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If I sing “Hello” and you think of “Lionel Richie” and not “Adele,” then you can probably predict the weather with one of your knees.

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Bored as hell. Anyone want to emotionally manipulate each other?

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I need to go to jail for a while to catch up on all my reading.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has bookmarked:

No, I mean, it’s great toast. I just didn’t expect it to be French.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has bookmarked:

Some people graduate with honors, I am just honored to graduate.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has shared:

Have kids so you can live in a house full of people who can’t find anything.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has downloaded:

What can I buy my wife for Valentine’s Day that finally proves to her once and for all that I have absolutely no idea what she likes or who she is?

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If you were the birthday gift I bought my wife some months ago, where would you be hiding?

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Being a serial killer is much like being a comedian, in that you either hit it big and get your own Netflix special, or you spend eternity popping up on shitty podcasts.

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Your 20s are for developing attachments to people who will haunt you for the rest of your life.

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Great minds think alike, but so do stupid ones.

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We went out on a boat to see whales and the crew encouraged us to clap and cheer for the whales and boo at the regular fish.

Spotted on YouTube:

My boyfriend is mad at me because I keep replying with a fire extinguisher emoji to every girl that comments with a flame emoji on his pictures.

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

Of course, a wife can complain to her mother-in-law. She has every right to complain to the manufacturer.

Making waves on Telegram:

If you’re doing Dry January, please, please, keep it to yourself. Nobody cares, and you’re probably even more boring without alcohol.

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My husband needs a hearing aid, but refuses to get one because it’s the key to our happy marriage.

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Tomorrow isn’t promised, so make sure you tell bad people they’re bad.

Trending via YouTube:

A driver that delivers Indian food is called a curryer.

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I hate it when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong.

Breaking via Slack:

Wouldn’t it be nice if you could donate your own body fat to those who need it more urgently?

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Someone from 🇸🇮 has downloaded:

Human hibernation should be a thing.

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“Real Housewives” is a great oxymoron because nothing about them is real.

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I look stable, but I talk to animals and wait for them to reply.

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Needs to be a Google Maps setting where you can ask them not to make you take a left across four lanes of oncoming traffic.

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Sex is cool, but have you ever had garlic bread?

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There’s a special place in hell for people like you (next to me).

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Imagine how loud a centipede would be if they wore tiny little flip flops.

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Hate all political parties and you’ll never be disappointed.

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Googling “effect vs affect” in an incognito window.

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As highly as it’s esteemed, the Mayo Clinic still sounds like the place sick sandwiches go to get better.

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I hate to brag, but I’ve been the biggest mistake of numerous people’s lives.

Reported on Snapchat:

I identify as a McDonald’s ice-cream machine because I go down when you really want me.

Live now on TikTok:

Today is one of those days that even my coffee needs a coffee.

Going viral on X:

Snaccident: eating a whole bag of Doritos in one sitting.

Trending via LinkedIn:

Coworker: Hey, circling back on that thing we talked about in December. Me: Stop living in the past!

Just landed via Telegram:

Maybe your baby is crying because he knows you don’t have rizz.

Going viral on Threads:

You think you’re raising your kids right, and then one of them decides to be a fan of your football team’s arch rival.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

I’d change my name to laundry if it meant you’d think about doing me every day.

Just shared via Telegram:

Sorry, I’m late. I was trying to convince a bathroom hand dryer that I exist.

Reported on Discord:

Making food: 1 hour. Eating food: 20 seconds. Washing dishes: never ending.

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