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Buying a new phone isn’t even satisfying anymore. It’s literally just your old phone with a haircut.

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How old is older? Because I’m still waiting for this wise thing to kick in.

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Of course, because I’m wearing a white shirt, my coffee chose violence.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has shared:

My youngest had a mandatory drugs and alcohol lecture today at school, and he still can’t mix a proper drink.

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Damn, girl, are you Black Friday? Because I’m wondering what your bloody deal is.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has downloaded:

I no longer need an alarm clock because I’m over 40 and have a bladder.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has bookmarked:

Someone said I should think before I speak and I said “eww what a horrible way to live”

Someone from 🇧🇹 has copied:

Calling me ugly isn’t even an insult, because I know already.

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I’m glad nobody can see the face I make when I’ve just started the washing machine and then spot a sock on the floor.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has bookmarked:

Seen an ambulance at the hospital. I hope the doctors are okay.

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Trending via WhatsApp:

I hate when an old man tries to friend me on Facebook and then I realize we went to high school together.

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Pomegranates are worth the mess.

Making waves on X:

I don’t need your flipping advice, I am capable of ruining my life on my own.

Just shared via Pinterest:

“I’m gonna sneak past you.” No you’re not. You’ve alerted me.

Reported on TikTok:

The fastest mammal on earth is the smartass on the web.

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

Going to bed early is easy, going to sleep early is a whole other set of problems.

Shared recently on Facebook:

My hobby is misidentifying dinosaurs so my daughter can correct me.

Going viral on Reddit:

Not to brag, but I skipped my mid-life crisis and went straight to cranky old man.

Just shared via Twitch:

I want to be rich enough where I’m not offended by the price of beef jerky.

Trending via TikTok:

An introvert walked into a bar. Just kidding. The introvert stayed home.

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Someone from 🇪🇪 has bookmarked:

Every weekend has two days: Saturday and It’s Monday Tomorrow.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has copied:

I’m not even doomscrolling anymore; I’m just regular scrolling, and everything’s doomed.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has bookmarked:

Stop normalizing things, we’ll run out of the weird shit.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has copied:

What I’m trying to say is, “Hello, here’s my entire heart and all of my devotion.”

Someone from 🇺🇬 has downloaded:

I like to be alone a lot; it’s nothing personal.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has copied:

Just because I’m up sharing posts at 7 a.m. doesn’t mean I’m up. Don’t call my phone.

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Don’t be fooled by what your kids will eat at someone else’s house.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has downloaded:

Lately life has been all panic no disco.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has downloaded:

I hate when people tell me I need to “get out of my comfort zone,” like I don’t even have a comfort zone; I am literally always uncomfortable.

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Everyday is leg day when you’re running from your problems.

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My name is Bob but my friends don’t call me.

Just landed via TikTok:

I love ketchup from my head to-ma-toes.

Making waves on Messenger:

Cleaning your glasses is like changing from 360p to 1080p.

Trending via Messenger:

I am a person who wants to do a lot of things trapped in the body of a person who wants to sleep a lot.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Who called them cat allergies and not meowlergies?

Making waves on Slack:

God: “You’re all a bunch of bastards and I should never have created you.”

Reported on X:

You know you’re old when you you barely do anything all day, but still need a nap to continue doing barely anything.

Breaking via Discord:

“Stop talking about old drama!” God forbid a girl and her bestie enjoy their history lessons.

Just shared via Threads:

I wonder if Mary and Joseph hated putting away the Christmas stuff as much as I do.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Imagine hating me while I’m just over here being lazy and minding my own business.

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