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December. A desperate celebration of an end.

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Sorry I’m late. It’s just because of who I am as a person.

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Do men know they don’t have to keep their clothing until it disintegrates?

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For financial reasons, I will be passing away.

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You better pray to whatever god you serve that this email finds you before I do.

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In my 20s: Jingle all the way. In my 40s: Jingle til around ten.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has copied:

Spotify has got it all wrong, the hottest single of the year is me.

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I decided not to go for a run today because of the weather, but mostly because of the running.

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Parallel lines have got so much in common, it’s a shame they’ll never meet.

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“You live and you learn!” Bro, I don’t want to do either of those things.

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I don’t understand how spending more money than I earn is irresponsible. I’m giving more than I take. I’m generous.

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I feel for my kids, who had to take in the groceries and put them away today. They may never recover from this traumatic experience.

Reported on X:

Many years ago, I stood up to 100-200 million others only to sit in meetings now.

Making waves on Instagram:

I should’ve been an air conditioner because all I do is vent.

Just shared via TikTok:

A car window made specifically for a dog to stick its head out of is called a sunwoof.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

All these years on the internet we have been working for artificial intelligence.

Making waves on Reddit:

Girls be like, “I know a spot,” then sacrifice you under the full moon.

Seen just now on Messenger:

Odd people reviewing a dessert: It’s not too sweet which is what I like.

Breaking via LinkedIn:

Just eating the emotional support snickers bar in my purse. How about you?

Going viral on WeChat:

Whenever I’m sad, you’re there. Whenever I have problems, you’re there. Whenever I lose control, you’re there. Let’s face it, you are bad luck.

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Someone from 🇬🇧 has copied:

Guys, please stop wearing NASA shirts, I bet you can’t even name one of their songs.

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I set up a Nativity scene, but since baby Jesus hasn’t arrived yet, all the Wise Men are just looking down at their phones.

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It’s funny how quickly you become difficult if you don’t always just say “yes”.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has shared:

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?

Someone from 🇩🇿 has viewed:

Think about how many more lovers you’d have if a cross country high-speed rail existed. That’s what they are taking away from you.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has downloaded:

Spotify Wrapped isn’t enough, I want an Excel spreadsheet of my listening habits.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has downloaded:

Don’t be alarmed at my semicolon usage; I’m a professional.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has bookmarked:

Having to write cover letters is so dumb. Do you really believe my dream ever since I was a little girl was to work for you? No. It was to ride a pony on a funky space rainbow. Grow up.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has copied:

My favorite childhood memory is having energy.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has bookmarked:

Seeing people exercising outside my house really motivated me to get up and close the blinds.

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Broadcasted on Threads:

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore and forget at the same time.

Going viral on Telegram:

The echo in my house when it’s clean is unsettling. Better order more stuff.

Just landed via Telegram:

Who called it a missed phone call from your parents and not a boomer rang?

Making waves on Facebook:

‘Tis the season to wrap objects in colorful paper with the fine motor skills of a T-Rex.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

Of course, because I’m wearing a white shirt, my coffee chose violence.

Going viral on Twitch:

Grok, is this true? Grok, am I original? Grok, am I the only one? Grok, am I sexual?

Trending via TikTok:

In hell, you wait for a ‘verify your email address’ email that never arrives.

Just landed via Twitch:

Any jar is a swear jar when the lid won’t open.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

“Slipping in the shower and trying to hold on to the water jet…” Shall I tell you more about myself?

Freshly posted on Telegram:

Let’s tell the truth cell phone. I don’t have six missed calls. I have six ignored calls.

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