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Love when a doctor emails me about my “outstanding bill”. If it’s so good, why don’t you pay it?

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The reason my eyes are dilated is because I am so attracted to you, officer.

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If you tell lies about me, I’ll tell the truth about you.

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Don’t you hate it when you buy veggies and when you get them home you realize they’re donuts?

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You should be allowed to miss work if you’re not feeling sexy.

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Naps are like gambling for the tired. You either wake up refreshed or too late to lots of angry texts.

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My career goal is to be able to just delete my LinkedIn account at some point.

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You cannot hurt me. You are not a hip-height table corner.

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I got 3 miles in before breakfast. That’s enough driving for the day.

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I think it’s time I find myself a new inspiration, asking myself “what would Batman do?” gets me in too much trouble.