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Someone from 🇳🇷 has bookmarked:

You’re no Sultan of Swing, buddy, you’re hardly a Governor of Groove.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has shared:

Whoever named them fitting rooms has a lot of nerve.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has copied:

Eating trail mix should count as hiking.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has viewed:

I got 99 problems and money could solve at least 69 of them.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has shared:

“Bluetooth or Insane?” is a fun game we all play when we see a lone person speaking out loud in public.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has viewed:

Ask your girlfriend for her ring size and then give her a personalized bowling ball.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has copied:

I can admit that I am intrigued by people weirder than I am.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has shared:

A couple of years ago, the internet was an escape from the real world. Today, the real world is an escape from the internet.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has bookmarked:

I don’t wanna party like it’s 1999, I want to pay my bills like it’s 1999.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has copied:

This year should be named “things I never thought could happen”.

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Just landed via Instagram:

The Bloodhound Gang were very special because its music for 12-year-old boys, but every reference requires you to be 40 years old.

Making waves on Twitch:

Do people still actually eat 3 meals a day, or do we all just survive off of stress and iced coffee?

Just shared via WhatsApp:

I don’t want to be dramatic, but the work week continuously restarting is literally ruining my life.

Shared recently on Twitch:

Nobody supports you like that one internet friend you’ve never met.

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

“I don’t care!”, he posted, again.

Seen just now on TikTok:

My life is a movie, and it has a 47% on Rotten Tomatoes.

Spotted on Snapchat:

Bro, you’re not allowed anymore to have your tongue drop out of your mouth and form a stair case when you see my wife.

Shared recently on X:

Why is there so much day left at the end of my energy?

Live now on WeChat:

When someone sits in the empty seat beside you: flattered yet annoyed. When no one sits in the empty seat beside you: offended yet relieved.

Just shared via Telegram:

Apple juice tastes like it wants to be alcohol, but it’s too shy.

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88 shares on Reddit this month:

Texting a man first feels like I’m on my hands and knees begging him to talk to me.

98 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I don’t understand baby oil. What are we greasing up all those babies for?

60 shares on WeChat this month:

Introverts don’t recharge with sleep, we recharge by being left completely alone for 3–5 business days.

74 shares on YouTube this month:

I have nothing in common with people who “forget to eat”.

28 shares on Instagram this month:

I got so lost there for a minute (several years).

24 shares on Snapchat this month:

At this point, if you buy Tesla, everyone is just going to assume you are a loser.

38 shares on Slack this month:

I don’t want kids, but I do want grandkids. Hoping science finds a way.

45 shares on X this month:

I’m already cold. I know me and my low iron ain’t gonna survive winter.

10 shares on X this month:

Went to an antique show and people started bidding on me.

43 shares on X this month:

My worst fear is dating someone who loves their ex like my exes love me.

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Fasted for 72 hours and gained the ability to whisper to bats.

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Sometimes I wish I was a millennial, so I could talk about sex with my friends.

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Am I the only person who would rather almost fall over carrying the shopping than walk a second time?

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I haven’t tried Yoga, but I bent over to pick up my keys off the floor, so I’m sure I wouldn’t like Yoga.

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When they make a Hate Island, somebody link me.

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Let’s drink some whiskey and say too much.

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I was googling the best time to visit Italy. It is when you have money.

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It’s so hot, I just saw a squirrel fanning its nuts.

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Jesus died for your sins. If you don’t sin then he died for nothing!

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My friends put their kid to bed and then made us ice cream sundaes, which is exactly what I assumed was happening when my parents put me to bed.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇮🇩 has bookmarked:

A piece of chocolate contains just enough energy to take another one.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has copied:

My home security system is just a copy of my paycheck taped to my front door.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has downloaded:

My mom and all her opinions are visiting this weekend.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has viewed:

My life coach traded me.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has bookmarked:

Inventor of pink lemonade: yes, exactly the same, but cute and for the girls.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has viewed:

Stop telling people to grow up. Have you seen adults?

Someone from 🇹🇻 has shared:

I tried selling my soul to the devil, and he said no.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has copied:

Today I choose kindness, but we’ll see, it’s still early.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has downloaded:

I only like when it rains when I’m home.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has viewed:

I’m only grumpy when I’m awake.

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on Facebook:

The question “how is work” really pisses me off. Work is work, bro, I don’t know what else you want me to say.

Trending via Threads:

Women will be like “I know a spot,” and then take you directly to hell.

Trending via Snapchat:

If she has Bukowski on her nightstand, she will devour you.

Spotted on Instagram:

It is kind of inspiring that I messed up my life without drugs, gambling or a troubled youth. People really can do anything.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

I always leave my friends voicemails in case they suddenly decide to be a musician and need an interlude.

Shared recently on Discord:

I want time to watch more films, but I also want time to read more books, but I also want time to look at more nothing.

Spotted on Slack:

Oasis didn’t just write good songs. They wrote the soundtrack for a whole generation.

Spotted on Messenger:

The best essential oils are the ones that drip out of Tacos.

Breaking via WeChat:

Welcome to your 40’s: oh you like surprises? here’s another chin. Surprise!

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but no one in the world is judging you as much as you’re judging yourself. People online: Hold my beer.

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