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Rapunzel, let down your CVS receipt!

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The most disturbing thing about waking up at 4 a.m. is realizing some people do this on purpose so they can exercise.

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You have never experienced true fear until a poster falls off the wall in the middle of the night.

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My friends wife threatened to leave him over his Star Wars collectibles and I was like “divorce is strong in this one”.

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Fuzzy socks on and ready for anything.

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I was going to cause mischief tonight, but I climbed into my bed instead.

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β€œI’m going to try underthinking about a situation, and see if that works.”

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The husband, child, and dog are all snoring. WTF is this?

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Unlocking new levels of iron deficiency.

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Feeling morally and spiritually adrift without a Sunday HBO show.

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When I am calculating any risk, I think to myself: is this first cat life behavior? Or ninth cat life behavior?

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I drink all this water and for what. Just to pee? This planet is a prison.

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After a month away and enough pasta to scare an Italian grandma, I can confirm: too much Parmesan? Never heard of her.

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I like it when it’s raining, because I can hold my umbrella really low and it makes everyone headless.

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I start each day assuming it will be horrible and go from there.

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Have been dipping my toe into doing Pilates, and let me tell you, women are real sickos.

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Pepsi & Coca-Cola can’t even be in the same restaurant… and we want world peace.

Live now on Threads:

Life always has it’s ups and downs. I like to up the music, down the drinks, and then relax and enjoy.

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There has been a British voice in my head saying, β€œBit sad innit,” for the past few weeks.

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Nothing tops a plain pizza.

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Kids should get the last name of whichever parent has more followers.

90 shares on Messenger this month:

Flirting is easy until it’s someone you actually like.

90 shares on Twitch this month:

“Your password is too weak.” OK, well, I created him in my image.

38 shares on LinkedIn this month:

We went on a family vacation and it was a terrible experience. It was all whining, complaining, and tantrums. And don’t get me started on what my kids did.

40 shares on Slack this month:

Venn diagrams. You either love β€˜em or you hate β€˜em. Or you’re somewhere in the middle.

25 shares on Telegram this month:

The best time to start a family fight is now. It gets you out of buying relatives gifts.

17 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I used to be cool, but now I just can’t wait to get on the couch by 7 p.m., in my pajamas, with a quilted blanket.

39 shares on Pinterest this month:

My greatest aspiration is to one day solve a murder on a train.

48 shares on WeChat this month:

Tonight I will make history, by turning off incognito mode.

64 shares on Instagram this month:

There are too many neglected emojis.

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We’re so close to “Let’s circle back next year” season, I can taste it.

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You’re so cultured I’mma start calling you Yogurt.

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For your own sanity, always take mixed signals as a no.

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When I tell my kids I’ll do something in a minute, what I’m really saying is “Please forget.”

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Don’t worry, better days are coming. They are called Friday, Saturday and Sunday.

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Switching between brainrot and deep intellectual talks is a skill that only a few acquire.

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Why is adulthood just bills and wondering what to eat?

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My dream car is a taco truck.

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People should come with warning labels.

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When intelligence meets empathy and kindness, it’s so sexy.

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It’d be nice if my bank account filled up as quickly as my laundry basket.

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The eyes are the windows to the soul. A mustache is the front garden, and the mouth is that big pothole the council should do something about.

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Gonna close my bank account and keep all my money on me, like Sonic the Hedgehog.

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I’m the type of person to go back to sleep and try to finish a dream.

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Bon Jovi must be at least 3/4 of the way there by now.

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You have 8 hours remaining to create shareholder value.

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Everyone is gangster until they’re asked to reveal a β€œfun fact” about themself as part of a work event icebreaker.

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Before the internet, going viral meant your drawing made it to the fridge, and your sibling was furious.

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That bourbon chicken from the mall only tastes good on that toothpick. You order it, and it’s not the same, I swear.

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Normalize throwing lamps at people who need to lighten up.

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Home is where you trust the toilet seats.

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If I got $5 every time I thought of you, I would start thinking of you.

Going viral on TikTok:

“Delusional” ain’t a strong enough word to describe people anymore.

Just landed via Threads:

“Full-time” should be 20 hours max, man. This is ridiculous. I’ve got other stuff to do.

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I was told to be more optimistic so I’ve decided french fries aren’t bad for me.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Unlike smoking, vaping doesn’t reduce your sex drive. It just reduces the sex drive of the people who see you vaping.

Spotted on Discord:

Sex is great, but have you ever started slowly picking up speed after sitting in a traffic jam?

Spotted on Pinterest:

Everyone’s a gangster until they have to say sorry.

Going viral on X:

I live in constant fear that some douchebag is going to show up to a bonfire with a guitar.

Trending via Reddit:

Absolutely love wanting to do a lot of things and ending up not doing even one! Yay.

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