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Someone from 🇮🇱 has downloaded:

I need like twelve incomes for this lifestyle I have in my head.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has copied:

Got a scam email full of mistakes like they’re not even trying. It won’t be long before AI takes their jobs.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has downloaded:

A friend of mine decided to cut all the toxic people out of his life, or so I was informed.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has copied:

Horse girls and cat ladies get all the attention, but what about crow women?

Someone from 🇪🇸 has viewed:

If I walk into a girl’s house and she got like 50 plants, I know she’s a keeper because she already takes care of a bunch of useless things. What’s one more?

Someone from 🇺🇸 has copied:

You should be able to google what someone said to you at the bar last night.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has downloaded:

I saved a ton of money on a security system by stealing my neighbor’s.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has copied:

Dear 8 hours of sleep, I miss you so much.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has viewed:

“It’s bikini season,” I whisper, eating another bikini.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has downloaded:

Girls be like, “Baby, I have a great idea,” and it’s a trip you have to pay for.

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Seen just now on Discord:

I’m at the age when riding around town, I say, “When did they build that?”

Making waves on Twitch:

Sorry I missed your call, I was staring in horror at the screen, wondering why on earth you couldn’t just text me.

Live now on TikTok:

Guys only want one thing and it’s my grandmother’s meatball recipe.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

People singing Happy Birthday to you feels like a real-life unskippable ad.

Trending via Slack:

It’s way too easy to lie online. I was just telling Beyoncé about that the other day.

Broadcasted on Instagram:

Men be like, “I want you.” Yeah, to suffer.

Making waves on WeChat:

We go together like coffee and cigarettes.

Trending via LinkedIn:

Girl, you gotta try this healing potion. It’s called beer.

Seen just now on Messenger:

Monday is already sending me threatening glances from across the room.

Shared recently on Discord:

Giant-sized bag of candy: I’m resealable. Me: That won’t be necessary.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

54 shares on Pinterest this month:

My ideal man is a kindhearted little freak.

57 shares on Slack this month:

I have more trips planned than I have money.

77 shares on Facebook this month:

I told a joke to my boss, and he must have found it really funny because now I get to tell it to HR.

55 shares on Messenger this month:

Fundamentally, I understand chess, because I too would never let my king feel unsafe.

86 shares on YouTube this month:

How do I un-know people?

16 shares on Snapchat this month:

I hate when my cat runs into my bedroom and hisses at an empty chair, then runs back out again; and I then have to fall asleep holding a crucifix.

72 shares on Instagram this month:

If robbers ever broke into my house and searched for money, I’d just laugh and search with them.

46 shares on Slack this month:

I don’t always have time to fold laundry, but when I do, I don’t.

78 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I’ve never met a cake I didn’t want to fork.

48 shares on Twitch this month:

Dear algo, please only show this post to benevolent aliens.

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25 folks are currently checking 👀

On average, my daily actions demonstrate I’m probably good at something else.

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Gimme coffee or I’ll sleep amok!

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The secret to work life balance is generational wealth.

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You should be allowed to go home early from work if you miss your dog a lot.

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Remember before social media you would have to pick up the phone and call someone to tell them how much you love bacon?

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When a man gets married he has a moral obligation to scare his wife when he sneezes.

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They say it is hard to look at lips that you are not allowed to kiss. You do not know how hard it is to look at a face that you are not allowed to hit.

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Reading fanfics is so fun, I wish romantic attraction was real.

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Might lay here until someone draws my chalk outline.

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Everyone’s worried about a recession, but babes, we’re heading for a dark age.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇧🇴 has shared:

Having a car is crazy cause you gotta take it to the car doctor.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has viewed:

Does anyone know how to lower the difficulty setting on my life?

Someone from 🇹🇱 has shared:

What are some beginner bad habits for someone just getting into ruining their life?

Someone from 🇬🇾 has viewed:

The peace of not knowing.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has viewed:

Gordon Ramsay is only funny because he’s not talking to me like that.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has shared:

Telling men I have a boyfriend doesn’t chase them away anymore, so I’ve started telling them I have a child.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has bookmarked:

I no longer need an alarm clock because I’m over 40 and have a bladder.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has downloaded:

Olympic gymnast: does the most amazing thing I have ever seen in my entire life. Announcer: Oh dear, that will be a point deduction.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has copied:

You say “multitask” like it’s a good thing.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has bookmarked:

Interviewer: So why do you want this job? Me: I don’t. I just need money.

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on YouTube:

Deja poo is when you feel like you’ve heard the same shit before.

Just shared via Slack:

I’m only an introvert until I meet people worth extroverting with.

Trending via Twitch:

If you watch Home Alone backwards it’s a loving story about a boy that heals two men that were savagely beaten.

Going viral on Instagram:

Our parents just don’t know how far we rode them bikes when we were younger.

Seen just now on Slack:

Don’t buy me flowers. A bouquet of KitKats will suffice.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

In my defense, they burned my grilled cheese sandwich.

Making waves on Messenger:

I’m old enough to remember when regular websites were usable.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

I always tell my kids that it’s okay to make mistakes just as long as you learn how to blame them on other people.

Going bananas on Pinterest:

A good way to get out of a conversation is to take off one of your socks and hand it to the person talking.

Making waves on Snapchat:

My superpower? I can look you right in the eyes while you’re talking and not hear a single word you said.

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