Funny PhD quotes

The PhD student is someone who foregoes their current happiness in order to forego future happiness.

The PhD student is someone who foregoes their current happiness in order to forego future happiness.

Funny Quotes Feb 3, 2025

Reading for pleasure implies the existence of reading for pain. They're calling it a PhD.

Reading for pleasure implies the existence of reading for pain. They’re calling it a PhD.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Insane that you have to defend yourself at the end of the Ph. D.! Why are you attacking me? I’m so tired.

Insane that you have to defend yourself at the end of the Ph. D.! Why are you attacking me? I’m so tired.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

The good news: once you get a PhD, friends and family will refer to you as doctor. The bad news: They will only do it when you're wrong.

The good news: once you get a PhD, friends and family will refer to you as doctor. The bad news: They will only do it when you’re wrong.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

If GPT-5 will have 'Ph.D.-level intelligence', then GPT-6 will have the intelligence of someone who decided not to get a PhD.

If GPT-5 will have ‘Ph.D.-level intelligence’, then GPT-6 will have the intelligence of someone who decided not to get a PhD.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

Dr. Pepper just unseated Pepsi as the second most popular soda in America. Don't tell me that getting your PhD isn't worth it.

Dr. Pepper just unseated Pepsi as the second most popular soda in America. Don’t tell me that getting your PhD isn’t worth it.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025