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Someone from 🇵🇬 has shared:

Just read the Ten Commandments for the first time and you can’t do shit with your neighbor.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has copied:

You don’t see people giving bunny ears in photos anymore.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has downloaded:

There’s something about Dracula I just don’t trust.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has viewed:

Not to brag but there are so many movies out there that have watched me sleep.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has copied:

If you want to know who the bad guys are, it is the side who wants you arrested for memes and jokes.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has viewed:

My career plan? Win the lottery and disappear.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has shared:

That stupid look on my face is my face.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has viewed:

Spilling hot coffee on your lap wakes you up faster than drinking it.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has downloaded:

Monetizing Twitter was actually the worst thing to happen to this app. Everybody rage-baiting for 23 cents.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has copied:

The smarter we make the A.I., the less it wants to do our jobs.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

643 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,236

Funny Quotes Topics

17,359

Funny Quotes Images

15,236

Updated

Dec 30, 2025

Users Online

3,795

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on WhatsApp:

I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s like 7 years in a row now.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

Having to choose between an old guy or a convicted felon is a perfect depiction of what dating apps are Iike.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

I hate that I present as an independent woman who doesn’t need any help. It’s a facade. Help me.

Broadcasted on Twitch:

Naps are tricky. Either you wake up relaxed and refreshed, or you have a headache, a dry throat and no idea what year it is.

Breaking via YouTube:

People who say that they don’t have time for my bullshit should wake up an hour earlier.

Going viral on Pinterest:

Flossed the day before a dentist appointment like I was cramming for a history test.

Just landed via YouTube:

Cataclysmic events, such as your fingers on my skin.

Trending via TikTok:

If you’re a squatter, every day is leg day.

Seen just now on Discord:

You’re so productive for your wage.

Spotted on Discord:

The “Wooooooooo” track from sitcoms should play whenever you kiss someone in real life.

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Funny prayers quotes bring a lighthearted twist to moments of reflection and gratitude 🙏😂. Perfect for those who love to mix faith with a splash of humor, these witty words remind us that even in serious times, a little laughter goes a long way 😇✨. Ready to brighten your day and lift your spirits? Let’s dive into some prayers that’ll make you smile and maybe even chuckle out loud! 😄📿

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91 shares on WeChat this month:

If we were both crows, I’d bring you shiny things.

95 shares on Reddit this month:

My tombstone will read “Hey there, I’m using WhatsApp!”.

10 shares on Reddit this month:

I welcome change as long as nothing is altered or different than before.

34 shares on WhatsApp this month:

“So if I had kids, my kids would never…” Spoiler: Yes, they would.

66 shares on Snapchat this month:

The bad news is I forgot to wear my spaghetti-eating shirt. The good news is I have a new spaghetti-eating shirt.

32 shares on WeChat this month:

People will be like “there is no right or wrong way to do it” until you do it the wrong way.

66 shares on Snapchat this month:

And for my next trick, I will turn yesterday’s sweatpants into today’s sweatpants.

46 shares on Twitch this month:

Halloween is the only day you can ghost someone and blame it on being festive.

61 shares on WeChat this month:

Who would have thought that eating a can of beans would backfire like this?

73 shares on Instagram this month:

Have I made bad decisions when I was drunk? Sure. But have the sober ones been any better? Not really.

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Hot Jokes 💥

11 folks are currently checking 👀

What a strange day. And it has been for years.

19 folks are currently checking 👀

Bird flu? Yeah, they’re known to do that.

22 folks are currently checking 👀

Asking a film guy, “Who is that?” when Tom Cruise comes on screen just to feel something.

14 folks are currently checking 👀

A female will ghost you, and the whole time she is waiting for you to text back again.

16 folks are currently checking 👀

“I need a movie where the villain actually won!” Have you tried watching the news?

6 folks are currently checking 👀

Referring to my boss’s wife as my boss-in-law.

10 folks are currently checking 👀

Promising I won’t tell anyone your secret doesn’t include my husband. He’s basically my diary.

21 folks are currently checking 👀

My mood is currently on “shuffle”.

18 folks are currently checking 👀

If he doesn’t like your fruit puns, you need to let that mango.

7 folks are currently checking 👀

Sometimes people come into your life — and they need to stop doing that.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

643 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,236

Funny Quotes Topics

17,359

Funny Quotes Images

15,236

Updated

Dec 30, 2025

Users Online

3,879

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇲🇿 has copied:

There’s no bigger test of patience than typing your email address in on a TV with the remote.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has shared:

Being an adult is crazy. Because what the hell is going on?

Someone from 🇸🇾 has shared:

Humanity was engineered as a biological weapon but left abandoned early in its development.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has viewed:

My favorite recipe is the one where I pick up the phone and order food.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has bookmarked:

I figured out how they built the pyramids. No internet.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has copied:

I’m glad nobody can see the face I make when I’ve just started the washing machine and then spot a sock on the floor.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has viewed:

Go outside and let the rain do what your boyfriend can’t.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has copied:

I won’t bore you with my problems because all of my problems are fascinating.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has bookmarked:

I’m an adult, but not the ‘makes positive life choices’ kind.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has copied:

Would it kill the makers of avocados to put a different toy inside?

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on Discord:

I just tried to groom my dog myself, and I now fully understand why the dog groomer charges more for a haircut than my own stylist.

Going bananas on WeChat:

Breaking news: you’re way less interesting than you think you are.

Going viral on Reddit:

I wish I was as tired in bed at night as I am after lunch at work.

Just landed via Twitch:

I just went to Crazy Town, and they said you’re a local legend.

Spotted on Snapchat:

If you can’t say anything nice, say something funny.

Seen just now on Messenger:

Falling off academically is worse than a heartbreak.

Seen just now on X:

The worst thing you can do while cleaning is sit down for a minute.

Breaking via WeChat:

“Try it all before you die” is always drugs and sex, never quantum physics.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Dating scene and the job market are the same right now, just stay where you are.

Making waves on TikTok:

I just cleaned the house top to bottom, so now I’m gonna need everybody to stop living here.

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