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My five-year plan is to just see what happens.

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You’re supposed to store a treasure in your cleavage that’s why it’s called a chest.

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Just paid my bills. The only thing left on my card is my name and expiration date.

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Gotta find someone you’re thermostatically compatible with. You can’t be a 74 dating a 62.

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I have a condition where if I don’t walk as fast as humanly possible wherever I go, I will die. I’m like the bus in Speed.

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Everyone’s a gangster until their doorbell rings.

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People say I act like I don’t care. It’s not an act.

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Making her wear those remote-controlled vibrating panties in public so I can inform her when I’m tired and want to leave the party.

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The only reason to engage with a neighbor is if either of you is on fire.

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Slowly I realize why Noah only took animals with him.

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I think God’s next test for me should be, “Can he handle a ridiculous amount of money.”

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The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest.

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The older I get, the more I walk like Charlie Chaplin.

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I don’t give people directions. What if no one wants them there?

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Someone from πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡§ has copied:

A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it’s the stupid ones who need advice.

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Lie about the gap in your resume. Tell them you had to help some Hobbits take a ring to Mordor or something.

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Don’t ruin a good sundress by wearing panties.

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Nice to finally get back that hour they stole earlier this year.

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Santa has the right idea: only visit people once a year, eat a snack, leave early.

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If I was an outlaw in the Wild West, my face would be on unwanted posters.

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They should invent a way to delete other people’s posts.

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I don’t understand baby oil. What are we greasing up all those babies for?

Making waves on Twitch:

No one lies more than a parent who says, “We’ll see.” You know we’re not seeing anything.

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Slowly descending into madness. Anyone want anything?

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A big shout-out to all the beekeepers. Our unstung heroes.

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Getting older just means that you have to start eating all the sad foods.

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Somebody should market a beer called β€œOccasionally”. So when asked, I can say, β€œI only drink occasionally”.

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I assume people who bookmark my posts are building a case against me.

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