brits live in hell.

23 folks are currently checking 👀

Don’t give up, keep going. There are still so many disappointments waiting for you.

13 folks are currently checking 👀

The feminine urge to say “ouch” when I bump into things that doesn’t even hurt.

15 folks are currently checking 👀

If, I, want to, put, a comma, there, then, I will put, the comma, there.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

Twitter is the most fun you can have on the toilet.

9 folks are currently checking 👀

How is it still this week?

11 folks are currently checking 👀

They’re making me do work at work.

21 folks are currently checking 👀

Adulting is when you realize that all you need is a home, stable income and a peaceful partner.

23 folks are currently checking 👀

I just sneezed and farted at the same time. I think my body just took a screenshot.

22 folks are currently checking 👀

My life changed when I learned some house spiders can’t survive outside, so now I just catch them and release them in a friend’s home.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

218 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,487

Funny Quotes Topics

17,559

Funny Quotes Images

15,487

Updated

Jan 5, 2026

Users Online

3,313

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇦🇴 has downloaded:

We’d all look younger if we just avoided young people.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has downloaded:

I wanted to sleep it off, but insomnia said, “Not tonight, buddy.”

Someone from 🇹🇷 has viewed:

Dua Lipa is a fantastic singer AND Mario’s advice to Luigi when he wants to get on a slightly higher platform.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has shared:

Preparing for my beach vacation by watching Jaws.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has copied:

Men love to show you a YouTube video. It is a sign of deep respect in their culture.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has bookmarked:

McDonald’s is finally promoting good health by making their food unaffordable.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has downloaded:

I hope the aliens aren’t good at basketball. My chances of making it into the NBA are already slim.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has copied:

I just borrowed some money from a cash app, now I’m about to uninstall it.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has copied:

Who you are when you’re stuck behind a slow driver is the real you.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has downloaded:

Remember: when a band skips your city on tour, it is always personal and they always hate you specifically.

Social Media Log 💫

Breaking via TikTok:

I should be able to eat one huge meal a month, like a snake. This every-few-hours shit sucks.

Making waves on Slack:

Life hack: if you run out of treadmill space for your clothes, get a piano.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

Sorry for what I said when I was drunk. I meant every word.

Shared recently on Discord:

“Get a life!” Have you seen some of the lives out there?

Live now on Messenger:

Eternal Sunshine of the Thotless Grind.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Standing like a flamingo at my kitchen counter eating watermelon is such a vibe.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

My IQ used to be higher than my weight, but now I’m fat and dumb.

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

“Fries or salad?” sums up every adult decision you have to make.

Spotted on Instagram:

The only joke my mom ever made was me.

Just shared via Telegram:

If you like true crime stories, I highly recommend the history of the Catholic Church.

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