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Having a job ruined my life.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has bookmarked:

Mr. Beast is like if they made Dubai into a person.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has copied:

Dating apps? No thanks, if I wanted to talk to someone for hours and accomplish nothing, I’d contact tech support.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has bookmarked:

If i say “morning!” to you, it does not mean “good morning”, I am merely exclaiming in horror that it is morning.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has bookmarked:

Kinda lame that pretending everything is fine isn’t working.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has copied:

I don’t always leave the house, but when I do, I shouldn’t.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has bookmarked:

My last husband’s name is Don. I just added an E to it and walked away.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has shared:

Life is so boring when you don’t have a package on the way.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has viewed:

Gollum is like, “Actually, this is my emotional support precious.”

Someone from 🇮🇹 has shared:

Commenting “what about us?” on all Valentine pics this year.

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Trending via Snapchat:

“Topless” doesn’t always mean breasts or a convertible. Sometimes it also means the brain.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Being a woman is hard. You always want to buy something, slap someone, lose weight and eat something sweet.

Reported on Reddit:

To anybody who thinks being self-employed means you don’t have to work for a boss you hate, I have terrible news.

Shared recently on Discord:

They say dress for the job you want, but this baby diaper isn’t very comfortable.

Just shared via Snapchat:

I can clean the whole house if I want to, but if someone asks me to do it, suddenly I’m lazy.

Broadcasted on YouTube:

I started my diet 2 hours ago, I’m glad that’s over.

Going viral on Slack:

“Comparison is the thief of joy!” Well, not if you’re better than everyone else.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

Deleted old Tweets just in case I date a very famous woman with rabid fans.

Just landed via Twitch:

The theory that two stacked beds can’t be converted into two regular beds has been debunked.

Trending via Facebook:

Lazy is such an ugly word. I prefer the term selective participation.

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Someone from 🇧🇫 has copied:

I didn’t mean to mimic your voice, I just had to know what it felt like to sound like that.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has bookmarked:

Is ChatGPT down for anyone else? I’m a neurosurgeon in the middle of brain surgery.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has viewed:

Needing to stretch is so funny. Your body is like “Ughhh, make me longer!”

Someone from 🇲🇲 has viewed:

When I die, I hope I’m remembered for my ability to take any bad situation and make it worse.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has copied:

The world would be a much nicer place if we just turn off the news.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has shared:

The web is a great place to befriend people who you’d never let in your house.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has copied:

I wonder if the sun also takes pictures of humanity going down?

Someone from 🇭🇺 has shared:

My parents didn’t raise me to be rude, I had to practice.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has shared:

Once when I was exercising, I realized that I was allergic to it. I was out of breath, sweating and my heart was racing.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has shared:

You’re an adult. You can do what you want. Wait…You have kids? Never mind.

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Trending via TikTok:

There’s no denying that I have an effect on men. Mostly migraines, but an effect nonetheless.

Breaking via LinkedIn:

A bad relationship can ruin a good song.

Trending via TikTok:

The human body requires so much maintenance. Who designed this thing?

Making waves on X:

I’m so good at missing early morning meetings, I can do it with my eyes closed.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Me, seeing a man proposing to a woman in public: Hey, this guy bothering you?

Shared recently on Slack:

I’m always best at the things I shouldn’t do.

Just shared via Telegram:

One day my kids will move out and discover the dishes don’t clean themselves and I feel for them. I really do.

Seen just now on Messenger:

Don’t worry, bro. She’s probably just working on a puzzle right now. She’ll get back to you.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

If she says “so just what exactly is THAT supposed to mean”, you’re gonna have a bad time.

Just landed via Messenger:

Grab your own butt! Love yourself!

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