Funny pissing quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: “I’ll worry about it next time.” Me pissing off future me.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the classic case of present-you leaving a mess for future-you to deal with! 🕰️🤦‍♂️ Don't worry, future-you is probably off somewhere brewing up a master plan for revenge… 🤨💥 Better watch your back! 🤣👀

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  5 months ago

  Share →: When I die, I want to come back as a speed bump so I can piss people off.

  Commentary:
  "Imagine the satisfaction of causing traffic jams and slow commutes in your afterlife as a rebellious speed bump! 😈🚗 Just make sure to bring your 'Slow Down' sign to complete the look! 😂 #SpeedBumpRevenge"

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