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I’m not addicted to Twitter. I’m just a really good listener so I want to know what everyone has to say.

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I’d change my name to laundry if it meant you’d think about doing me every day.

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I’m going to bed, everyone. Try to keep it down.

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I hate how everything is organic now. I miss chemicals.

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I’m writing a book on the joys of drinking beer. So far I’ve been through a lot of drafts.

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DMs full of guys who wouldn’t know what to do with me.

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Have I made bad decisions when I was drunk? Sure. But have the sober ones been any better? Not really.

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I’m a strong, independent woman, but like, against my will.

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That depressing moment when you start your car to go to work and it doesn’t explode.

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“We should get tickets” is as close to a rock concert as I get these days.

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Today, I started a 28-day no-swearing challenge, which I will restart tomorrow.

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When the blood pressure machine comes out for one person, the whole family has to get involved.

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I caught two kids smoking pot outside my office. Fifteen minutes later, my boss caught me and two kids smoking pot outside my office.

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Had salad for the third night in a row and now I get why you’re so angry, vegans.

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Funny PhD quotes bring a hilarious twist to the ups and downs of academic life 🎓😂 From sleepless nights to endless coffee ☕️, these witty lines capture the real struggle (and triumph) of chasing that doctorate. Whether you’re knee-deep in research or just love a good nerdy laugh 🤓, get ready to smile, relate, and maybe even procrastinate a little more! 📚✨

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Met my soulmate again today: mashed potatoes and gravy.

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True luxury is sleeping until you wake up by yourself.

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Wanna come over and see my mis-matched sock collection?

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Tomorrow isn’t promised, so make sure you tell bad people they’re bad.

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We went on a family vacation and it was a terrible experience. It was all whining, complaining, and tantrums. And don’t get me started on what my kids did.

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Single, not sure how to mingle.

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I made a smoothie that needs a spoon.

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Nothing guarantees running into someone you know in public better than looking like a feral animal on two hours of sleep.

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Dogs are man’s best friend because a dog would never blindside you with a group chat.

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Life is too short. Tell his mom what he did to you.

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Your honor, when I said I wanted to be held, I didn’t mean in contempt.

Just landed via X:

“Left alone” would have been the right answer as a child to the question of what I wanted to be when I grew up.

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Having a girlfriend is insane because you can literally go to touch them, and they will let you.

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The main problem is that far too many people have far too easy access to podcast equipment.

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