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Funny peak quotes are the perfect way to add a little 😂 and inspiration 🏔️ to your day! Whether you’re conquering mountains or just climbing through life’s ups and downs, these witty gems will have you chuckling while reaching new heights. Ready to laugh your way to the top? Let’s dive into some peak humor that’s as refreshing as the view from the summit! 🌟😄✨

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“I’ll run it by the boss” is one of the peak boomerisms you can say as a married man. It feels electric.

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Some people peak in high school. I peaked when I realized I never had to see them again.

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I think we just need to accept that the 90’s was our peak as a species.

4 months ago
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Beginning of August is always wild because it’s peak summertime, but the veil is so thin, like it’s Halloween.

4 months ago
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I walk around like everything’s fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off.

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I’m always happy when I come home from shopping and the note on the table reminds me of what I wanted to buy.

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They say there’s no such thing as a stupid question, but then they’ll go and wake you up to ask if you’re asleep.

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I’ve decided to give people an attitude instead of gifts this year.

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Hansel and Gretel weren’t wrong, every bad decision I’ve ever made started with being hungry.

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There’s no way you could go all the way through the desert on a horse with no name, you’d have named it by the end.

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ADHD is: being pretty good at basically anything you want to be, and absolutely terrible at anything you need to do to live.

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People who shower at night are bold enough to assume tomorrow’s even happening.

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Being able to notice that a celebrity unfollowed another celebrity is some seriously jobless behaviour.

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Perks of dating me: you will be the hot one.

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Love is like a bird. Sometimes flying around me but then moving on.

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I’m doing well at accomplishing nothing today and I’m very proud of myself.

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Imagine trying to ruin my day and I ignore you for the rest of my life.

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Inventing the Grinch: “Santa needs a Wario!”

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“I’ll run it by the boss” is one of the peak boomerisms you can say as a married man. It feels electric.

I think we just need to accept that the 90’s was our peak as a species.

Beginning of August is always wild because it’s peak summertime, but the veil is so thin, like it’s Halloween.

All funny peak quotes & images can be used for free for non-commercial purposes 👌

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Paid my rent and slept in every room of my house this week, kitchen and laundry room next.

My husband accidentally locked himself out of the house, and I didn’t hear him knocking until I finished eating the rest of his cheesecake. So weird.

I’ve been doing a lot of thinking recently, and I’ve decided that I really don’t want to do that any more.

Yesterday my husband thought he saw a cockroach in the kitchen. He sprayed and cleaned everything thoroughly. Today I’m putting the cockroach in the bathroom.

I’m cold! That’s not goose bumps anymore, that’s woodchip wallpaper.

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Oops, I accidentally healed too much. I am now uninterested in anyone but mẹ.

If you’re thinking of becoming a parent, just imagine working 6,570 days straight without a day off.

Guy in front of me at the movies was reading the popcorn Wikipedia page while he was eating popcorn.

The term “bisexual” is so confusing. Are you sexual twice a week or once every other week?

Girls actually do love nice guys. It’s just that you’re not as nice a guy as you think you are…

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The toughest part of a diet isn’t watching what you eat. It’s watching what other people eat.

You can’t be everyone’s cup of tea, let them sip on their own bland brew.

My wife and I are going to quit our jobs and travel until we run out of money. I estimate we’ll be home around 9 p.m. tonight.

The best way to contact me is to meet me in my dreams at 3 a.m.

I always set two alarms, one for “Good Intentions Me” and one for “The Real Me”

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I assume fish have beautiful names for eachother, unpronounceable by human tongues.

I intend to live forever. So far, so good.

Breakups are hard, but have you ever been disappointed in the food you ordered?

My head is starting to get dented from hitting rock bottom so often.

Welcome to your 50s, where coffee is the new happy hour and mornings are the new hangover.

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