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Someone from 🇭🇺 has downloaded:

Women don’t apologize. They sleep naked and let you decide whether you are still angry or not.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has downloaded:

“It’s not that deep!” Well, I have a shovel and I enjoy digging for meaning.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has copied:

I just want what every middle-aged person wants: to remember what it was that I wanted.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has viewed:

One of the main reasons to drink tea is because you can say, ‘Let me put the kettle on,’ and stuff like that.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has copied:

Mentally, I’m in a forest screaming. Physically, I’m answering emails with a fake smile and clenched jaw.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has shared:

Just drafted the drunk text I’m going to send after one drink this weekend.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has copied:

Cowboy outfits should be called ranch dressing.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has bookmarked:

Sometimes I have to remind myself to put down my iPhone, go outside, and judge people in person.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has copied:

Imagine sex with me. No, not like that, you’re doing it all wrong!

Someone from 🇿🇲 has shared:

I eat cake every day because somewhere out there it’s someone’s birthday and I like to celebrate.

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Making waves on Pinterest:

Sometimes I’ll drink a ginger ale and eat a Biscoff cookie and sit up in kind of an unnatural position and pretend I’m on a Delta flight.

Going viral on Snapchat:

If you’re ever wondering what to do in an uncomfortable situation, just think “What would teenage me do?” And then do the opposite of that.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

My ducks are not even remotely in a row. My ducks are in places no duck has ever gone before.

Shared recently on TikTok:

Can’t wait for when we’re all in our 80’s and still tweeting.

Making waves on Twitch:

My signature move is waving at someone who is waving at the person behind me.

Going viral on Messenger:

When they dress up really nice, but all you can think about is the thrill of taking it off.

Broadcasted on X:

I hate starting new relationships. I gotta act like I ain’t crazy for two months.

Making waves on YouTube:

She never lets ideas interrupt the easy flow of her conversation.

Seen just now on Threads:

Currently looking for tickets for the first flight back to the ’90s.

Going viral on Twitch:

Now that I got a library card, I’m moving differently.

Funny playful insult quotes

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The inner child in me is open-mouth coughing on the inner child in you.

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Prime numbers are so cunty. Like okay, diva — only divisible by yourself?

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Social Media Stars ⭐

72 shares on Messenger this month:

They get real weird at the gun store if you walk in crying and asking for “the biggest one”.

11 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Don’t talk to me about regrets if you’ve never had someone’s name tattooed on you.

24 shares on X this month:

Been getting really into nothing.

64 shares on Instagram this month:

As president, I will allow people to use the same password as before when changing their password.

31 shares on Slack this month:

No, you’re not a “prompt engineer,” you’re a sloperator.

92 shares on Telegram this month:

Not to brag but this cashier is checking me out.

92 shares on Discord this month:

Grandparents were right. Sitting in a chair, doing nothing, and staring at nature is incredible.

69 shares on WeChat this month:

My life changed when I learned some house spiders can’t survive outside, so now I just catch them and release them in a friend’s home.

80 shares on YouTube this month:

Remember when downloading a song in under 5 minutes was considered progress?

80 shares on Facebook this month:

As a student, the most comforting words you’ll ever hear are “I haven’t started either.”

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No one talks about the horrific event of meeting someone who is exactly your type.

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You ever see a woman so beautiful it makes you momentarily mentally ill?

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Therapy isn’t enough, she needs to know people congratulated me when we broke up.

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Honestly, I don’t think I have any more new passwords left in me. You wanna steal my identity? Go ahead, I hope you enjoy debt and terrible posture.

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You don’t scare me, you’re not my kid noticing her sibling got a bigger slice of cake.

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I should have peed before I left, and other things I’ll never learn: A memoir

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Roadtripping with my family has taught me that my marriage can withstand anything except roadtripping with my family.

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When someone tells me “They could care less”, instead of the proper “I couldn’t care less”, I always say “At least you care.”

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I don’t understand people who forget to eat. I’m already planning lunch while chewing breakfast.

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So stupid how New York is actually as cool as everyone says.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇧🇩 has shared:

I wish I could invoice people for wasting my time.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has bookmarked:

Probably the most humiliating thing that can happen when you die is that you come back as a fitted-sheet ghost.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has downloaded:

The amount of water you actually need to drink to be hydrated is so obscene. Who does this body think it is? A data center?

Someone from 🇹🇴 has viewed:

Anyone who deals with customers on a professional basis should be allowed to hand out one face slap per day.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has copied:

A thing I never realized about being an adult is that you will always be cleaning your kitchen. No matter if you get takeout, no matter if you’re gone all day, you will be cleaning the kitchen.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has viewed:

I don’t even get disappointed anymore. I’m just like, “Oh, again? Okay.”

Someone from 🇲🇭 has viewed:

My mom recently asked me how to take a screenshot. At first, I laughed, but then I remembered she taught me how to tie my shoes.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has downloaded:

ChatGPT’s primary use is to generate plausible excuses to leave dinner at the in-laws’.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has copied:

Cats spend two-thirds of their lives sleeping, and the other third making viral videos.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has shared:

Some people are living proof that brain failure does not immediately lead to death.

Social Media Log 💫

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

This world is extremely kind to men, so I am not.

Going viral on Instagram:

I hope this email makes you quit your job.

Just landed via Facebook:

I’m sorry I used air quotes when I said we were friends.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

I’m not moody; I’m just on shuffle.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

Sometimes uncontrollable laughter is all you need to get the millions of thoughts out of your head.

Seen just now on Slack:

I don’t want to alarm anyone, but my doctor says I have an irreversible terminal condition called aging.

Spotted on Discord:

Opening this app is like lighting a cigarette.

Trending via Instagram:

If I was lying down and someone came up and gave me tons of kisses and smooshed my face, I’d love it. I don’t know what my cat’s problem is.

Spotted on Facebook:

My favorite recipe is the one where I pick up the phone and order food.

Shared recently on WeChat:

Why be just a part of the solution when you can be the whole problem?

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