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Someone from 🇲🇦 has downloaded:

Dude, we’re gonna be treating others how we want to be treated later if you wanna pull up.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has downloaded:

I am just a man, a man who told a woman to calm down, so I guess this is goodbye.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has copied:

Killing with kindness is a murder by compliments.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has downloaded:

My lip gloss used to be poppin’, now it’s my knees.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has shared:

Apologize for the job that you do. It would be nice if you were talented too.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has viewed:

Going out with 38% battery and no boyfriend.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has copied:

Did you ever buy a pack of underwear, take them out, and think, wow, these are huge… then try them on, and they fit perfectly?

Someone from 🇨🇫 has downloaded:

My toxic trait is consistently cutting off the resealable part of the bag of frozen vegetables.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has downloaded:

Yeah, bro, she’s probably just not using her phone right now, for the first time ever in her whole life.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has copied:

I concern myself with the opinions of sheep because they are cute.

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Updated

Feb 3, 2026

Users Online

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Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on X:

I wish tree puns were more poplar.

Broadcasted on Telegram:

Most people have 32 teeth. Some have 10. Simple meth.

Freshly posted on X:

What was the main bloke called in Harry Potter?

Trending via Reddit:

You wish you had this many chins.

Making waves on Reddit:

Being alive and sentient has been the worst thing to have ever happened to me.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

I’m still waiting for the day my parents will say, “It’s all fake, we are millionaires, this was just to teach you to be humble”.

Just landed via WeChat:

I feel like I’ve skipped the whole ‘go out and have fun’ stage and went straight to being an 80-year-old woman.

Going bananas on X:

We’re living in increasingly unfergalicious times.

Spotted on Messenger:

If you have children, you can experience all human emotions before 9 a.m. on Sundays.

Shared recently on YouTube:

Might lay here until someone draws my chalk outline.

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46 shares on Twitch this month:

There is certainly no life on other planets. Otherwise our government would have sent money there long ago.

21 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Pretty cool that we all come together on Christmas and celebrate the birth of Santa.

16 shares on Instagram this month:

Some should judge a little less and look at their lives a little more.

83 shares on Reddit this month:

Your soul is out of balance because you have fallen out of touch with your consumer demographic. Pay more attention to your personalized ads, let them flow through you.

52 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Laxatives help you live up to your full pooptential.

57 shares on Facebook this month:

My chess strategy is eating one of your pieces every time you look away.

92 shares on X this month:

A hot tub is basically a big bowl of human soup.

15 shares on Threads this month:

Fun fact: The US was originally not meant to be a reality TV show.

83 shares on YouTube this month:

I would cry but my makeup is too expensive.

81 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I don’t know what i’m going to be for Halloween, so I’m probably just going to put in a tampon and go as a sexy kite.

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Hot Jokes 💥

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Turns out that ending meetings with “have the day you deserve” has made me some enemies at work.

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Bursting into a million bats the second I see you.

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Life tip: If all of your bathrooms are full and you’re waiting for someone to finish, just turn off the WiFi in the house.

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Lies I tell myself: Just one more cookie. Just one more movie. Just one more minute.

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“Are we still going?” … An introvert’s attempt to cancel.

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I don’t understand all the fuss about ChatGPT – I have teenagers who already know everything.

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Sounds like you are suffering from a lack of vitamin Me.

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Men, why do you still have the boxes your electronics came in?

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Coffee: Because without it I would be a serious danger to society.

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I like people who make me forget that I’m shy.

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Updated

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇹🇷 has shared:

That awkward moment when you’re about to leave work and your boss says “before you go”.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has downloaded:

Every time I have to leave the house and be around people I remember why I hate having to leave the house and be around people.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has downloaded:

Don’t think of it as losing followers, think of it as frustrating bots to the point they go away.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has shared:

Dating now is basically choosing which red flag you’re willing to tolerate.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has copied:

My favorite unit of measurement is smithereens.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has viewed:

I hate it when I take a picture of myself and see 20 years of bad eating habits and no exercise.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has downloaded:

I feel bad for Slash. He bought a goofy hat in like 1986 and now he has to wear it until the day he dies.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has shared:

Sorry for bouncing my leg. I’m not allowed to bash my head into the walls anymore.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has bookmarked:

“Autism didn’t exist until recently!” Have you met old guys who work in hardware stores?

Someone from 🇵🇼 has shared:

Sitting with my legs really wide to experiment with gender.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Pinterest:

Gimme coffee or I’ll sleep amok!

Going viral on Slack:

Who can better express pain and grief and misery than a man with a harmonica?

Seen just now on Discord:

I exaggerated on my job application and said I wanted to work for a living.

Going viral on X:

Some days I feel I’m on top of the world, and other days it feels like the world is on top of me.

Just shared via Instagram:

I either text back right away or never, because I saw your text, replied in my head but forgot to actually type it.

Just shared via Snapchat:

That one friend who has a dangerously loose grasp on food safety.

Just shared via Pinterest:

Coffee, because I don’t have time for a manslaughter charge.

Shared recently on Messenger:

On the whole, people are getting smarter. I remember when they had to put “The End” on the screen, so people would know the movie was over.

Spotted on Threads:

I love befriending yappers. They bring the yapping out of me. Then we yap together. Yapping is so much fun.

Going viral on Threads:

They say an apple a day keeps a doctor away. But what do I need to eat to keep everyone away?

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