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PhD
Funny PhD quotes
The PhD student is someone who foregoes their current happiness in order to forego future happiness.
2 months ago
Reading for pleasure implies the existence of reading for pain. They’re calling it a PhD.
3 months ago
Insane that you have to defend yourself at the end of the Ph. D.! Why are you attacking me? I’m so tired.
3 months ago
The good news: once you get a PhD, friends and family will refer to you as doctor. The bad news: They will only do it when you’re wrong.
3 months ago
If GPT-5 will have ‘Ph.D.-level intelligence’, then GPT-6 will have the intelligence of someone who decided not to get a PhD.
3 months ago
Dr. Pepper just unseated Pepsi as the second most popular soda in America. Don’t tell me that getting your PhD isn’t worth it.
3 months ago